Beth: *gently pulls Orlando out of a river of salty tears* *sobs* WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO HIM?!?!?
Tanya: He's not breathing, right?? RIGHT??? *looks hopeful*
Beth: O_O Tanya! You don't WANT him dead, do you?
Tanya: No, of course not. I want to give him mouth to-
Beth: TANYA THIS IS SERIOUS!!!! AND NO HE'S NOT BREATHING!!!! *sobs* HELP! SOMEBODY!!!
Author: *sigh* *revives Orlando Bloom* Forgive me, E.H.L, for undoing your work, but I don't want to have to watch Tanya do what she does best. Now, as to our bargain, I'm glad you accept. ^-^ I'll gladly give lordship of the earth to you, and help you to achieve it; all I ask in return is a small realm with a small number of subjects. As you've seen, I'm not one for overly-crowded torchure cha - er - stories. ^-^
Tanya: ASK FOR ORLANDO BLOOM! ASK FOR ORLANDO BLOOM! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, ASK FOR-
Beth: Be QUIET, Tanya! Orlando has a headache! *goes back to wiping his wet brow with a clean cloth and giving him sips of fresh water*
Tanya: oh, ick.
Author: I'm trying to control my gag reflex.
Beth: You two have no sense of good will whatsoever. -_-
Tanya: Good will...ha! You're just doing it because you wanna be NEAR him and-
Beth: *turning red* SHUT UP!
Orlando: (oog) Wha-? What...happened....?
Beth: It's all right, darling, you're safe now.
Tanya: I'm going to be ill.
Beth: *glare* At least I'm DECENT, Tanya.
Tanya: My teeth are rotting.
Author: -_- ANYWAY, MOVING ON! Perhaps we could leave the Evil Author out of the bargain, but you may consider giving her a nice island or something. She really is very cool. ^-^
Tanya: And the I-er-the Author! gets Orlando.
Beth: @_@ *attacks Tanya* EAST TO THE SEA, WEST TO THE LANDS, DEATH TO THE GIRL WHO TOUCHES MY MAN!!!!
Orlando: o_O
Tanya: HEY! OW! I *AM* YOU YOU IDIOT!
Beth: NEVER! YOU ARE A SELFISH, GUY-CENTERED SLUT!
Tanya: Honey, I got more game than a playstation! I have CLASS. SLUT just don't cut it. Right, baby? *winks at Orlando*
Beth: *holding Tanya by the collar* Don't make me pummle you again.
Tanya: See my halo, bright and shiney! You mess wit me, I'll kick yer HINEY!
Beth: OKAY, THAT'S IT!!! *pummles Tanya*
Tanya: OW!!! HEY STOPPIT YOU STUPID-OW!
They go all out into a hair-pulling, slugging, slapping,clawing, kicking, CATFIGHT.
Orlando: O_O
Author: *rotfl* catch ya later, EHL, this should be interesting! (Oh, and I really wouldn't mind having Orlando Bloom; he makes things so entertaining....lol)
Tanya: He's not breathing, right?? RIGHT??? *looks hopeful*
Beth: O_O Tanya! You don't WANT him dead, do you?
Tanya: No, of course not. I want to give him mouth to-
Beth: TANYA THIS IS SERIOUS!!!! AND NO HE'S NOT BREATHING!!!! *sobs* HELP! SOMEBODY!!!
Author: *sigh* *revives Orlando Bloom* Forgive me, E.H.L, for undoing your work, but I don't want to have to watch Tanya do what she does best. Now, as to our bargain, I'm glad you accept. ^-^ I'll gladly give lordship of the earth to you, and help you to achieve it; all I ask in return is a small realm with a small number of subjects. As you've seen, I'm not one for overly-crowded torchure cha - er - stories. ^-^
Tanya: ASK FOR ORLANDO BLOOM! ASK FOR ORLANDO BLOOM! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, ASK FOR-
Beth: Be QUIET, Tanya! Orlando has a headache! *goes back to wiping his wet brow with a clean cloth and giving him sips of fresh water*
Tanya: oh, ick.
Author: I'm trying to control my gag reflex.
Beth: You two have no sense of good will whatsoever. -_-
Tanya: Good will...ha! You're just doing it because you wanna be NEAR him and-
Beth: *turning red* SHUT UP!
Orlando: (oog) Wha-? What...happened....?
Beth: It's all right, darling, you're safe now.
Tanya: I'm going to be ill.
Beth: *glare* At least I'm DECENT, Tanya.
Tanya: My teeth are rotting.
Author: -_- ANYWAY, MOVING ON! Perhaps we could leave the Evil Author out of the bargain, but you may consider giving her a nice island or something. She really is very cool. ^-^
Tanya: And the I-er-the Author! gets Orlando.
Beth: @_@ *attacks Tanya* EAST TO THE SEA, WEST TO THE LANDS, DEATH TO THE GIRL WHO TOUCHES MY MAN!!!!
Orlando: o_O
Tanya: HEY! OW! I *AM* YOU YOU IDIOT!
Beth: NEVER! YOU ARE A SELFISH, GUY-CENTERED SLUT!
Tanya: Honey, I got more game than a playstation! I have CLASS. SLUT just don't cut it. Right, baby? *winks at Orlando*
Beth: *holding Tanya by the collar* Don't make me pummle you again.
Tanya: See my halo, bright and shiney! You mess wit me, I'll kick yer HINEY!
Beth: OKAY, THAT'S IT!!! *pummles Tanya*
Tanya: OW!!! HEY STOPPIT YOU STUPID-OW!
They go all out into a hair-pulling, slugging, slapping,clawing, kicking, CATFIGHT.
Orlando: O_O
Author: *rotfl* catch ya later, EHL, this should be interesting! (Oh, and I really wouldn't mind having Orlando Bloom; he makes things so entertaining....lol)