A Big Stupid Mistake~ chapter...whatever its at, I forget really...^.^'

"THERE!!" Sheaira cried. "IT'S DONE!" She took the anti-magic reverse pie out of the oven. It smelled really good; the warmth filled the kitchen, too. "How long will it take to cool?" Shadow asked. "I can't STAND being human any longer!!" Behind him, Sonic was snickering at his hair. "Heh heh," he chuckled. "It looks like a starfish!"

Shadow turned quickly, and angrily punched Sonic in the face. Sonic fell on his ass, shocked that Shadow had actually struck him. "I'd about had it with you anyway," Shadow muttered, turning away from Sonic, who now had a sore jaw. Everyone was looking at Shadow in surprise. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT?!" he demanded harshly. "GET BACK TO YOUR OWN BUISNESS!"

No-one argued.

Tails watched Sheaira cut her perfect pie into many slices. "Heck," she said. "I might as well give some to some of my other friends too. It won't have any effect on them!" She smiled. "It's a pity you don't want to stay human. You look like a little angel." Tails blushed. "Ummmm...thank you." He smiled too.

"HEY! HEY! HEY!!" Drake cried. "CUT IT OUT! Miles, stop flirting with my wife!!"

Tails' smile broadened. "Actually, she was the one who talked to me first...I dunno about flirting."

Drake's eyebrows went up. "Sheaira," he said, his tone teasing. "You have more sence than to flirt with an eight year old."

Sheaira laughed. "Well, sorry!"

Shadow's impatience was rising. "HURRY UP!!! I'M ABOUT READY TO CHAOS CONTROL SONIC ACROSS THE PLANET!!!" Sonic yelped and jumped back from Shadow. He'd have to shut up, and fast. Mario was still playing golf. Yoshi etc. had gone with him. However, Link had stuck around for pie, as cherry was his absolute favorite.

Soon the pie was ready. Shadow was quite relieved about this. Everyone who'd been transformed into a human had some; Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Cream, Rouge, Amy...(what?! It was a really big pie)...and Link, Drake and Sheaira hgad some too for the heck of it. Once they were done, things got strange.

AGAIN, NOT IN THE SICK WAY, YOU TWISTED PERVERTS!!!

Sonic's blue hair became blue quills. He went back to being three feet tall. And he returned to being a hedgehog. Cream's brunette pigtails became creamy brown floppy ears. She went back to being a rabbitt...Similar transformations occured with the others until soon everyone was back to normal. Thank god. And meanwhile the golfers had all been argueing over if Luigi had cheated or not...Looks like Sonic and friends got the better half of this story...

"Ahhhh," Shadow sighed. "This is much better. I feel like more of an Ultimate Life Form this way." Sonic was laughing again. "What?!!" Shadow demanded. "What is so funny?!!"

"I never realized it," Sonic said, restraining laughter. "But your quills look like a big starfish even when you're a HEDGEHOG!" He rolled around on the grass, laughing histerically.

Shadow's eyes filled with fury. "Uh oh," Tails said. "You shouldn't have said that, Sonic."

Too late. The last thing anyone heard was Shadow's huge yell of "CHAOS CONTROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!".....

((End of part one))