Haven't worked on this in a while, let's see how I do
It has been several weeks since Naruto started his journey, and... he was insanely bored!
There were no available missions.
There were no ramen shops.
And there were no RAMEN SHOPS!
Ramen was the greatest thing in this world, and if he could not have it, he was nothing.
Over the horizon, the ramen-lover spotted a village. Naruto walked into the village and looked around.
There was a ramen eating competition!
His prayers were answered!
Naruto entered the competition and ate all of the ramen. He won a prize, it was...what was it?
It was a free copy of 'Elements for Dummies', a book that had many low ranking jutsus for every element. Naruto spammed his clones and learned them all within a month's time.
Several weeks later, our protagonist was on a ridge overlooking a camp full of bandits. These guys had just stolen a wagon, and were guarding their prize.
Naruto jumped down into the middle of the camp, and just stood there.
The bandits didn't know what to think, so they also stood still for several minutes.
A long time later, they attacked the mystery guy.
Naruto sent out two shadow clones to fight with him, and it was a very bloody conflict. Many bandits died that day.
Naruto stole all of their money,supplies,and lives.
He went off into the distance, laughing all the way.
Sasuke was on his merry way, having styled his hair several seconds ago. He was walking through the woods all ninja-like, when he saw his old friend Naruto. Sasuke had to hide, this guy wanted to bring him back to the village, where they wouldn't let him style his hair every day.
unfortunately for the Uchiha, Naruto spotted him.
"Hey Sasuke! Come to the village! We have candy!"
"...I hate candy..."
"oh..."
Naruto slapped Sasuke into the trees, and ran off crying.
"He hates candy! WHAT?! THIS MAKES ME CRYYYYY!"
With that, begins the next phase of the story of Naruto.
This is wack, yo.