* FOR THE RECORD, 'RANDOM PERSON', I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT COMIC WHEN I BEGAN WRITING THIS!!! Yeah, but Sonic etc. don't switch around with Goku etc. so I am not a copy-cat...(^.^)*

A Big Stupid Mistake

chapter 5- BLOODY HELL!!!

"Alright, so you guys are human," Luminous said. "I don't see what's so bad about that...at least I'm getting a good laugh outta all this." He smiled.

"The problem is that we aren't MEANT to be human, you putz," Shadow replied. "Tails is right. We need a way to undo this transformation." He paced around the room a bit. "Let's wait until everyone else arrives before we decide what to do."

In afew moments, Cream and Knuckles arrived. Knuckles was a tall guy with a good build, wearing white martial arts robes with a black belt. His hair was red and in long dreadlocks, and he had a pretty good tan. Cream was a pretty little girl with brown hair in two long pigtails. She had fair skin and was wearing the little red dress she always wore. Cheese the Chao was normal and followed her as always.

Everyone stared at everyone else in shock. Shadow put his hands into the pockets of his long black trenchcoat and looked down at the carpet, thinking. Drake ran in with Sheaira at his heel. In his left hand, he clutched his Moon Rod. "Alright," he said, partially out of breath. "I got here as fast as I could and...OH MY GOOD GOD SHADOW'S HAIR LOOKS HILARIOUS!!!"

Shadow glared at him. "Luminous supposes I'm stoned, and you and Sonic think my hair is some sort of joke. If anymore of my patience must be wasted on your foolishness, I'll be more than happy to Chaos Control you three elsewhere."

Cream worriedly looked at Shadow. "Please, Mr. Shadow, don't do that!" she said. "Sonic, Luminous and Drake mean no harm!" She looked at him pleadingly with her big brown eyes and Shadow grudgingly let the three taunters off on a final warning.

"Alright, I'm sure this is no problem to fix," Drake said. "I mean, if my rod did this, I can probably undo it."

Sonic pouted. "But we look so kick-ass," he pointed out. "WE'RE HUMAN AND IT LOOKS COOL! Why change back?!"

"Because it's a spell unintentionally cast on you and it could have side-effects. Let me reverse it before something BAD happens, okay?"

Though Sonic still disagreed, Drake cast the transformation-reverse spell on everyone who'd been transformed, and...IT DIDN'T WORK!!! Drake stood dumbfounded (heh heh, DUMBfounded!! XD) for afew moments, trying to get over the fact that he, Drake Elias Zephyr, the greatest Sorts Magician in the city, had failed.

"N- nothing happened," Drake said aloud in disbelief. "AND THIS IS ALL BECAUSE SHEAIRA ENCHANTED THE JELLYBEANS!" He sat down heavily on the couch. "Ugh...I thought I was good..."

Sonic did a happy dance. "WOOHOO! NOW I CAN STAY SEXY!!!!" He paused. "AND SHADOW'S HAIR REMAINS WORTHY OF TAUNTS!!!"

"HOORAY!" Luminous cheered. "More teasing of Shadow's stupid-looking hair AND Sonic's generally blue and stupid looking hair!"

Shadow rolled his eyes.

Amy ran in with Rouge (who suddenly popped into the plot of things cuz I forgot to mention her in chapters 1-4...). "What happened?!" Amy cried. "I heard Sonic and everyone is..." She stopped dead in her tracks. There were hearts in her eyes. "...human. Oh, Sonic!! You look so SEXY!!!" He ran to him and hugged him.

Rouge was looking across the room at Knuckles. Though she'd never admitt it, he looked pretty good.

"Amy lemme go!" Sonic cried. "I'm lots taller than you so I can kick you around!!"

Quickly, Amy grabbed some of the Cursed Humanizing Jellybeans out of Sheaira's pocket and ate them. She gave some to Rouge too, and they too became human.

"Oh great," Sonic wailed. "HUMAN AMY!!! BLOODY HELL, I'M DOOMED!"