Porthos' Dear Doctor Log, 1/1, [ENT] [Porthos][G]
Title: Porthos' "Silent Enemy" Log
Contact: kelhapam@metrocast.net
Series: ENT
Rating: G
Code: Porthos
Part: 1/1 NEW
Date: January 2002
Summary: What is a puppy to do on an away mission?
Disclaimer: Paramount owns all the characters, etc. I'm just
using the characters for a little fun and relaxation.
Email: kelhapam@metrocast.net
Posting: Ok, to ASC, please notify me if you post any where else.
Special thanks to Danae whose Delta Dog stories inspired me and
to Top Dog, Senior, Tracy, and Ronda for beta reading for me.
Dear Doctor Log
01/02
Well just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... it did.
Not only did I discover that the funny looking man is not only
the crew's doctor, he's also my vet! And I thought there might
be some benefit to being in this tin can! I thought I didn't
have to make visits to the vet in space!
To top it off, Mr. Funny tells me that I can't have cheese any
more. It's not fair I tell you. First they tempt me with having
a bitch on board that I can't find, and now one of my little joys
has been taken away. How much harm can a lil-cheese cause? Huh?
Papa says I don't want to know.
I felt so blue that when Papa picked me up off Mr. Funny's table
I had my tail between my legs. Papa wasn't very happy either.
What's he going to do with a storage locker full of cheese?
Maybe he can give it to the Chef and he can make maki-oni and
cheese and grilled cheesie sandwiches. Everyone can have some
cheese 'cept me. It's not fair I tell you!!! HHOOOOWWWWLL!!!!
Papa let me go to supper with him as a special treat tonight. I
sat in the dining room with Papa, Trip, and the Pointy Eared
Lady. Papa told Trip and the Pointy Eared Lady about my visit to
Mr. Funny. Shouldn't some things remain private, like doctor's
visits!?!?
Well I actually made out in the end. Trip felt so sorry for me,
he kept on sneaking me little bites of food. I had a few little
pieces of steak and a couple bites of French fries. I'll have to
remember to sit beside Trip more often. He treats me good.
As for the Pointy Eared Lady, she just sat there. Every time
Trip gave me a treat she gave him this weird look. She kinda
stared at him, but it looked cold. It was pretty funny though to
see her try and eat an ear of corn. Never saw someone try and
eat it with just a fork before. Trip and Papa tried hard not to
laugh.
After we ate, Papa took me on a walk through the ship. I saw
lots of people and got lots of scratches and pats on the head. I
like almost everyone on the ship except Mr. Funny and, well, I
haven't figured out the Pointy-Eared Lady yet.
End Log
email to kelhapam@metrocast.net
Title: Porthos' "Silent Enemy" Log
Contact: kelhapam@metrocast.net
Series: ENT
Rating: G
Code: Porthos
Part: 1/1 NEW
Date: January 2002
Summary: What is a puppy to do on an away mission?
Disclaimer: Paramount owns all the characters, etc. I'm just
using the characters for a little fun and relaxation.
Email: kelhapam@metrocast.net
Posting: Ok, to ASC, please notify me if you post any where else.
Special thanks to Danae whose Delta Dog stories inspired me and
to Top Dog, Senior, Tracy, and Ronda for beta reading for me.
Dear Doctor Log
01/02
Well just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... it did.
Not only did I discover that the funny looking man is not only
the crew's doctor, he's also my vet! And I thought there might
be some benefit to being in this tin can! I thought I didn't
have to make visits to the vet in space!
To top it off, Mr. Funny tells me that I can't have cheese any
more. It's not fair I tell you. First they tempt me with having
a bitch on board that I can't find, and now one of my little joys
has been taken away. How much harm can a lil-cheese cause? Huh?
Papa says I don't want to know.
I felt so blue that when Papa picked me up off Mr. Funny's table
I had my tail between my legs. Papa wasn't very happy either.
What's he going to do with a storage locker full of cheese?
Maybe he can give it to the Chef and he can make maki-oni and
cheese and grilled cheesie sandwiches. Everyone can have some
cheese 'cept me. It's not fair I tell you!!! HHOOOOWWWWLL!!!!
Papa let me go to supper with him as a special treat tonight. I
sat in the dining room with Papa, Trip, and the Pointy Eared
Lady. Papa told Trip and the Pointy Eared Lady about my visit to
Mr. Funny. Shouldn't some things remain private, like doctor's
visits!?!?
Well I actually made out in the end. Trip felt so sorry for me,
he kept on sneaking me little bites of food. I had a few little
pieces of steak and a couple bites of French fries. I'll have to
remember to sit beside Trip more often. He treats me good.
As for the Pointy Eared Lady, she just sat there. Every time
Trip gave me a treat she gave him this weird look. She kinda
stared at him, but it looked cold. It was pretty funny though to
see her try and eat an ear of corn. Never saw someone try and
eat it with just a fork before. Trip and Papa tried hard not to
laugh.
After we ate, Papa took me on a walk through the ship. I saw
lots of people and got lots of scratches and pats on the head. I
like almost everyone on the ship except Mr. Funny and, well, I
haven't figured out the Pointy-Eared Lady yet.
End Log
email to kelhapam@metrocast.net