At the Bakura household Yami Bakura was happily humming to himself while he
prepared a meal for his look alike half. The doorbell went and Yami Bakura
called out "Ryou! Someone's at the door!".
Ryou was in the lounge room with a huge head ache trying to figure out his life over again. Gloomily he got up and headed over to the door. He opened it to see a short spiked hair kid. "Oh hello Yugi" Ryou murmured a greeting. He looked up with pleading eyes. "They don't work with me Yugi, what is it?" he asked. Yugi pouted "The others are right, you are turning into Bakura" Yugi said. Ryou stared at him for a moment and kept that thought in mind. "Anyways" Yugi continued "YOU have to HELP me!" he cried.
"I will not be apart of this" Ryou shouted. "Oh please!" Yugi begged. Ryou shook his head. "Oh it's not that bad, he's your friend" Yami Bakura said. Ryou glared at him. "I will not dress up like Yami!" Ryou shouted. "All you need is a bit of gel and dye your hair" Yugi went on. "No!" Ryou shouted again. "Please Ryou! If you don't he will end up married to Tea! That'll be so bad! She's holding him hostage on some island called Teletubies all day land" Yugi explained. Ryou went wide eyes. "If Ryou won't do it, I will then" Yami Bakura exclaimed. Ryou's eyes widened even more "You have no idea what you are saying" Ryou murmured. "She can't be that bad" Yami Bakura said.
"I won't let him!" Ryou shouted as Yugi started to spike his hair "he will kill me when he gets his memory back". Yugi eyed him "Why don't we drug him after the wedding" Yugi whispered in Ryou's ear. Ryou glared at him. "What!?" Yugi said innocently. "You're not as innocent as you look Yugi" Ryou muttered. Yugi gave a small sly smile.
"THANKYOU MUMMY! YOU'RE THE BEST!" Tea shouted into her cell phone. Yami looked at the girl like she was a piece of rubbish or a germ. "At last Teletubie All Day land! Look it's a space ship! Lets go Yami!" she shouted and grabbed the Yami by the arm. Yami collapsed and Tea looked down at him. "OKIES THEN! LETS ALL PLAY DEAD!" she shouted and collapsed beside him not letting go of his arm. Yami tugged his arm away from her and he started to run for his life. "Yami you want to race to the space ship?" she called as she jogged after him. Yami looked horrified as the girl ran after him "or is this a game of tip?" she called again. Yami started to bolt like fast, it was like he was the victim and Tea was the bolder just ready to roll over him. Tea somehow started to catch up with Yami. "Aha! I'm gonna get you Yamikins!" she called with a high pitched laugh. Tears started to pour from his eyes "Why me!" he shouted. Next minute Tea jumped on him. Yami let out a bloodcurdling scream of his life.
"Told you it wouldn't work!" Ryou said staring at Yugi. Yugi kept pulling Yami Bakura's hair into spike but it kept dropping back down. The phone rang and Bakura picked it up "Hello Ryou Bakura speaking". "Hey it's me Malik". "Malik how are you? Me I'm still having hard times, re-thinking my life, and I have two annoying people in my house" he3 said coldly as he looked at the two trying to be innocent Yugi and Yami Bakura. "Really? Ishizu said that? Oh so you heard about Yami too, yes I pity him too" Ryou went on. "Who is he talking to?" Yugi asked Yami Bakura. "I think it's his boyfriend" Yami Bakura said. "Alright we'll be right over" Ryou said and hung up the phone.
Ryou sat down and raised his head to meet Yugi's gaze. "What?" Ryou asked rather annoyed. "I always thought you weren't straight" Yugi said. It took Ryou a while to figure what Yugi meant when Ryou stood up in objection "I AM STRAIGHT!" he roared. "I'm sure" said a voice. An un-invited guest was standing at the door.
"Oh Hey you guys are a bit late" Malik said as he opened his apartment door. "That guy kept us up" Ryou said pointing to Seto. "Not my fault I have been trying to find you people all day! I should imprint you guys with tags so I can tell where you are" Seto said. "We are not Dogs like Joey" Ryou muttered. Yugi looked up at Malik and pointed at him "So you are Ryou's secret lover" Yugi said. Malik's eyes glowed "what did you say shrimp?" he muttered with a firey background. "Y-O-U A-R-E R-Y-O-U-S S-E-C- R-E-T L-O-V-E-R" Yugi spelt out. "I'm sure Malik is capable of the alphabet Yugi" Seto said. Malik grabbed Yugi and shut the door on the others leaving them out in the hall for a minute. The door opened and Malik smiled while Yugi looked like he was holding back huge tears just dying to run out. "Come in!" Malik greeted with a smile.
"I have this book of ancient spells that was given to me along time ago, it might have a help full spell in it" he said flipping through the pages. "Does it have a spell to keep a persons hair spiky?" Yami Bakura asked. Malik nodded "Yep that's how when Yami was pharaoh kept his hair so spiky but it's on volume XI of the Spell books" Malik said. "Where's Yami Malik?" Ryou asked suddenly. "He left an hour ago muttering something about finding a remedy to bring Yami Bakura's memory back, he's been up everynight looking for answers" Malik said. Ryou looked a bit shocked "Does he really miss Yami Bakura that much?" Ryou asked. Malik nodded "Yep he misses him, he is bored tormenting and manipulating people on his own, he says it's no fun plus he can't stand him being such a goodie goodie".
"At last a good spell other than growing nose hair" Malik said staring at Yami Bakura. "What? I think all the hair on my body should be spikey" he said. Yugi slapped his hand against his forehead. Ryou let out a small laugh and Seto was just too busy admiring his cards. "The spell to turn someone into another for a day and a half" Malik said. "I tell you I will not let you use Yami Bakura to be Yami" Ryou shouted. "Yeah I agree" snorted a vicious voice. "Welcome home Yami Malik" Malik greeted from his seat. "There is NO WAY! MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO BE YAMI!" he roared in anger "I WILL NOT LET HIM FOOL HIMSELF EVEN THOUGH HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIMSELF!!!". "You're my best friend?" Yami Bakura said. Yami Malik glared at him which cause Yami Bakura to cry. "Oh for ra's sake! Ryou come with me!" Malik said closing the spell book. Yugi and Seto got up to follow when Malik whipped around "I said Ryou only" he said. "You don't expect me to sit around with my rival and those two idiots!" Seto retorted. "Yes I do!" Malik said and walked off. "Son of a bitch!" Seto mouthed. "MY MOTHER WASN'T A BITCH KAIBA! YOUR'S WAS! I SAW IT!" Malik shouted and started to laugh outloud and then a slam of the door was heard.
"Ok this is the plan Ryou, we break into Joey Wheeler's place and steal his most precious thing, then we put this spell on him and turn him into Yami, if he wants to change back he has to marry Tea in his Yami form while we rescue the real yami, sound good?" Malik said. "But doesn't the spell wear off in a day and a half?" Ryou asked. "He doesn't know that does he?" Malik said. "I guess, but what about Yami Bakura?!" Ryou asked. "Well Yugi agreed that he would force Yami to give up his puzzle for a day because it has something Yami Malik needs from it to get from it, part of Yami Bakura's soul is in it, actually it's like a back up memory for like a computer, he did it to back up his memory and to search through Yami's secrets, to tell the truth he never got far too many traps" Yami Malik explained. Ryou looked at him with wide eyes as the words 'why' danced around them. Malik put his foot out to stamp out the 'why'. "Why do you know all this and I don't" Ryou asked. "Um?!" he thought for a bit "No idea!" Malik replied.
"Brother you want me to lend you money so you can get tickets to Teletubies all day land?! And lend my millennium necklace to use for a spell out of the ancient spell book?! And to make sure I drop of your groceries after work?! And do your laundry?!" Ishizu said over the phone. She nodded as she removed her millennium necklace of her neck "and Yugi said I could have it back" she murmured.
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Sorry it's not so funny as I am soooooo tired and it's like so late, actually it's morning and I'm in English class, it's soooooooooooo boring! Somebody help me _ AND NO I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP YAMU AND CAIELLO!
Thankyou so much for the help Spencer and Steven! I'll leave chp 4 up to you
Ryou was in the lounge room with a huge head ache trying to figure out his life over again. Gloomily he got up and headed over to the door. He opened it to see a short spiked hair kid. "Oh hello Yugi" Ryou murmured a greeting. He looked up with pleading eyes. "They don't work with me Yugi, what is it?" he asked. Yugi pouted "The others are right, you are turning into Bakura" Yugi said. Ryou stared at him for a moment and kept that thought in mind. "Anyways" Yugi continued "YOU have to HELP me!" he cried.
"I will not be apart of this" Ryou shouted. "Oh please!" Yugi begged. Ryou shook his head. "Oh it's not that bad, he's your friend" Yami Bakura said. Ryou glared at him. "I will not dress up like Yami!" Ryou shouted. "All you need is a bit of gel and dye your hair" Yugi went on. "No!" Ryou shouted again. "Please Ryou! If you don't he will end up married to Tea! That'll be so bad! She's holding him hostage on some island called Teletubies all day land" Yugi explained. Ryou went wide eyes. "If Ryou won't do it, I will then" Yami Bakura exclaimed. Ryou's eyes widened even more "You have no idea what you are saying" Ryou murmured. "She can't be that bad" Yami Bakura said.
"I won't let him!" Ryou shouted as Yugi started to spike his hair "he will kill me when he gets his memory back". Yugi eyed him "Why don't we drug him after the wedding" Yugi whispered in Ryou's ear. Ryou glared at him. "What!?" Yugi said innocently. "You're not as innocent as you look Yugi" Ryou muttered. Yugi gave a small sly smile.
"THANKYOU MUMMY! YOU'RE THE BEST!" Tea shouted into her cell phone. Yami looked at the girl like she was a piece of rubbish or a germ. "At last Teletubie All Day land! Look it's a space ship! Lets go Yami!" she shouted and grabbed the Yami by the arm. Yami collapsed and Tea looked down at him. "OKIES THEN! LETS ALL PLAY DEAD!" she shouted and collapsed beside him not letting go of his arm. Yami tugged his arm away from her and he started to run for his life. "Yami you want to race to the space ship?" she called as she jogged after him. Yami looked horrified as the girl ran after him "or is this a game of tip?" she called again. Yami started to bolt like fast, it was like he was the victim and Tea was the bolder just ready to roll over him. Tea somehow started to catch up with Yami. "Aha! I'm gonna get you Yamikins!" she called with a high pitched laugh. Tears started to pour from his eyes "Why me!" he shouted. Next minute Tea jumped on him. Yami let out a bloodcurdling scream of his life.
"Told you it wouldn't work!" Ryou said staring at Yugi. Yugi kept pulling Yami Bakura's hair into spike but it kept dropping back down. The phone rang and Bakura picked it up "Hello Ryou Bakura speaking". "Hey it's me Malik". "Malik how are you? Me I'm still having hard times, re-thinking my life, and I have two annoying people in my house" he3 said coldly as he looked at the two trying to be innocent Yugi and Yami Bakura. "Really? Ishizu said that? Oh so you heard about Yami too, yes I pity him too" Ryou went on. "Who is he talking to?" Yugi asked Yami Bakura. "I think it's his boyfriend" Yami Bakura said. "Alright we'll be right over" Ryou said and hung up the phone.
Ryou sat down and raised his head to meet Yugi's gaze. "What?" Ryou asked rather annoyed. "I always thought you weren't straight" Yugi said. It took Ryou a while to figure what Yugi meant when Ryou stood up in objection "I AM STRAIGHT!" he roared. "I'm sure" said a voice. An un-invited guest was standing at the door.
"Oh Hey you guys are a bit late" Malik said as he opened his apartment door. "That guy kept us up" Ryou said pointing to Seto. "Not my fault I have been trying to find you people all day! I should imprint you guys with tags so I can tell where you are" Seto said. "We are not Dogs like Joey" Ryou muttered. Yugi looked up at Malik and pointed at him "So you are Ryou's secret lover" Yugi said. Malik's eyes glowed "what did you say shrimp?" he muttered with a firey background. "Y-O-U A-R-E R-Y-O-U-S S-E-C- R-E-T L-O-V-E-R" Yugi spelt out. "I'm sure Malik is capable of the alphabet Yugi" Seto said. Malik grabbed Yugi and shut the door on the others leaving them out in the hall for a minute. The door opened and Malik smiled while Yugi looked like he was holding back huge tears just dying to run out. "Come in!" Malik greeted with a smile.
"I have this book of ancient spells that was given to me along time ago, it might have a help full spell in it" he said flipping through the pages. "Does it have a spell to keep a persons hair spiky?" Yami Bakura asked. Malik nodded "Yep that's how when Yami was pharaoh kept his hair so spiky but it's on volume XI of the Spell books" Malik said. "Where's Yami Malik?" Ryou asked suddenly. "He left an hour ago muttering something about finding a remedy to bring Yami Bakura's memory back, he's been up everynight looking for answers" Malik said. Ryou looked a bit shocked "Does he really miss Yami Bakura that much?" Ryou asked. Malik nodded "Yep he misses him, he is bored tormenting and manipulating people on his own, he says it's no fun plus he can't stand him being such a goodie goodie".
"At last a good spell other than growing nose hair" Malik said staring at Yami Bakura. "What? I think all the hair on my body should be spikey" he said. Yugi slapped his hand against his forehead. Ryou let out a small laugh and Seto was just too busy admiring his cards. "The spell to turn someone into another for a day and a half" Malik said. "I tell you I will not let you use Yami Bakura to be Yami" Ryou shouted. "Yeah I agree" snorted a vicious voice. "Welcome home Yami Malik" Malik greeted from his seat. "There is NO WAY! MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO BE YAMI!" he roared in anger "I WILL NOT LET HIM FOOL HIMSELF EVEN THOUGH HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIMSELF!!!". "You're my best friend?" Yami Bakura said. Yami Malik glared at him which cause Yami Bakura to cry. "Oh for ra's sake! Ryou come with me!" Malik said closing the spell book. Yugi and Seto got up to follow when Malik whipped around "I said Ryou only" he said. "You don't expect me to sit around with my rival and those two idiots!" Seto retorted. "Yes I do!" Malik said and walked off. "Son of a bitch!" Seto mouthed. "MY MOTHER WASN'T A BITCH KAIBA! YOUR'S WAS! I SAW IT!" Malik shouted and started to laugh outloud and then a slam of the door was heard.
"Ok this is the plan Ryou, we break into Joey Wheeler's place and steal his most precious thing, then we put this spell on him and turn him into Yami, if he wants to change back he has to marry Tea in his Yami form while we rescue the real yami, sound good?" Malik said. "But doesn't the spell wear off in a day and a half?" Ryou asked. "He doesn't know that does he?" Malik said. "I guess, but what about Yami Bakura?!" Ryou asked. "Well Yugi agreed that he would force Yami to give up his puzzle for a day because it has something Yami Malik needs from it to get from it, part of Yami Bakura's soul is in it, actually it's like a back up memory for like a computer, he did it to back up his memory and to search through Yami's secrets, to tell the truth he never got far too many traps" Yami Malik explained. Ryou looked at him with wide eyes as the words 'why' danced around them. Malik put his foot out to stamp out the 'why'. "Why do you know all this and I don't" Ryou asked. "Um?!" he thought for a bit "No idea!" Malik replied.
"Brother you want me to lend you money so you can get tickets to Teletubies all day land?! And lend my millennium necklace to use for a spell out of the ancient spell book?! And to make sure I drop of your groceries after work?! And do your laundry?!" Ishizu said over the phone. She nodded as she removed her millennium necklace of her neck "and Yugi said I could have it back" she murmured.
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Sorry it's not so funny as I am soooooo tired and it's like so late, actually it's morning and I'm in English class, it's soooooooooooo boring! Somebody help me _ AND NO I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP YAMU AND CAIELLO!
Thankyou so much for the help Spencer and Steven! I'll leave chp 4 up to you