E.H.L: *to Author* Well, I may consider joining forces with one such as yourself....But I do no think I like the idea of sharing world domination with so many. For, already I must share some with Niniel, but to also divide it amongst you AND the Evil Author may be too much to ask. And the plan to take over the world is all my own. So, tell me, what might *I* get out of this bargain? Only to be allies with some much weaker than I, might not be something to be called an advantage. Do not be thinking me to be dismissing your proposition entirely. Quite the contrary. I must deeply consider it. For, I have read "Of Seagulls and Pink Voids", "Disco Party", and the like. And I do appreciate the creativety with which you torment your guests. And that may come in handy once I have taken over the world....
Christopher Lee: May I ask you, E.H.L, why you would wish to rule the world? Because power corrupts. And absolute power corrupts absolutely. So, why would you wish to corrupt yourself, for only temporary pleasure?
E.H.L.: HAHAAAAaa!!!! FOOL! Do you believe me to be a mortal such as you? HA! I pity you and your lack of knowledge. Did I not tell you, and all the other mindless celebrities, that I am ALSO Niniel, the Maiden of Tears? AND SHE IS OF THE IMMORTAL KIND! Nay, my pleasure shall not be temporary. It shall last for an eternity! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Tom Cruise: Ok, that's like, tottaly getting like, REALLY annoying.
E.H.L: -_- What is?
Tom C.: All that "Muhahahaing". It's so like, really annoying.
E.H.L: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS WORM IS TRYING TO SAY?!?!!
Some translator guy: I think he's saying that it bothers him when you laugh.
E.H.L: @_@ FOOL! THOU SHALT PAY FOR THY IGNORANCE!!!
*Suddenly Tom Cruise' hair begins to grow at a rapid pace. His beard is beginning to choke him, and his arms are being "tied" by the hair upon them.*
Queen Latifah: Yo! That ain't nice, ya'll.
E.H.L.: *stops killing Tom Cruise. His hair is begins to fall out, so it returns to it's origional length* *to Queen Latifah* WHY do you call yourself a "Queen"?! WHAT POWER DO YOU HAVE?!?! You are nothing but a....rapper!
Queen L.: Because I'm cool. And I *AM* a Queen! And if that bothers you, you can just...GET OUT!
E.H.L: HA! Now tell me, WHAT do you rule?!
Queen L.: The world of coolness.
E.H.L: -_- That land is obviously foreign to you.
Queen L.: I *AM* COOL! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU-
*As Queen Latifah was shouting, the Evil Hairy Lady caused her hair to begin growing. At an even more rapid pace than Tom's had. Thus shutting up her pitiful argument*
E.H.L: There. Much better.
Orlando Bloom: *mumbles* Ugh, this is so stupid...
E.H.L: WHAT?!
Orlando: Uh...I said....that was awesome...
E.H.L: DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!!!
Orlando: I swear, that's what I said. ^_^
E.H.L: HA! I have caught you in the act! I *KNOW* what you said. And now your punishment shall be worse than the others. For I am tired of you. You are all that young girls ever speak of!
Orlando: I am? COOL!
E.H.L: YES! AND I WISH MY EYES WOULD ROT OUT OF MY HEAD AT THE SIGHT OF YOU!!!! @_@
Orlando: Oh...so...that's not good then....?
E.H.L: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!!
Orlando: I'm ....sorry?
E.H.L: SORRY DOESN'T PAY THE RENT, BUB!!! Niniel?! MAY YOU?!
*There is a great sob that is heard from the sky. And suddenly great drops of "rain" begin to fall. The miss everyone except Orlando. And they are not drops of rain, but great tears of sadness, with giant peices of salt in them.*
Orlando: AGH!!!
E.H.L: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*Orlando Bloom is washed away*
E.H.L: *turns to all of the celebrities* DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EXPOSE YOUR FOOLISHNESS TO ME?!?! HOW MANY MORE MUST SUFFER?! *smiles* Obviously not enough. And that's what makes this job interesting.
Arnold Schwarblahblah: You are bad. But that's kinda cool. But it isn't good. And soon there will be an uprising, and all of the celebrities will kick your butt.
E.H.L: Yes, and with all of the celebrities combined, their IQ might match that of a 4 year old child. -_- I fear for my butt.
Johnny Depp: WHY are you so MEAN?! *is on the verge of tears*
E.H.L: *talking as if to a very young, and stupid, child* Because dear, if there weren't evil people like me, then the world would be too happy. And then we would be puking all the time. So it is because of me, that you can eat and keep it there.
Johnny D.: *wipes tears away* Oh. I like to eat. Thanks. *smiles*
E.H.L: *rolls eyes* *turns to Author* So yes, I shall consider your offer. But I must discuss the terms with you when our hosts meet. ^_^ *waves* Good-bye! Until next time!
Christopher Lee: May I ask you, E.H.L, why you would wish to rule the world? Because power corrupts. And absolute power corrupts absolutely. So, why would you wish to corrupt yourself, for only temporary pleasure?
E.H.L.: HAHAAAAaa!!!! FOOL! Do you believe me to be a mortal such as you? HA! I pity you and your lack of knowledge. Did I not tell you, and all the other mindless celebrities, that I am ALSO Niniel, the Maiden of Tears? AND SHE IS OF THE IMMORTAL KIND! Nay, my pleasure shall not be temporary. It shall last for an eternity! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Tom Cruise: Ok, that's like, tottaly getting like, REALLY annoying.
E.H.L: -_- What is?
Tom C.: All that "Muhahahaing". It's so like, really annoying.
E.H.L: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS WORM IS TRYING TO SAY?!?!!
Some translator guy: I think he's saying that it bothers him when you laugh.
E.H.L: @_@ FOOL! THOU SHALT PAY FOR THY IGNORANCE!!!
*Suddenly Tom Cruise' hair begins to grow at a rapid pace. His beard is beginning to choke him, and his arms are being "tied" by the hair upon them.*
Queen Latifah: Yo! That ain't nice, ya'll.
E.H.L.: *stops killing Tom Cruise. His hair is begins to fall out, so it returns to it's origional length* *to Queen Latifah* WHY do you call yourself a "Queen"?! WHAT POWER DO YOU HAVE?!?! You are nothing but a....rapper!
Queen L.: Because I'm cool. And I *AM* a Queen! And if that bothers you, you can just...GET OUT!
E.H.L: HA! Now tell me, WHAT do you rule?!
Queen L.: The world of coolness.
E.H.L: -_- That land is obviously foreign to you.
Queen L.: I *AM* COOL! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU-
*As Queen Latifah was shouting, the Evil Hairy Lady caused her hair to begin growing. At an even more rapid pace than Tom's had. Thus shutting up her pitiful argument*
E.H.L: There. Much better.
Orlando Bloom: *mumbles* Ugh, this is so stupid...
E.H.L: WHAT?!
Orlando: Uh...I said....that was awesome...
E.H.L: DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!!!
Orlando: I swear, that's what I said. ^_^
E.H.L: HA! I have caught you in the act! I *KNOW* what you said. And now your punishment shall be worse than the others. For I am tired of you. You are all that young girls ever speak of!
Orlando: I am? COOL!
E.H.L: YES! AND I WISH MY EYES WOULD ROT OUT OF MY HEAD AT THE SIGHT OF YOU!!!! @_@
Orlando: Oh...so...that's not good then....?
E.H.L: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!!
Orlando: I'm ....sorry?
E.H.L: SORRY DOESN'T PAY THE RENT, BUB!!! Niniel?! MAY YOU?!
*There is a great sob that is heard from the sky. And suddenly great drops of "rain" begin to fall. The miss everyone except Orlando. And they are not drops of rain, but great tears of sadness, with giant peices of salt in them.*
Orlando: AGH!!!
E.H.L: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*Orlando Bloom is washed away*
E.H.L: *turns to all of the celebrities* DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EXPOSE YOUR FOOLISHNESS TO ME?!?! HOW MANY MORE MUST SUFFER?! *smiles* Obviously not enough. And that's what makes this job interesting.
Arnold Schwarblahblah: You are bad. But that's kinda cool. But it isn't good. And soon there will be an uprising, and all of the celebrities will kick your butt.
E.H.L: Yes, and with all of the celebrities combined, their IQ might match that of a 4 year old child. -_- I fear for my butt.
Johnny Depp: WHY are you so MEAN?! *is on the verge of tears*
E.H.L: *talking as if to a very young, and stupid, child* Because dear, if there weren't evil people like me, then the world would be too happy. And then we would be puking all the time. So it is because of me, that you can eat and keep it there.
Johnny D.: *wipes tears away* Oh. I like to eat. Thanks. *smiles*
E.H.L: *rolls eyes* *turns to Author* So yes, I shall consider your offer. But I must discuss the terms with you when our hosts meet. ^_^ *waves* Good-bye! Until next time!