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Black rider encounter MWAHAHAHAHA
A/N they are starting to go through the forest.
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Chapter Five: Black Rider, ATTACK!!
"Okay, let's go through the forest!" I said.
"Why would we want to do that?" Pippin asked.
"Cuz that is the only way to get to the Prancing Pony, idiot!" I yelled.
"Oh, who ever said that we were going to the Prancing Pony?" Pippin asked.
"Gandalf, you idiot!" Frodo yelled.
"That is the second time today that I have been called an idiot this minute!" Pippin yelled.
"So, get over it IDIOT!" Katie said.
"HEY!" Pippin said.
"Katie, Sarah, stop picking on poor little innocent Pippin, what did he ever do to you?" Harry said.
"That is easy, let's see, he was born, he is annoying!" I say.
"That is true," Harry contemplated, "She's right, go ahead, I don't care!"
"Yay, guess what Katie?" I asked.
"What, Sarah?" Katie asked.
"We get to annoy Pippin!" I scream.
"YAY!" Katie says.
"So you want to go and annoy him?" I asked.
"Yep," Katie said.
"Ok, Pippin!" I yell.
"What do you want?" Pippin asked.
"We want to annoy you!" Katie said.
"Why?" Pippin asked.
"Cuz, we want to," I said.
"Oh," Pippin said.
"Pippin?" I asked.
"What?" Pippin asked.
"Did anyone ever tell you that you are short?" I asked.
"No, cuz wherever I have lived, I always normal size," Pippin said.
"Oh, well, you are really short in our world," I said.
"Well, then your mean," Pippin said.
"Katie, guess what, I am mean!" I said.
"Yay," Katie said.
"You peoples do know that being mean isn't a good thing?" Harry said.
"It is if you're us," I said.
"Okay, then," Pippin said.
"Shut up," Frodo said.
"Why?" Katie said.
"Cuz, I hear a Black Rider!" Frodo said.
"What is a Black Rider?" Harry asked.
"I'll explain later!" I said.
"Look, a tree, let's hide under it!" I said.
"Sarah, where did Harry go?" Katie asked.
"How am I supposed to know!" I said.
"Maybe, he used his invisibility cloak," Katie said.
"But, didn't we take it?" I asked.
"Oh, yeah, we did, didn't we?" Katie asked.
"YOU DID WHAT!!" Harry yelled, coming out from behind a tree.
"Remember that time when we raided you r room, well, we kind of took your invisibility cloak while we ere at it," I said.
"Where is it now?" Harry asked.
"I forgot," I said.
"YOU FORGOT!" Harry screamed.
"Yeah, you do know how forgetful I am," I said.
"I have to agree with that," Katie said.
" Yeah, I can't argue with that!" Harry said.
"Sarah, didn't you put in your purple backpack?" Katie asked.
"Oh, yeah I did!" I said, and started looking for the invisibility cloak. I find it and put it on.
"Sarah, get my cloak off!" Harry yelled.
"Why?" I asked.
"Cuz, I want to use it," Harry said.
"Well tough luck!" I said. (A/N we are underneath the tree now)
"It is MINE isn't it?" Harry asked.
"No," I said.
"Shut up, he is coming!" Frodo whispered loudly.
"Oh, fine, here it is," I said, while giving him and Katie part of the invisibility cloak.
"Yeah, I am hidden!" Harry whispered.
"SHUT UP!" Pippin said.
"Okay, fine," Katie, Harry, and I say together.
The Black Rider comes and goes away.
"That was a close one," Merry said.
"You know it," Pippin said, getting out from beneath the tree.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry screamed.
"What is the problem with you?" I asked Harry.
"I...am....starting...to...become...like.you!!!!!" Harry said.
" Oh, that is it?" I said, " I thought it was actually a BAD thing."
"Becoming like you IS a bad thing!" Pippin said.
"Not my fault," Katie said.
"Yes it is!" I said.
"So," Katie answered.
"What is a Black Rider?" Harry asked.
"A Black Rider is a man, who was once king, and then he became a distorted man overpowered by Sauron," I said.
"Who?" Harry asked.
"Sauron, you know the GIANT EVIL EYEBALL IN THE SKY!!!" I yelled.
"Oh, him, I see," Harry said.
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Black rider encounter MWAHAHAHAHA
A/N they are starting to go through the forest.
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Chapter Five: Black Rider, ATTACK!!
"Okay, let's go through the forest!" I said.
"Why would we want to do that?" Pippin asked.
"Cuz that is the only way to get to the Prancing Pony, idiot!" I yelled.
"Oh, who ever said that we were going to the Prancing Pony?" Pippin asked.
"Gandalf, you idiot!" Frodo yelled.
"That is the second time today that I have been called an idiot this minute!" Pippin yelled.
"So, get over it IDIOT!" Katie said.
"HEY!" Pippin said.
"Katie, Sarah, stop picking on poor little innocent Pippin, what did he ever do to you?" Harry said.
"That is easy, let's see, he was born, he is annoying!" I say.
"That is true," Harry contemplated, "She's right, go ahead, I don't care!"
"Yay, guess what Katie?" I asked.
"What, Sarah?" Katie asked.
"We get to annoy Pippin!" I scream.
"YAY!" Katie says.
"So you want to go and annoy him?" I asked.
"Yep," Katie said.
"Ok, Pippin!" I yell.
"What do you want?" Pippin asked.
"We want to annoy you!" Katie said.
"Why?" Pippin asked.
"Cuz, we want to," I said.
"Oh," Pippin said.
"Pippin?" I asked.
"What?" Pippin asked.
"Did anyone ever tell you that you are short?" I asked.
"No, cuz wherever I have lived, I always normal size," Pippin said.
"Oh, well, you are really short in our world," I said.
"Well, then your mean," Pippin said.
"Katie, guess what, I am mean!" I said.
"Yay," Katie said.
"You peoples do know that being mean isn't a good thing?" Harry said.
"It is if you're us," I said.
"Okay, then," Pippin said.
"Shut up," Frodo said.
"Why?" Katie said.
"Cuz, I hear a Black Rider!" Frodo said.
"What is a Black Rider?" Harry asked.
"I'll explain later!" I said.
"Look, a tree, let's hide under it!" I said.
"Sarah, where did Harry go?" Katie asked.
"How am I supposed to know!" I said.
"Maybe, he used his invisibility cloak," Katie said.
"But, didn't we take it?" I asked.
"Oh, yeah, we did, didn't we?" Katie asked.
"YOU DID WHAT!!" Harry yelled, coming out from behind a tree.
"Remember that time when we raided you r room, well, we kind of took your invisibility cloak while we ere at it," I said.
"Where is it now?" Harry asked.
"I forgot," I said.
"YOU FORGOT!" Harry screamed.
"Yeah, you do know how forgetful I am," I said.
"I have to agree with that," Katie said.
" Yeah, I can't argue with that!" Harry said.
"Sarah, didn't you put in your purple backpack?" Katie asked.
"Oh, yeah I did!" I said, and started looking for the invisibility cloak. I find it and put it on.
"Sarah, get my cloak off!" Harry yelled.
"Why?" I asked.
"Cuz, I want to use it," Harry said.
"Well tough luck!" I said. (A/N we are underneath the tree now)
"It is MINE isn't it?" Harry asked.
"No," I said.
"Shut up, he is coming!" Frodo whispered loudly.
"Oh, fine, here it is," I said, while giving him and Katie part of the invisibility cloak.
"Yeah, I am hidden!" Harry whispered.
"SHUT UP!" Pippin said.
"Okay, fine," Katie, Harry, and I say together.
The Black Rider comes and goes away.
"That was a close one," Merry said.
"You know it," Pippin said, getting out from beneath the tree.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry screamed.
"What is the problem with you?" I asked Harry.
"I...am....starting...to...become...like.you!!!!!" Harry said.
" Oh, that is it?" I said, " I thought it was actually a BAD thing."
"Becoming like you IS a bad thing!" Pippin said.
"Not my fault," Katie said.
"Yes it is!" I said.
"So," Katie answered.
"What is a Black Rider?" Harry asked.
"A Black Rider is a man, who was once king, and then he became a distorted man overpowered by Sauron," I said.
"Who?" Harry asked.
"Sauron, you know the GIANT EVIL EYEBALL IN THE SKY!!!" I yelled.
"Oh, him, I see," Harry said.
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Keeper of the Balrog: I am sure I can find someplace to put you. And I LIKE reviews so I don't care!
Angelynn: Glad u likes the kitty-fight!!!!
Me, myself, and I: SPLIT PERSONALITIES RULE!!! Cuz I have 2 best friends, air and popsie (a combination of pop and Pepsi * drool *
DoubleD: I will check your new stories out soon!
AllPowerfulDaisy: I like addictive stories, but the worst part is, is when peoples take months to update!
Cookies-will-invade: Walnut Wars!!!
Pwease Review, cuz the little freaky little button, gives out surprises * gaspsssesss *