Dark Tournament Recreated Part 5
Disclaimers see chapter 1and for the Sailor Moon stuff see chapter 4.
"The Smart Scouts First and Last appearance"
(MAJOR rapid fan girls thrashing)
"Okay.. What are Hiei and Kurama doing in a skirt?" Kuwabara dumbly pointed out while not paying attention to a certain black rose that's coming out of nowhere and almost hitting his foot. Kuwabara then notice the rose 5 seconds later after it landed and looked into the tree where it shot out from and yelled "Hey u damn kids!!! Watch where your shooting Ur mom's roses next time!!!! YOU ALMOST HIT MY NEW SHOES!!!"
"Shut up and prepared to meet your rotting brain's demise, FOR I AM TUTOR MASK!!!!" Yusuke shouted out, but then the branch he was standing on gave way to his weight and he fell on his flat on his face. "Ouch.." Yusuke said. Then got up and yelled at the props crew who could not hold the branch strait enough for him to jump off and throw a rose at Kuwabara's head, like they planned.
"Urameshi you look like a drop out from a preschool drama class!!!!!" Kuwabara said while laughing like the stupid monkey that he is. (AN: he's more like a stupid orangutang.)
"Ummm.Kurama, Hiei, THE LINE!!! THE LINE!!!!" Roaring flames said. Hiei and Kurama then picked up their script books and lamely said "It's Tutor mask."
"Hiei now it's time for the most.as you say "Grossest line you could ever said to a guy cause it sounds gay and you'll be publicly humiliated for the rest of your life and the gods will laugh at you for all eternity when you die" line". Roaring Flames whispered to Hiei. Who had the look on his face like he was going to hurl after saying the line.
"A-a-a-are y-y-y-you o-o-okay-y-y-y.DAMN IT I CANT SAY IT!!!!! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE IN MY DRESSING ROOM!!!!!!"(AN: This is the whole line, "Are you okay Tutor mask?) Hiei said with a beet red face and then ran off, but came running back even faster when he bumped into a mob of rapid fan girls who were waiting for this episode to premier in theaters.
"Oh my god it's Hiei!!!!!!" one girl said. " And Kurama!!!!" The girls then started to chase after poor Kurama and Hiei for miles, and miles, and miles. One girl finally caught Hiei and started to pet him as if he was a "snuggly cute kitty". Kurama almost got caught but roaring flames would not let THAT happen to her friend so she kicked 40 fan girls out of the solar system just to save Kurama. Except, Hiei was too tired to move and there was NO WAY IN HELL he could use his "Dragon of the darkness flame" on the fan girls do to the lack of energy.
"Luckily in an earlier chapter I was armed with a human device know as a Flamethrower". With that said Hiei took out his flamethrower whose power matches the "Dragon.Flame". (AN: you should know by now what Hiei favorite attack is by now) and blasted it at the fan girls. "Oh my god!!! I NEED that flamethrower whose Hiei's darling hands touched in order to get rid of us all." One girl said. Hiei was shocked that the girls suffered 3rd degree burns and they're still able to move and open they're BIG mouths.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GIRLS!!!" Hiei shouted in rage.
"Oh Hiei you'll never understand that our love for you burns hotter than 1,000 "Dragons of the darkness flames". The Fan girls said dramatically. But, when they looked around for Hiei, he and the others were gone. 'WHY WONT YOU EXCEPT OUR LOVE?!?!?!?!
(Dramatic music starts to play and it starts raining)
Fin
Next Episode: "Stop in the name of love before you step on my cookie"
Kurama and Hiei's chat corner
Kurama: "That is NOT the title for the next episode is it?" Hiei: "Those RAPID fan girls give me the creeps." Kurama: "That's Cause you cant beat their love for you." Hiei: "So then that's why the title is called that." Kurama: "it's so weird." Hiei: "That everyone's gone?" Kurama: "That and that there's no real plot to this thing. Cause its mostly mini stories about us and that were doing anything that we like before the final match starts." Hiei: "Good point." Kurama: "Well our conversation is quite boring without the others." Hiei: Yes. Kurama: "And your not doing anything to add to the conversation." Hiei: "Yup." Kurama: "Im out of here." Hiei: "Bye"
Disclaimers see chapter 1and for the Sailor Moon stuff see chapter 4.
"The Smart Scouts First and Last appearance"
(MAJOR rapid fan girls thrashing)
"Okay.. What are Hiei and Kurama doing in a skirt?" Kuwabara dumbly pointed out while not paying attention to a certain black rose that's coming out of nowhere and almost hitting his foot. Kuwabara then notice the rose 5 seconds later after it landed and looked into the tree where it shot out from and yelled "Hey u damn kids!!! Watch where your shooting Ur mom's roses next time!!!! YOU ALMOST HIT MY NEW SHOES!!!"
"Shut up and prepared to meet your rotting brain's demise, FOR I AM TUTOR MASK!!!!" Yusuke shouted out, but then the branch he was standing on gave way to his weight and he fell on his flat on his face. "Ouch.." Yusuke said. Then got up and yelled at the props crew who could not hold the branch strait enough for him to jump off and throw a rose at Kuwabara's head, like they planned.
"Urameshi you look like a drop out from a preschool drama class!!!!!" Kuwabara said while laughing like the stupid monkey that he is. (AN: he's more like a stupid orangutang.)
"Ummm.Kurama, Hiei, THE LINE!!! THE LINE!!!!" Roaring flames said. Hiei and Kurama then picked up their script books and lamely said "It's Tutor mask."
"Hiei now it's time for the most.as you say "Grossest line you could ever said to a guy cause it sounds gay and you'll be publicly humiliated for the rest of your life and the gods will laugh at you for all eternity when you die" line". Roaring Flames whispered to Hiei. Who had the look on his face like he was going to hurl after saying the line.
"A-a-a-are y-y-y-you o-o-okay-y-y-y.DAMN IT I CANT SAY IT!!!!! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE IN MY DRESSING ROOM!!!!!!"(AN: This is the whole line, "Are you okay Tutor mask?) Hiei said with a beet red face and then ran off, but came running back even faster when he bumped into a mob of rapid fan girls who were waiting for this episode to premier in theaters.
"Oh my god it's Hiei!!!!!!" one girl said. " And Kurama!!!!" The girls then started to chase after poor Kurama and Hiei for miles, and miles, and miles. One girl finally caught Hiei and started to pet him as if he was a "snuggly cute kitty". Kurama almost got caught but roaring flames would not let THAT happen to her friend so she kicked 40 fan girls out of the solar system just to save Kurama. Except, Hiei was too tired to move and there was NO WAY IN HELL he could use his "Dragon of the darkness flame" on the fan girls do to the lack of energy.
"Luckily in an earlier chapter I was armed with a human device know as a Flamethrower". With that said Hiei took out his flamethrower whose power matches the "Dragon.Flame". (AN: you should know by now what Hiei favorite attack is by now) and blasted it at the fan girls. "Oh my god!!! I NEED that flamethrower whose Hiei's darling hands touched in order to get rid of us all." One girl said. Hiei was shocked that the girls suffered 3rd degree burns and they're still able to move and open they're BIG mouths.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GIRLS!!!" Hiei shouted in rage.
"Oh Hiei you'll never understand that our love for you burns hotter than 1,000 "Dragons of the darkness flames". The Fan girls said dramatically. But, when they looked around for Hiei, he and the others were gone. 'WHY WONT YOU EXCEPT OUR LOVE?!?!?!?!
(Dramatic music starts to play and it starts raining)
Fin
Next Episode: "Stop in the name of love before you step on my cookie"
Kurama and Hiei's chat corner
Kurama: "That is NOT the title for the next episode is it?" Hiei: "Those RAPID fan girls give me the creeps." Kurama: "That's Cause you cant beat their love for you." Hiei: "So then that's why the title is called that." Kurama: "it's so weird." Hiei: "That everyone's gone?" Kurama: "That and that there's no real plot to this thing. Cause its mostly mini stories about us and that were doing anything that we like before the final match starts." Hiei: "Good point." Kurama: "Well our conversation is quite boring without the others." Hiei: Yes. Kurama: "And your not doing anything to add to the conversation." Hiei: "Yup." Kurama: "Im out of here." Hiei: "Bye"