Porthos' Silent Enemy Log, 1/1, [ENT] [Porthos][G]

Title: Porthos' "Silent Enemy" Log
Contact: kelhapam@metrocast.net
Series: ENT
Rating: G
Code: Porthos
Part: 1/1 NEW
Date: January 2002
Summary: What is a puppy to do on an away mission?

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using the characters for a little fun and relaxation.
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Special thanks to Danae whose Delta Dog stories inspired me and
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Silent Enemy Log
01/02


All this fuss about what to get Malcolm for his birthday..It's so
funny. No one knows what to get him for a present, but I do.

Papa even went to the trouble and called Malcolm's parents.
Afterwards Papa didn't seem too happy that he had called them. He
just kept on shaking his head sadly and mumbling something about
it being unbelievable.

I jumped up on his knee and tried to make Papa happy, but it
wasn't easy. He seemed determined to be blue. Finally I had to
resort to begging and rolling around on the deck before he
smiled. It's nice to know that I can make him feel better.

Then we went for a walk with Trip...I like Trip, he always talks
to me, some of the other people on this tin can never say
anything to me. I don't know if they are afraid of dogs or what!
Anyway, Papa asked Trip if he knew what Malcolm's favorite food
was, but Trip didn't know. I seems like no one really knows much
about Malcolm. Kinda sad I think. Trip did say that one of his
favorite foods is something called catfish!!! Guess Trip and I
have something in common...not that I've eaten any cats, but I'd
like to try some time, even if the cat has fins and can swim.
Trip also said something about Papa's ears getting pointier. I
took a good long look, they look the same to me. I don't think
Papa's turning into a Pointer. I don't think peoples can do
that...but I'll keep watch for it it case it happens.

Well back to Malcolm. Papa asked Hoshi if she could help him
find out about his favorite food. Papa says that she worked very
hard to find out. She even called Malcolm's sister and his best
friend, but they couldn't help either.

And through all this the ship kept on getting bounced around. It
made a lot of noise too and hurt my ears. I spent a lot of time
hiding...ummm... keeping guard...yeah that's right....under
Papa's bed. Finally the noise stopped and the tin can stopped
shaking, and it wasn't long before we were back to normal.

Hoshi found out, with some help from that weird looking guy who
works in Sickbay, that Malcolm's favorite food was pineapple.
Pineapple!?!? They go to all this trouble for a cake with
pineapple in the middle!!!????!! Now I could have come up with a
really good birthday present for him....how about a puppy? A
nice cute female type puppy!!!

HOOOOOWWWWWLLLL!!!!!

Yeah, that's the ticket!!!

End log

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