I made this up. I hope you enjoy it. Please review no matter how horrible
it is. You could just tell me how bad it is. I won't mind. Have fun! I
don't own any of the characters, to be Tolkien, well, it would rock,
except, I'd be dead. I don't think that would be very much fun.
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Frodo was sitting under a tree reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. He hoped Gandalf wouldn't see him. Gandalf would be very angry and then Frodo would be a sad, sad hobbit. Anyway, there was Frodo quite content in reading there when he heard the off-key singing of an old man. Wait, it was Gandalf. Oops. Frodo quickly tucked the book in a pocket in his vest and ran towards the road.
"Your late."
"No I'm not, you stupid hobbit," Gandalf said has he pulled out his staff and hit Frodo on the head with it. "A wizard is never late. Nor is he, uh, what is it again? Oh yes, nor is early. He arrives precisely when he means to." He sat on his carriage/cart thing looking rather proud of himself for remember all of that. Frodo hopped into the carriage/cart and it continued down the road.
"Fine then, if you must have it your way. Anyway, are you going to Bilbo's party?"
"Why of course! What a silly question. I have to be there. I'm the only wizard who goes to Hobbiton by way of one of those fireworks places, and Merry and Pippin need some fireworks so they can steal one."
"You aren't supposed to know about that Gandalf."
"I know.But I had to peak at the script. Anyway, I have to be at that party. I enjoy being the tallest person in the mosh pit at parties." Frodo raised his eyebrow at this.
"Alright then Gandalf. Well, I have to go somewhere." Frodo jumped off of the cart and ran back into the forest to find a nice spot under another tree. He thought, " No more Gandalf to worry about. Now I can get back to my reading."
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Frodo was sitting under a tree reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. He hoped Gandalf wouldn't see him. Gandalf would be very angry and then Frodo would be a sad, sad hobbit. Anyway, there was Frodo quite content in reading there when he heard the off-key singing of an old man. Wait, it was Gandalf. Oops. Frodo quickly tucked the book in a pocket in his vest and ran towards the road.
"Your late."
"No I'm not, you stupid hobbit," Gandalf said has he pulled out his staff and hit Frodo on the head with it. "A wizard is never late. Nor is he, uh, what is it again? Oh yes, nor is early. He arrives precisely when he means to." He sat on his carriage/cart thing looking rather proud of himself for remember all of that. Frodo hopped into the carriage/cart and it continued down the road.
"Fine then, if you must have it your way. Anyway, are you going to Bilbo's party?"
"Why of course! What a silly question. I have to be there. I'm the only wizard who goes to Hobbiton by way of one of those fireworks places, and Merry and Pippin need some fireworks so they can steal one."
"You aren't supposed to know about that Gandalf."
"I know.But I had to peak at the script. Anyway, I have to be at that party. I enjoy being the tallest person in the mosh pit at parties." Frodo raised his eyebrow at this.
"Alright then Gandalf. Well, I have to go somewhere." Frodo jumped off of the cart and ran back into the forest to find a nice spot under another tree. He thought, " No more Gandalf to worry about. Now I can get back to my reading."