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EAVESDROPPING

Nadir decided to have tea with Erik today. He knew that he might be lonely, all alone down here. He had hoped that the young Mlle. Daae wouldn't be there. As he drew closer to the front door, he found that his hopes went unanswered. He could clearly hear her voice through the door.

"Oh, Erik! Your organ is so big!" she exclaimed.

Nadir paused, his eyes widening.

"Can I," she paused, "can I touch it?"

Nadir's mouth dropped open, looking quite comical.

"No one has ever touched it before except me," chimed Erik's voice. "But… I want you to."

There was a pause in the conversation. Nadir almost went into seizures in suspense.

"It's so smooth," Christine said. "I swear, I've never seen one this big!"

Erik chuckled. "Well, as you know, I'm quite well endowed." He paused before saying. "You know, you can put both hands on it if you want."

Nadir had just about enough, with a disgusted yell, he crashed into the home of the famous Phantom of the Opera to stop this, this madness!

"Erik, what do you think you're-!" Suddenly, Nadir took in the scene in front of him. "-doing?"

Before him, Erik unleashed his harsh glare. Christine's was indeed on his organ. His pipe organ.

"What do you think we're doing, Daroga?" Erik hissed.

With that, Nadir collapsed in shock.

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Silly Nadir, he should know never to eavesdrop! Sorry, I just had this thought one day and I had to put it down. Hopefully, this will help get my creative juices flowing for my Someone Like You fiction. Please Review! I love you all!

~ Claire Starling

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