A/N- Thank you for reviewing! I'm so happy! Now go and review my other
stories! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ^_^;
Scene 3 *Shrek puts on pink apron with lace and bustles around the house cooking and cleaning*
Shrek- AHH! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THE CAMERA WAS ON?! I'LL *beep*ING KILL YOU!!! *Grabs Alanna's sword, which just happens to be lying on the table, and chases after the camera guy*
Authoress- GEORGE! COME BACK HERE NOW!!!
George- *comes back stroking an ear* My precioussssssss...
Authoress- ACT!!!!!!!!!!!
George- Right, acting.
Shrek- *Sees shawdows on the wall* I thought I told you to stay outside.
Donkey-I'm outside. See? See? See?
Shrek- Um, yeaaaaaah...
*Clattering, Shrek looks down, and sees some mice*
Mouse 1/ Owen- This is jolly!Well, gents, it's a far cry from the jolly farm, but what jolly choice do we have?
Mouse 2/ Merric- It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
Mouse 3/Neal -What a lovely bed. SEE STUMP! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE! YOUR EVIL PROJECT HAS FAILED!!!
Mouse 1- That wasn't jolly, Neal.
*Shrek tries to grab the mice*
Shrek-Got ya. BOOYA!
Mouse 2-*Sniffs* I found some cheese.*Bites down on Shrek's ear*
Shrek-Ow! *Grunts*
Mouse 2-Blah! Awful stuff! I need some Listerine over here!!
Mouse 3-Is that you, Gorder?
Mouse 1-How did you jolly know Nealean?
Mouse 3- NEAL! IT'S NEAL!!
Shrek-Enough! What are you doing in my house?
*Looks around, and sees some weird gremlin/dwarf thing pushing Maude in a snow white dress on top of the table
Shrek-Hey! That's my children's nanny! Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table. *looks at script* I'm insulting my nanny!! I mean. the children's nanny!
Gremlin/Dwarf thing- *rools eyes at George and his whining* Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
Shrek-Huh?
*Shrek walks into a pretty little pink bedroom, that has lacy curtains, and shes a wolf dressed in Mistress's Cooper's clothes*
Wolf (Male voice)-What?
Shrek- *storms outside* I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy? My frilly pink room is being invaded!*Sees pixies fly inside the house*
Pixies-Aah!
Shrek-*looks around the swamp* Oh, no. No! No!
*Lots of stuff happens, but I don't want to put it down ^_^*
Shrek- What are you doing in my swamp? *Echo* Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
Fairy-Oh, dear!
Some other. thing-Whoa!
shrek-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! YOU! OUT OF MY FRILLY PINK ROOM!! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!
Seven Dwarves-Quickly. Come on!
Shrek-No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. STOP INVADING MY FRILLY PINK ROOM! IT MAKES ME SAD! *Breaks down and cries*
Shrek-*Sighs, and looks at donkey meaningfully* WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INVITE THEM DAINE!? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RE-LACE MY CURTAINS NOW, BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR WILD MAGIC!WAHHHHHHH!
Donkey-Uh....Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.
Possessed Puppet-Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
Shrek-What?
Possessed Puppet-We were forced to come here! *Goes into trance* FLAMINGOS! FLAMINGOS! THE HORROR! AHHHHHHHHHH!!
Shrek- *stares after the possessed puppet, shudders, then recovers*By who?
Random Person- Lord Farquaad.
The First little piggie-He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice.
Shrek-*Sighs*All right. Who knows where this Fuquaard guy is?
*Murmuring*
Donkey-Oh, I do. I know where he is. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *looks around* Sorry, my wild magic is acting overtime. I keep on getting a goose's thoughts! GEEEEEEEEEESE!!! FLY LIKE THE WIND LITTLE BIRDIES! FLYYYYYYYY!
Shrek-Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?
Donkey-Me! Me!
Shrek-Anyone?
Donkey-Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! GEESE DROPPINGS! WHEEEEEE!!
Shrek-*Sighs AGAIN*Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from!
*Cheering*
*Birds come, and crown Shrek with a wreath of flowers and a robe of flowes*
Shrek- OH! PRETTY PINK! IT'S SO PRETTYFUL! Oh! You! You're comin' with me.
Donkey- All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!
Donkey-On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek.I can't wait to get on the road again.
Shrek-What did I say about singing?
Donkey-Can I whistle? LIKE A LITTLE BABY GOOSE??
Shrek-No.
Donkey-Can I hum it?
Shrek-All right, hum it.
Donkey-*Humming*
A/N- Hope you liked it! I'm a George fan, so I can't belive I was so mean to him! I'M SORRY GEORGE! REVIEW!
Scene 3 *Shrek puts on pink apron with lace and bustles around the house cooking and cleaning*
Shrek- AHH! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THE CAMERA WAS ON?! I'LL *beep*ING KILL YOU!!! *Grabs Alanna's sword, which just happens to be lying on the table, and chases after the camera guy*
Authoress- GEORGE! COME BACK HERE NOW!!!
George- *comes back stroking an ear* My precioussssssss...
Authoress- ACT!!!!!!!!!!!
George- Right, acting.
Shrek- *Sees shawdows on the wall* I thought I told you to stay outside.
Donkey-I'm outside. See? See? See?
Shrek- Um, yeaaaaaah...
*Clattering, Shrek looks down, and sees some mice*
Mouse 1/ Owen- This is jolly!Well, gents, it's a far cry from the jolly farm, but what jolly choice do we have?
Mouse 2/ Merric- It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
Mouse 3/Neal -What a lovely bed. SEE STUMP! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE! YOUR EVIL PROJECT HAS FAILED!!!
Mouse 1- That wasn't jolly, Neal.
*Shrek tries to grab the mice*
Shrek-Got ya. BOOYA!
Mouse 2-*Sniffs* I found some cheese.*Bites down on Shrek's ear*
Shrek-Ow! *Grunts*
Mouse 2-Blah! Awful stuff! I need some Listerine over here!!
Mouse 3-Is that you, Gorder?
Mouse 1-How did you jolly know Nealean?
Mouse 3- NEAL! IT'S NEAL!!
Shrek-Enough! What are you doing in my house?
*Looks around, and sees some weird gremlin/dwarf thing pushing Maude in a snow white dress on top of the table
Shrek-Hey! That's my children's nanny! Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table. *looks at script* I'm insulting my nanny!! I mean. the children's nanny!
Gremlin/Dwarf thing- *rools eyes at George and his whining* Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
Shrek-Huh?
*Shrek walks into a pretty little pink bedroom, that has lacy curtains, and shes a wolf dressed in Mistress's Cooper's clothes*
Wolf (Male voice)-What?
Shrek- *storms outside* I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy? My frilly pink room is being invaded!*Sees pixies fly inside the house*
Pixies-Aah!
Shrek-*looks around the swamp* Oh, no. No! No!
*Lots of stuff happens, but I don't want to put it down ^_^*
Shrek- What are you doing in my swamp? *Echo* Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
Fairy-Oh, dear!
Some other. thing-Whoa!
shrek-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! YOU! OUT OF MY FRILLY PINK ROOM!! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!
Seven Dwarves-Quickly. Come on!
Shrek-No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. STOP INVADING MY FRILLY PINK ROOM! IT MAKES ME SAD! *Breaks down and cries*
Shrek-*Sighs, and looks at donkey meaningfully* WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INVITE THEM DAINE!? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RE-LACE MY CURTAINS NOW, BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR WILD MAGIC!WAHHHHHHH!
Donkey-Uh....Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.
Possessed Puppet-Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
Shrek-What?
Possessed Puppet-We were forced to come here! *Goes into trance* FLAMINGOS! FLAMINGOS! THE HORROR! AHHHHHHHHHH!!
Shrek- *stares after the possessed puppet, shudders, then recovers*By who?
Random Person- Lord Farquaad.
The First little piggie-He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice.
Shrek-*Sighs*All right. Who knows where this Fuquaard guy is?
*Murmuring*
Donkey-Oh, I do. I know where he is. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *looks around* Sorry, my wild magic is acting overtime. I keep on getting a goose's thoughts! GEEEEEEEEEESE!!! FLY LIKE THE WIND LITTLE BIRDIES! FLYYYYYYYY!
Shrek-Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?
Donkey-Me! Me!
Shrek-Anyone?
Donkey-Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! GEESE DROPPINGS! WHEEEEEE!!
Shrek-*Sighs AGAIN*Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from!
*Cheering*
*Birds come, and crown Shrek with a wreath of flowers and a robe of flowes*
Shrek- OH! PRETTY PINK! IT'S SO PRETTYFUL! Oh! You! You're comin' with me.
Donkey- All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!
Donkey-On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek.I can't wait to get on the road again.
Shrek-What did I say about singing?
Donkey-Can I whistle? LIKE A LITTLE BABY GOOSE??
Shrek-No.
Donkey-Can I hum it?
Shrek-All right, hum it.
Donkey-*Humming*
A/N- Hope you liked it! I'm a George fan, so I can't belive I was so mean to him! I'M SORRY GEORGE! REVIEW!