Dark Tournament Recreated
By: Roaring Flames

If your looking for disclaimers look on chapter 1.

"The Shrimp and The Thick, Tall, Dumb Log"

(This story doesn't affect anything it's just a fun story for Hiei fans so
skip if you want to and if you don't want to enjoy ^.^)

Warning!!! Kuwabara thrashing in this entire story!!!

" ALL RIGHT URAMESHI COME OUT AND TAKE YOUR BURISES!!!!! Kuwabara screamed but it accidentally a small, blacked haired cutie (AN: that's for all Hiei fans) got the full force blast of Kuwabara's scream right in his ear. Hiei got SOOO sick and tired of someone shouting in his ear that he threw his drink at Kuwabara and hit him in the face with a big "CLANG!" and made a HUGE dent in his forehead.

"Ouchies."Kuwabara said while he hitting the ground so hard making a crater and at the same time knocking him out cold.

Kurama then walk over to Kuwabara checked to make sure if was dead or not. " I hope that idiot died and went to hell", Hiei said in his "That dumb idiot better be dead or I'll go crazy cause I threw the can so damn hard at his head that no ordinary person could survive it" tone.

" Im sorry Hiei but he's alive and still kicking." Kurama said. To bad Kuwabara is not dead he just made things a lot worse on himself by living. Kurama then walked over to Yusuke so he would be in a safe distance between him and Hiei so that he wont get trapped in the blinding rage that was gonna flip the room upside down.

"Kurama what's gonna happen now?" Yusuke questioned Kurama.

"Just watch and learn why it's not good to live after Hiei makes a fatal move on you and you leave with just a dent in your head." Kurama said while he and Yusuke were helping everyone not involved to the other side of the room.

"Ummmm Hiei isn't it against your code to kill girls and the weak?" Kayko said nervously. Hiei just turn slightly to Kayko and was about to open with mouth when Yusuke quickly butted in and said some words of wisdom (AN: Not really.) while at the same time saving Kayko's butt.

"Reference check Kayko that's Kuwabara's code and another thing, Hiei kills anything and anybody he wants without referring to Koenma or the stupid person who wrote this part of the story that makes no sense what's so ever." Yusuke complained. (AN: Bad Yusuke, Bad, Go sit in the corner and think about what you said!!!!)

"Ummm. Yusuke that's not a very good thing to say the Author might do something very bad to you later on in the story" Kayko said nervously while looking around to see if anyone was watching.

"Yah, you should listen to Kayko cause already bad things have already have been happening to Kuwabara" Kurama said while staring at Kuwabara who was repeating calling out for his kitten.

"This is COMPLETELY pointless to continue the story like this, were having to much fricken free time!!!!!!!!" Hiei said while kicking a wall in to take his anger on something else other than Kuwabara.

End

Commentaries

Roaring Flames: "Hiei this was a very short story and I don't think our readers like that."

Hiei: "Oh shut the hell up im mad at you cause you didn't let me kill Kuwabara."

RF: "Well the story would've been boring if we had you kill Kuwabara and that would be WAY to much Kuwabara thrashing for my taste."

Kurama: "Yah, we need Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: YOU MEAN IT?!?!?!?!

Kurama: Not fighting wise, but we need to have someone who will get beaten up SO badly that it's just plain funny.

RF: Got that right so that makes Kuwabara SO SPECIAL.

Kuwabara: Some how I think your mocking me.

RF: (In a mocking voice) No what makes you think that?

End of commentaries