Author: I would gladly accept the actors and actresses of Lord of the Rings....
Tanya: Oh, ZEUS, please not Liv Tyler!!! PLEASE!!!!
Author: Hmm....good point. She has a tendancy to ANNOY ME. If you would choke her, E.H.L, I would be very grateful. I will take this CLINTON bloke if I must....suppose I need SOMEONE to clean the toilets.
Beth: NINIEL YOU STUPID LITTLE W-
Tanya: WOAH THERE, GIRL! Calm down, will ya? You don't wanna end up like poor Orli...
Orlando: Ooog, my head....*coughs up more salt water*
Beth: Oh, Orli, are you okay?! *completely forgets Niniel*
Tanya: whew.
Author: Thanks, Tanya. Niniel, please excuse my host, she has been cursed with a terrible weakness of mind, and rarely thinks before she acts, at least where some particular males are concerned.
Tanya: ...ah...she got mad at Niniel for dissing Sarah, too, remember?
Author: *sigh* All right, so she's weak-minded all around; but please don't hurt her, I like to keep her around for amusement and inspiration for stories. Anyway, I'll give you credit, you're certainly no fool, Lady Niniel. You DO know how to work a bargain. These two would be impossible to live with if I caused them to lose their little man over there. I am perfectly content with my little island and my small number of subjects.
Beth: "LITTLE MAN"?!?!?!?!
Tanya: Oh, he's a man, all right, but "little" is not the word I would have used, honey....
Author: Don't call ME honey, Tanya. You don't want to go back into your box, do you?
Tanya: O_O NO!
Author: Alright then.
Tanya: Hey! Idea! Can we have Lance Bass, too? That way Beth could be little miss "angstmance" and I can actually get some ACTION around here!!
Author: There will be no action unless I allow it. I doubt I'll allow it. Although, I wouldn't mind messing around with him....he may be an entertaining sla- er - subject. I post my request to you, then, Ladies. Ah, it is time for my host to journey to your host's home. We shall discuss these matters in detail later. Until then!
Sarah: *turns to the reader* So it was that the two great powers met. And so they do still. But their plans have not been recorded as of late because of mindless mortals such as I, who consider them humorous and share them with others as a source of entertainment. A time may come when I will have to pay for my actions. But I highly doubt it. -_-
Tanya: Oh, ZEUS, please not Liv Tyler!!! PLEASE!!!!
Author: Hmm....good point. She has a tendancy to ANNOY ME. If you would choke her, E.H.L, I would be very grateful. I will take this CLINTON bloke if I must....suppose I need SOMEONE to clean the toilets.
Beth: NINIEL YOU STUPID LITTLE W-
Tanya: WOAH THERE, GIRL! Calm down, will ya? You don't wanna end up like poor Orli...
Orlando: Ooog, my head....*coughs up more salt water*
Beth: Oh, Orli, are you okay?! *completely forgets Niniel*
Tanya: whew.
Author: Thanks, Tanya. Niniel, please excuse my host, she has been cursed with a terrible weakness of mind, and rarely thinks before she acts, at least where some particular males are concerned.
Tanya: ...ah...she got mad at Niniel for dissing Sarah, too, remember?
Author: *sigh* All right, so she's weak-minded all around; but please don't hurt her, I like to keep her around for amusement and inspiration for stories. Anyway, I'll give you credit, you're certainly no fool, Lady Niniel. You DO know how to work a bargain. These two would be impossible to live with if I caused them to lose their little man over there. I am perfectly content with my little island and my small number of subjects.
Beth: "LITTLE MAN"?!?!?!?!
Tanya: Oh, he's a man, all right, but "little" is not the word I would have used, honey....
Author: Don't call ME honey, Tanya. You don't want to go back into your box, do you?
Tanya: O_O NO!
Author: Alright then.
Tanya: Hey! Idea! Can we have Lance Bass, too? That way Beth could be little miss "angstmance" and I can actually get some ACTION around here!!
Author: There will be no action unless I allow it. I doubt I'll allow it. Although, I wouldn't mind messing around with him....he may be an entertaining sla- er - subject. I post my request to you, then, Ladies. Ah, it is time for my host to journey to your host's home. We shall discuss these matters in detail later. Until then!
Sarah: *turns to the reader* So it was that the two great powers met. And so they do still. But their plans have not been recorded as of late because of mindless mortals such as I, who consider them humorous and share them with others as a source of entertainment. A time may come when I will have to pay for my actions. But I highly doubt it. -_-