Disclaimer: I don't own LotR or Harry Potter. I don't own Daniel Radcliff,
either, *yeah*
In this chapter Harry meets Katie and me, Yeah!!!
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Chapter Two: Never!!!!
Harry falls into ME. I see him, suddenly appear. I see his familiar face.
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Daniel Radcliff, or Harry Potter," I say.
"I am Harry Potter," Harry says, getting up.
"Katie," I yell.
"What do you want?" Katie yells back.
"Some crazy dude is here, he's saying he is Harry Potter!!" Harry says.
Katie came running when she saw the guy she said, " So, what is your name?"
"Harry Potter!! For the ten-billionth time!!!!!" Harry says.
"Actually, it is only the second," I say.
"Who cares?" Harry yells.
"Me!!" I say.
"I give up," Harry says.
"Yeah!" Katie and I say together.
"So, will you please tell me where I am?!" Harry asks.
"You are in Middle-Earth. You know where LotR takes place," I say.
"Where are you from, you look neither elf, hobbit, or the type of men here?" Harry asks.
"We are from your world, but different," I say.
"It's weird to explain, but we are from Earth, but in our world there is no magic," Katie explains.
"What country are you from?" Harry asks.
"We are from America, you know the country to the west, It is huge, also known as the U.S.A." I say.
"I know what you are talking about, so how did you get here?" Harry asks.
"It is a long story, left to be unknown," I say.
"It is the time period, where Gandalf just came back and there is Sam, by the window. Frodo is in Bag End, discussing The Ring," Katie says.
"Harry, do you want to come with us?" I ask, " We already made Frodo promise us to bring us along on an unknown journey ahead of time. We were smart, but I am sure that we can con him into letting you go," I say.
"I'll go because I will be board, until I can find a way out of here," Harry says.
"That might take a while, we have been stuck here for over fifty years, we still haven't found a way out," I say.
Katie, Harry and I go back into the hobbit hole. Gandalf has gone, so I ask Frodo if I Harry can stay with us. He says yes, and finds him a room. While Harry is getting used to the place, Frodo, Katie, and I go into a sitting room. Frodo explained to us what we already knew.
"Since Katie and I are coming along," I say until Frodo interrupts me.
"Who says you are going with Sam and I," Frodo asks.
"You did, you might not remember, but a long time ago, we asked you, if you go on an unknown journey sometime, can Katie and I come with? You said yes," I said, I couldn't help if yes was one only word he knew at the time.
*** Flashback
Time, when Frodo was one.
Katie and I went to Frodo's house to baby-sit, like we usually do.
"Okay, Froddy, Say Yes!!!" I say.
"Yes?" Frodo says. Ever since he was born we made sure that 'Yes' was the only word he knew.
"Okay," Katie says, " now, we you grow up, you will go on a long journey, will you take Sarah and me with you?"
"Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!" Frodo said.
"Yeah, Katie," I said and started chanting with Katie, " We're goin' on a trip, we're goin' on a trip!!!"
***
"So, anways, since someone rudely interrupted me," I yell, glaring at Frodo, " can Harry come along with us."
"Might as well," Frodo said.
Two weeks later, Katie and I started to pack all our stuff in our backpacks (it is endless). We lent Harry some of the clothes we bought in Rivendell for souvenirs.
Katie and I walked into Harry's room, and burst into song: Ohhhh, I know a song that gets on Harry Potter's nerves, Harry Potter's nerves, Harry Potter's nerves, I know a song that gets on Harry Potter's nerves and this is how it goes, etc. etc.
We also sang other annoying song's that will appear later in the story. By the time it was time to go, Harry entered a mood that I officially named, his I-don't-want-to-go-with-the-two-most-annoying-people-in-the-world-on-a- who-know's-how-long-trip mood.
"Do I have to go, Frodo," Harry whined the night before we were going to leave at dinner.
Frodo glanced at us quickly, the said, " Uhh, yes."
"Never!!!!! I will never go, even if I have to live in a closet with the Sackville-Baggins" Harry yelled (A/N me thinks stole too much of my Live Wire)
"Gaspssesss" Katie and I cried.
Later that night Katie and I planned a raid to search Harry's room.
"Don't ya tink dat Harry was a wee bit caffeinated (It is really a word) at dinner this evnin'?" I asked Katie.
"Yeah, let's do a raid of his room?" I said.
"Okie-dokie then," I said.
We went into his room, I opened his closet and said, " Katie, lookie what I found?"
"What?" Katie asks.
"It looks like Live Wire, How bout you Katie?" I ask pointing to a case of Live Wire.
"It looks like Live Wire to me," Katie says.
I pick up the case of Live Wire, and I find an Invisibility Cloak under it, " Katie," I ask, " Does that look like a Invisibility Cloak to you?"
"Do you know what Sarah, I tink it does," Katie says.
I pick it up, " Katie, do you tink dat Harry would mind if I Borrow it for a while?"
"No Sarah, I don't tink he would mind at all," Katie says.
All of a sudden we hear Harry, "What are you TWO doing in my room!!"
"Nothing," I say innocently.
"We weren't having a raid of your room," Katie says.
"Sure you weren't," Harry says.
"Harry, since when do you drink Live Wire?" I ask.
"Since when were you snooping in my closet," Harry asks.
"Since I noticed you were caffeinated at dinner today," I answered.
Harry looked guilty.
"But, I'm sure you didn't miss it, you have like 9 million," Harry answers.
" I have an inventory every morning at 8:00 in the morning, I realized one was missing, and since Katie has her own stash, oops," I say.
"I never told you I had my own stash!!!" Katie yells.
"Uh, never mind, and I know that Bilbo hates the stuff," I say, " So, I came to the conclusion that it was you!!" (Katie and I glare at him)
We left his room and Katie says, " I swear I never told you about my stash,"
"I accidentally found it when I went to get some chocolate from your bag," I say.
"When did tell you that you could give me some chocolate?" Katie asks.
"When we first arrived," I say.
"I also never knew you took inventory," Katie says.
"I actually did just take inventory this morning, but that was the only time I ever did, I wanted to see how much I had before we got to Lothlorien. So, I could get some more," I say.
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In this chapter Harry meets Katie and me, Yeah!!!
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Chapter Two: Never!!!!
Harry falls into ME. I see him, suddenly appear. I see his familiar face.
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Daniel Radcliff, or Harry Potter," I say.
"I am Harry Potter," Harry says, getting up.
"Katie," I yell.
"What do you want?" Katie yells back.
"Some crazy dude is here, he's saying he is Harry Potter!!" Harry says.
Katie came running when she saw the guy she said, " So, what is your name?"
"Harry Potter!! For the ten-billionth time!!!!!" Harry says.
"Actually, it is only the second," I say.
"Who cares?" Harry yells.
"Me!!" I say.
"I give up," Harry says.
"Yeah!" Katie and I say together.
"So, will you please tell me where I am?!" Harry asks.
"You are in Middle-Earth. You know where LotR takes place," I say.
"Where are you from, you look neither elf, hobbit, or the type of men here?" Harry asks.
"We are from your world, but different," I say.
"It's weird to explain, but we are from Earth, but in our world there is no magic," Katie explains.
"What country are you from?" Harry asks.
"We are from America, you know the country to the west, It is huge, also known as the U.S.A." I say.
"I know what you are talking about, so how did you get here?" Harry asks.
"It is a long story, left to be unknown," I say.
"It is the time period, where Gandalf just came back and there is Sam, by the window. Frodo is in Bag End, discussing The Ring," Katie says.
"Harry, do you want to come with us?" I ask, " We already made Frodo promise us to bring us along on an unknown journey ahead of time. We were smart, but I am sure that we can con him into letting you go," I say.
"I'll go because I will be board, until I can find a way out of here," Harry says.
"That might take a while, we have been stuck here for over fifty years, we still haven't found a way out," I say.
Katie, Harry and I go back into the hobbit hole. Gandalf has gone, so I ask Frodo if I Harry can stay with us. He says yes, and finds him a room. While Harry is getting used to the place, Frodo, Katie, and I go into a sitting room. Frodo explained to us what we already knew.
"Since Katie and I are coming along," I say until Frodo interrupts me.
"Who says you are going with Sam and I," Frodo asks.
"You did, you might not remember, but a long time ago, we asked you, if you go on an unknown journey sometime, can Katie and I come with? You said yes," I said, I couldn't help if yes was one only word he knew at the time.
*** Flashback
Time, when Frodo was one.
Katie and I went to Frodo's house to baby-sit, like we usually do.
"Okay, Froddy, Say Yes!!!" I say.
"Yes?" Frodo says. Ever since he was born we made sure that 'Yes' was the only word he knew.
"Okay," Katie says, " now, we you grow up, you will go on a long journey, will you take Sarah and me with you?"
"Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!" Frodo said.
"Yeah, Katie," I said and started chanting with Katie, " We're goin' on a trip, we're goin' on a trip!!!"
***
"So, anways, since someone rudely interrupted me," I yell, glaring at Frodo, " can Harry come along with us."
"Might as well," Frodo said.
Two weeks later, Katie and I started to pack all our stuff in our backpacks (it is endless). We lent Harry some of the clothes we bought in Rivendell for souvenirs.
Katie and I walked into Harry's room, and burst into song: Ohhhh, I know a song that gets on Harry Potter's nerves, Harry Potter's nerves, Harry Potter's nerves, I know a song that gets on Harry Potter's nerves and this is how it goes, etc. etc.
We also sang other annoying song's that will appear later in the story. By the time it was time to go, Harry entered a mood that I officially named, his I-don't-want-to-go-with-the-two-most-annoying-people-in-the-world-on-a- who-know's-how-long-trip mood.
"Do I have to go, Frodo," Harry whined the night before we were going to leave at dinner.
Frodo glanced at us quickly, the said, " Uhh, yes."
"Never!!!!! I will never go, even if I have to live in a closet with the Sackville-Baggins" Harry yelled (A/N me thinks stole too much of my Live Wire)
"Gaspssesss" Katie and I cried.
Later that night Katie and I planned a raid to search Harry's room.
"Don't ya tink dat Harry was a wee bit caffeinated (It is really a word) at dinner this evnin'?" I asked Katie.
"Yeah, let's do a raid of his room?" I said.
"Okie-dokie then," I said.
We went into his room, I opened his closet and said, " Katie, lookie what I found?"
"What?" Katie asks.
"It looks like Live Wire, How bout you Katie?" I ask pointing to a case of Live Wire.
"It looks like Live Wire to me," Katie says.
I pick up the case of Live Wire, and I find an Invisibility Cloak under it, " Katie," I ask, " Does that look like a Invisibility Cloak to you?"
"Do you know what Sarah, I tink it does," Katie says.
I pick it up, " Katie, do you tink dat Harry would mind if I Borrow it for a while?"
"No Sarah, I don't tink he would mind at all," Katie says.
All of a sudden we hear Harry, "What are you TWO doing in my room!!"
"Nothing," I say innocently.
"We weren't having a raid of your room," Katie says.
"Sure you weren't," Harry says.
"Harry, since when do you drink Live Wire?" I ask.
"Since when were you snooping in my closet," Harry asks.
"Since I noticed you were caffeinated at dinner today," I answered.
Harry looked guilty.
"But, I'm sure you didn't miss it, you have like 9 million," Harry answers.
" I have an inventory every morning at 8:00 in the morning, I realized one was missing, and since Katie has her own stash, oops," I say.
"I never told you I had my own stash!!!" Katie yells.
"Uh, never mind, and I know that Bilbo hates the stuff," I say, " So, I came to the conclusion that it was you!!" (Katie and I glare at him)
We left his room and Katie says, " I swear I never told you about my stash,"
"I accidentally found it when I went to get some chocolate from your bag," I say.
"When did tell you that you could give me some chocolate?" Katie asks.
"When we first arrived," I say.
"I also never knew you took inventory," Katie says.
"I actually did just take inventory this morning, but that was the only time I ever did, I wanted to see how much I had before we got to Lothlorien. So, I could get some more," I say.
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