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We get to leave!!!!
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Chapter 3: In which we get to leave
The next morning, Katie and I woke up Frodo by singing
"Happy Birthday to a hobbit person, Happy Birthday to a shorty person, Hap-py Birth-day dear Frod-dy Happy Birthday to the short little hobbit person that people call Frodo, who also bears the one ring,"
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" Frodo yelled.
"Ummmmmm," I said "Nope!!"
"You won't have to give me a present?" Frodo offered.
"But we never give you a present," Katie said.
"Well, this would make up for all those years that you never gave me a present," Frodo said.
"Sarah, do you know what, we never gave Bilbo a present either when we were living with him here," Katie said.
"Actually, I gave Bilbo a can of Live Wire once, but he didn't like it, said I ruined his birthday," I said.
"Oh, yeah," Katie says.
"Just leave me alone," Frodo said, "by the way do you know where I got the nickname Froddy, people have called me that since I was little, I don't know where it was from?"
"Um, Froddy, I have a present for you, I gave you that name, don't ya just love it?!!!!" I say.
"You, gave me that name?" Frodo asked me.
"Yep, so, I will be making breakfast, I am making buttered popcorn cereal," I answer him.
When we left the room Katie asked me, " Sarah, why do you always make buttered popcorn cereal?"
"Because I can't make pancakes without the mix, and I am too lazy to find one, eggs, I always make the yolk break, bacon is too greasy, and there is no cereal here," I answer her.
"Oh," Katie says.
That night I answered the door when the doorbell rang.
"Oh, hi Sammy," I greet him.
"Don't call me Sammy," Sam says.
"But it is a tradition," I answer him; "I have called you that since I had to baby-sit you when you were little."
Sam rolls his eyes and comes in.
"Hi Sammy!" Katie yells.
"Stop calling me that," Sam yells, again.
"You think you have it bad, I have to live with them," Harry said.
"I second that" Frodo said.
"Hey!!" I say.
We start going to Buckland.
"Are we there yet?" I ask right after we leave Hobbiton.
"No," Sam answers.
"Are we there yet?" Katie asks.
"No," Frodo answers.
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"No"
"Now?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Frodo yells at Katie and me.
"Why?" I ask.
"Cause I said so," Frodo answers.
"Why?" I ask.
"Because you are annoying," Frodo answers.
"Why?"
"I don't know why you are annoying,"
"Why?"
"Cuz you never told me,"
"Why?"
"I don't know, stop asking questions,"
"Why?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Frodo yells.
"Fine then," I say.
We start crossing the Brandywine River.
"Lookie Sarah," Katie says.
"What?" I ask.
"The=Pretty river," Katie says like she is mesmerized.
"So calm," I say, also sounding mesmerized by the pretty river.
"Needs ripples," Katie says.
"Yeps," I say, lifting my gaze form the rivers to Sam.
"Yeah!" Katie says, realizing my plan.
I start picking Sam up, and walking, so that he over the water.
"PUT ME DOWN!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!" Sam starts screaming and kicking.
I drop him.
"Frodo help me!!" Sam yells.
I think that Frodo and Harry were in a deep conversation, cuz they just realized that Sam was in the water.
"What do you want?" Frodo said turning around.
"I kind of want to get out of this water, it is making me cold," Sam said.
"How did you get in there?" Frodo asks.
"He fell," I say.
"No, I didn't you dropped me in her, now help me back to dry land!" Sam says.
"Katie, didn't he fall?" I ask.
"Yeah, Sarah, I saw him fall into the water all by himself," Katie says.
"Now who should I believe? Katie and Sarah, who I think are the two most annoying people in the world, who Sam, my best friend ever since Katie and Sarah started baby-sitting us.
"That is easy," I say, "Katie and me."
"Don't believe them Frodo, they know you better than you know yourself," Harry yelled.
"This is a very hard question, cuz you brought me and Sam to be friends, but yet again, you two are the most annoying people in the world," Frodo contemplated.
"FRODO, while you decide who to believe, maybe you might want to GET ME OUT OF THE WATER, you know this is really the warmest water in the world, ya know," Sam was yelling.
"Sammy, get out of it yourself, you aren't that stupid, are you?" Katie asks.
Sam starts heading for shore and the conversation drops.
We finally make it to Crickhollow, where Frodo is supposed to live.
"Merry, Pippin, Sam, let's go in a cornfield, and run into each other so you can come along with us?" Frodo says.
"Okay, that sounds like fun, even though I know I am going to regret it later, but I want to run into Sam and Frodo in a cornfield, YAAAAY?" Merry cried.
"Sure," Pippin agreed.
"Might as well, I have had every thing else happen to me today," Sam said.
So, Merry and Pippin and Frodo and Sam go out in a cornfield and run into each other, and then Merry and Pippin follow Frodo and Sam.
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Katie: I tink she went insane
Me: you always say that.
Katie: no I don't
Me: Yeah ya do
Katie: so
Me: It is short cuz I have writer's block and a cold at the moment,
Katie: I didn't give it to you
Me: yeah, ya did,
Katie: u said I didn't
Me: I lied
Katie: Sure, ya did.
Me: Anyways, PLEASE review
PWEASE =(
PWEATTY PWEASE ='(
We get to leave!!!!
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Chapter 3: In which we get to leave
The next morning, Katie and I woke up Frodo by singing
"Happy Birthday to a hobbit person, Happy Birthday to a shorty person, Hap-py Birth-day dear Frod-dy Happy Birthday to the short little hobbit person that people call Frodo, who also bears the one ring,"
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" Frodo yelled.
"Ummmmmm," I said "Nope!!"
"You won't have to give me a present?" Frodo offered.
"But we never give you a present," Katie said.
"Well, this would make up for all those years that you never gave me a present," Frodo said.
"Sarah, do you know what, we never gave Bilbo a present either when we were living with him here," Katie said.
"Actually, I gave Bilbo a can of Live Wire once, but he didn't like it, said I ruined his birthday," I said.
"Oh, yeah," Katie says.
"Just leave me alone," Frodo said, "by the way do you know where I got the nickname Froddy, people have called me that since I was little, I don't know where it was from?"
"Um, Froddy, I have a present for you, I gave you that name, don't ya just love it?!!!!" I say.
"You, gave me that name?" Frodo asked me.
"Yep, so, I will be making breakfast, I am making buttered popcorn cereal," I answer him.
When we left the room Katie asked me, " Sarah, why do you always make buttered popcorn cereal?"
"Because I can't make pancakes without the mix, and I am too lazy to find one, eggs, I always make the yolk break, bacon is too greasy, and there is no cereal here," I answer her.
"Oh," Katie says.
That night I answered the door when the doorbell rang.
"Oh, hi Sammy," I greet him.
"Don't call me Sammy," Sam says.
"But it is a tradition," I answer him; "I have called you that since I had to baby-sit you when you were little."
Sam rolls his eyes and comes in.
"Hi Sammy!" Katie yells.
"Stop calling me that," Sam yells, again.
"You think you have it bad, I have to live with them," Harry said.
"I second that" Frodo said.
"Hey!!" I say.
We start going to Buckland.
"Are we there yet?" I ask right after we leave Hobbiton.
"No," Sam answers.
"Are we there yet?" Katie asks.
"No," Frodo answers.
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"No"
"Now?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Frodo yells at Katie and me.
"Why?" I ask.
"Cause I said so," Frodo answers.
"Why?" I ask.
"Because you are annoying," Frodo answers.
"Why?"
"I don't know why you are annoying,"
"Why?"
"Cuz you never told me,"
"Why?"
"I don't know, stop asking questions,"
"Why?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Frodo yells.
"Fine then," I say.
We start crossing the Brandywine River.
"Lookie Sarah," Katie says.
"What?" I ask.
"The=Pretty river," Katie says like she is mesmerized.
"So calm," I say, also sounding mesmerized by the pretty river.
"Needs ripples," Katie says.
"Yeps," I say, lifting my gaze form the rivers to Sam.
"Yeah!" Katie says, realizing my plan.
I start picking Sam up, and walking, so that he over the water.
"PUT ME DOWN!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!" Sam starts screaming and kicking.
I drop him.
"Frodo help me!!" Sam yells.
I think that Frodo and Harry were in a deep conversation, cuz they just realized that Sam was in the water.
"What do you want?" Frodo said turning around.
"I kind of want to get out of this water, it is making me cold," Sam said.
"How did you get in there?" Frodo asks.
"He fell," I say.
"No, I didn't you dropped me in her, now help me back to dry land!" Sam says.
"Katie, didn't he fall?" I ask.
"Yeah, Sarah, I saw him fall into the water all by himself," Katie says.
"Now who should I believe? Katie and Sarah, who I think are the two most annoying people in the world, who Sam, my best friend ever since Katie and Sarah started baby-sitting us.
"That is easy," I say, "Katie and me."
"Don't believe them Frodo, they know you better than you know yourself," Harry yelled.
"This is a very hard question, cuz you brought me and Sam to be friends, but yet again, you two are the most annoying people in the world," Frodo contemplated.
"FRODO, while you decide who to believe, maybe you might want to GET ME OUT OF THE WATER, you know this is really the warmest water in the world, ya know," Sam was yelling.
"Sammy, get out of it yourself, you aren't that stupid, are you?" Katie asks.
Sam starts heading for shore and the conversation drops.
We finally make it to Crickhollow, where Frodo is supposed to live.
"Merry, Pippin, Sam, let's go in a cornfield, and run into each other so you can come along with us?" Frodo says.
"Okay, that sounds like fun, even though I know I am going to regret it later, but I want to run into Sam and Frodo in a cornfield, YAAAAY?" Merry cried.
"Sure," Pippin agreed.
"Might as well, I have had every thing else happen to me today," Sam said.
So, Merry and Pippin and Frodo and Sam go out in a cornfield and run into each other, and then Merry and Pippin follow Frodo and Sam.
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Katie: I tink she went insane
Me: you always say that.
Katie: no I don't
Me: Yeah ya do
Katie: so
Me: It is short cuz I have writer's block and a cold at the moment,
Katie: I didn't give it to you
Me: yeah, ya did,
Katie: u said I didn't
Me: I lied
Katie: Sure, ya did.
Me: Anyways, PLEASE review
PWEASE =(
PWEATTY PWEASE ='(