A/N-Please review!!!!^_^ This is NOT an MST! The characters are different,
as is most of the script.
Disclaimer: I don't own Smash Mouth, Shrek or T.P D***
Cast: Narrator-Numair
Shrek-George
Donkey-Diane
Princess Fiona-Alanna
Lord Farqaard-Jon
Gingerbread woman-Kel
Idiot Guard-Roger
Village people-Kel, Joren, Delia, Josaine.
Random voice- I'm sorry, but we cannot continue the credits, as our writer just had a...emergency. The thought of so many dead people in one scene freaked him out. We apologize for our writer's weak bladder, I mean. body.
Narrator -Once upon a time there was a lovely princess *cough*knight*cough*. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort-
Numair-FEARFUL SORT? WHAT TYPE OF GRAMMER IS THAT??
Wyldon- *Pops up* Actually, it's correct.
Numair-Really??? Hmmm. Where was I?? Oh yeah!
-Which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave *cough* Wimpy *cough* -I must be getting congestion! - Knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. {Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen. {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes} What a load of -
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me George-oh yeah! Everybody dance!!
Owen-Jolly!!
Everybody else-Where did you come from?
Owen-A jolly place!
Everybody else-*shudders*
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Neal-HA! SO THERE STUMP!!!
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the sorcerer men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the pretty picture The ice we skate is gettin' REALLY thin
*gurgle*
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey, now, you're an all-star {Shouting} Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold {Belches} Go! Go! {Record Scratching} Go. Go.Go. Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold
Joren-Think it's in there?
Kel-All right. Let's get it!
Joren-Whoa. Hold on. Why would we do what you say stump?
Kel-WHAT!!!???
Delia-AHH!!, It'll grind my pretty bone structure for it's bread! *lets out a small, high pitched scream*
Shrek-*Laughs*
Shrek-Yes, well, actually, that would be a spidren. Now, ogres - - They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
Delia-No! My pretty skin tone!!! *looks thoughtful* (to shrek) My skin would even make YOU look handsome!
Shrek-*ignores her* They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Josaine- *with blue bunny that has dreadlocks and a paper axe* Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! This bunny is KILLER!
Shrek-Right. *roars*
All the 'villagers'-*Shouts*
Shrek-*Whispers* This is the part where you run away.
Delia-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
Kel- Should we follow her?
Joren- I guess so. DID I JUST AGREE WITH YOU???
Kel-Deal with it!
Josaine- Fly rubber duckies, FLY!!
Kel- Riiiiiight.
*They run away* *strike that; Josaine hops*
Shrek-*laughing* And stay out!
A/N-REVIEW!!!!! Pretty please! *puppy dog eyes* you can't resist the puppy dog eyes! Thanks!
Disclaimer: I don't own Smash Mouth, Shrek or T.P D***
Cast: Narrator-Numair
Shrek-George
Donkey-Diane
Princess Fiona-Alanna
Lord Farqaard-Jon
Gingerbread woman-Kel
Idiot Guard-Roger
Village people-Kel, Joren, Delia, Josaine.
Random voice- I'm sorry, but we cannot continue the credits, as our writer just had a...emergency. The thought of so many dead people in one scene freaked him out. We apologize for our writer's weak bladder, I mean. body.
Narrator -Once upon a time there was a lovely princess *cough*knight*cough*. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort-
Numair-FEARFUL SORT? WHAT TYPE OF GRAMMER IS THAT??
Wyldon- *Pops up* Actually, it's correct.
Numair-Really??? Hmmm. Where was I?? Oh yeah!
-Which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave *cough* Wimpy *cough* -I must be getting congestion! - Knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. {Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen. {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes} What a load of -
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me George-oh yeah! Everybody dance!!
Owen-Jolly!!
Everybody else-Where did you come from?
Owen-A jolly place!
Everybody else-*shudders*
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Neal-HA! SO THERE STUMP!!!
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the sorcerer men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the pretty picture The ice we skate is gettin' REALLY thin
*gurgle*
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey, now, you're an all-star {Shouting} Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold {Belches} Go! Go! {Record Scratching} Go. Go.Go. Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold
Joren-Think it's in there?
Kel-All right. Let's get it!
Joren-Whoa. Hold on. Why would we do what you say stump?
Kel-WHAT!!!???
Delia-AHH!!, It'll grind my pretty bone structure for it's bread! *lets out a small, high pitched scream*
Shrek-*Laughs*
Shrek-Yes, well, actually, that would be a spidren. Now, ogres - - They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
Delia-No! My pretty skin tone!!! *looks thoughtful* (to shrek) My skin would even make YOU look handsome!
Shrek-*ignores her* They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Josaine- *with blue bunny that has dreadlocks and a paper axe* Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! This bunny is KILLER!
Shrek-Right. *roars*
All the 'villagers'-*Shouts*
Shrek-*Whispers* This is the part where you run away.
Delia-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
Kel- Should we follow her?
Joren- I guess so. DID I JUST AGREE WITH YOU???
Kel-Deal with it!
Josaine- Fly rubber duckies, FLY!!
Kel- Riiiiiight.
*They run away* *strike that; Josaine hops*
Shrek-*laughing* And stay out!
A/N-REVIEW!!!!! Pretty please! *puppy dog eyes* you can't resist the puppy dog eyes! Thanks!