NEW: Porthos' "Flight or Flight" Log, 1/1, [ENT] [Porthos][G]
Title: Porthos' "Fight or Flight" Log
Contact: kelhapam@worldpath.net.
Series: ENT
Rating: G
Code: Porthos
Part: 1/1
NEW
Date: September 2001
Summary: What is a puppy to do in "Fight or Flight"?
Disclaimer: Paramount owns all the characters, etc. I'm just
using the characters for a little fun and relaxation.
Email: kelhapam@worldpath.net.
Posting: Ok, to ASC, please notify me if you post any where else.
Special thanks to Danae who's Delta Dog stories inspired me.
A Day in a Dog's Life
10/01
Puppy Log....Stardate.......um...Stardate... I don't know...I'm
just a dog.
Anyway, where was I?
Last time I made a report I was complaining about the lack of
...what does Papa call it? Oh yeah pha-silly-tees. I call it a
tree, bush, or whatever...much easier. Well I still don't have a
tree. Maybe I should talk to Papa's friend Trip. I like him, he
talks funny though...kinda like a coon dog I shared a kennel with
once. I remember ol' Blue, he could howl really good.
What was I saying? Oh, yeah, I need to talk to Trip, he might be
able to help me he likes hound dogs. I'll have to wait for a
little bit, everyone is busy on this tin can right now. It's been
shaking and everything. I'm hoping that if it shakes a little
bit more that plate with the cheese on it will fall on the floor.
I just love that cheddy cheese...actually I like Swissy cheese
too, and goooda, and...well I just like cheese period, except for
that smelly limburgie stuff, but that stuff makes a good burying
cheese.
That's another thing! I can't bury anything in this tin can!
Not only can't they bring along a tree, I don't have any dirt
either. And I had to leave behind all those neat things I buried
behind Papa's house. Of course he'll never will find out about
the golf balls I buried under the porch.
Anyway, I figured out that after this ship stops shaking I'm
going to go looking for that bitch.
End Log
Email please to kelhapam@worldpath.net
Title: Porthos' "Fight or Flight" Log
Contact: kelhapam@worldpath.net.
Series: ENT
Rating: G
Code: Porthos
Part: 1/1
NEW
Date: September 2001
Summary: What is a puppy to do in "Fight or Flight"?
Disclaimer: Paramount owns all the characters, etc. I'm just
using the characters for a little fun and relaxation.
Email: kelhapam@worldpath.net.
Posting: Ok, to ASC, please notify me if you post any where else.
Special thanks to Danae who's Delta Dog stories inspired me.
A Day in a Dog's Life
10/01
Puppy Log....Stardate.......um...Stardate... I don't know...I'm
just a dog.
Anyway, where was I?
Last time I made a report I was complaining about the lack of
...what does Papa call it? Oh yeah pha-silly-tees. I call it a
tree, bush, or whatever...much easier. Well I still don't have a
tree. Maybe I should talk to Papa's friend Trip. I like him, he
talks funny though...kinda like a coon dog I shared a kennel with
once. I remember ol' Blue, he could howl really good.
What was I saying? Oh, yeah, I need to talk to Trip, he might be
able to help me he likes hound dogs. I'll have to wait for a
little bit, everyone is busy on this tin can right now. It's been
shaking and everything. I'm hoping that if it shakes a little
bit more that plate with the cheese on it will fall on the floor.
I just love that cheddy cheese...actually I like Swissy cheese
too, and goooda, and...well I just like cheese period, except for
that smelly limburgie stuff, but that stuff makes a good burying
cheese.
That's another thing! I can't bury anything in this tin can!
Not only can't they bring along a tree, I don't have any dirt
either. And I had to leave behind all those neat things I buried
behind Papa's house. Of course he'll never will find out about
the golf balls I buried under the porch.
Anyway, I figured out that after this ship stops shaking I'm
going to go looking for that bitch.
End Log
Email please to kelhapam@worldpath.net