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(update: September - 2003; Completely revised thanks to a kind scolding. Thanks for that.)
~ Lightning & Thunder revealing the title behind a dark background ~
=BLAST THEM=
Dione marched through the hallway searching for someone, badly! She'd be a lifesaver, and maybe a problem, her being a fanatic DBZ fan herself and most definitely a Vegeta fan. Wait till she'd meet him up close. She gritted her teeth as she ignored the confused glances towards her. Finally the familiar face emerged from the crowd. Never had she been more happy to see her twin sister.
"Diane!!" She yelled, near tears of relieve, her sis had the habit of skipping classes, thank the gods she was here now. Curious Diane turned to the voice and waved as she recognized her twin, and swiftly through the crowd she came towards her, then stopped and eyed her over.
"What happened to you?" Was the first question. Dione frowned as she turned slightly to the cause of her misery. Vegeta had joined her silently like a shadow and glanced at the double, great there were two of them. Diane just stared, weary Dione waved before her eyes but received no reaction.
"OH MY GOD...Vegeta?" Dione could swear she saw stars coming in her sisters eyes, here we go. A devious glance appeared right after the stars as Diane trotted over to Vegeta and eyed him over from up close that is. It took only a brief moment for him to explode. It was the stripping the clothes off look she gave.
"WOMAN STOP STARING AT ME!" A grand smile broke through as Diane leaned fondly against him, Vegeta glared stunned at Dione who shrugged. That was her sis, totally unpredictable especially after a chocolate-bar. And by the looks of it she had one for breakfast, who needed smokes or drugs when you had legal stuff like that. Yep sugar rush warning! Poor Vegeta.
" HI V-chan! Whatcha doing here Hun!" Diane began shrugging tighter against Vegeta who jumped away in disgust. Not even remotely discouraged Dione glanced from him to her sister.
"What's up? Did you win that idiotic game or what?" Dione nodded unhappy. "Yes, and I should have wished Piccolo over instead, he's no fun. Look what he did!" Dione showed the demolished pants as Diane chuckled.
"So Vegeta did that eh? What did you two do then? Cuddle in the corner?" Vegeta turned red as did Dione. " NO!" Both exclaimed immediately. "It was in biology and..." Diane held up a hand stopping Dione mid sentence.
" I don't even want to know what you two did, Biology my butt, you did some home work girl. Just a pity your pants didn't survive it. Now you want some new right?" Red Dione nodded. That woman always was so quick in making up her mind dammit.
Diane waved her to follow and weary the prince complied. Put those two next to each other and you didn't see a difference but the second, man she was a danger. Luckily he could read ki and they were very much different. They walked through the halls to some lockers. Diane turned a code and soon it popped open. Swiftly she handed Dione her training suit, and as she disappeared into the bathroom Diane glanced at Vegeta. The prince glanced around, where could he escape too? Too late, he felt a hand slid around his waist and was pulled against a soft warm body. He closed his eyes, maybe that fossil wasn't that bad after all.
"Say V-chan? I can be much more fun then my sis, what do you think?" As he thought, this was a vixen and a dangerous one too! Why didn't she have any respect for him! Maybe he should put her back in her place, touching him like she did, how dare she! Quickly he shrugged the annoying teen off him and glared at her as she graciously picked herself of the floor.
"You didn't have to do that V-chan, you must really like me for shoving me around like that. It's a macho thing you know." Diane stated pleased, as she corrected some of her make-up. Soon Dione returned and noticed a desperate Vegeta with Diane all over him. She chuckled, this was the best thing yet, that would show him for making a spectacle of her! Just send your sis over to him! Soon he homed in on her and shoved Diane off him for the zillionth time, but again like a rubber ball she was back. He sighted in despair, school was hell. Wait this sister of the blonde was hell!
" Hi, so glad you two made friends so quickly!" Dione stated scowling. Vegeta frowned, he probably deserved that. But no more.by Kami, NO MORE!! "We have to go to the next class, are you coming Diane, you haven't been there in ages.
"But it's Math!! I hate math." Diane whines as she loosened her viselike grip on Vegeta. Dione made her way to the classroom as behind her a very unhappy Vegeta followed while Diane was glued to his arm. Why wasn't Kakarot here, he could deal with this wench then.
The three of them sat down again in the back of the room waiting for the class. Diane had shoved her table against Vegeta's and Dione hers against his, thus pinning him between them and the wall. Vegeta froze as he felt a hand on his knee traveling north.
" STOP THAT NOW OR I'LL FINAL FLASH YOU THIS INSTANT!" He hissed through his teeth. The hand retreated, and as he glanced at his right he noticed Diane sulking. Was she nuts! Never had he thought, that he, the Saiyan prince would be a victim of sexual harassment!
New students, new faces entered the room and sat at the free tables before them, it wasn't long before a tall slim man entered warring a fine set of glasses. With a smile he eyed his class and noticed two new faces in the back. The class was half filled, a pretty good show up for him. He wouldn't dare calling those two in front to ask them their names, no he might chase them away! So he just started his lesson, not noticing that only three of the 12 were actually following what he was saying.
" So V-chan? What brought you here." Diane asked as her sister, one of the tree tried to concentrate on the lesson.
" That Baka sister of yours did." Vegeta snarled, pissed that the wench spoke to him, AGAIN. She should be in shock or something, after his threat.
" How?" she asked while eyeing his hands. He noticed and tried to ignore it.
" Through a game on a computer."
" WHAT! Dione it worked?" Diane shrieked stunned, the class didn't even bother to look around as the others were busy talking themselves.
" Yeah, I'm busy so go bug Vegeta." Dione stated concentrating on the teacher.
" Okay!." Grinning Diane clamped Vegeta again. "So what's up in your life, oh wait! I already know!" chuckling she touched boldly his hair as he got extremely frustrated. A gold aura formed as Diane chuckled even harder.
" Oops, you mad V-chan?" Without waiting for an answer she reached behind him and began to massage the spot where his tail had once been. It had been a hunch but it worked seeing as Vegeta never got around to get super Saiyan 1. She figured that that spot had to be very pleasant and sensitive without her getting hurt in the process. She glanced smugly. 0 for V-chan, 1 for her. Vegeta had a really weary look in his eyes, Diane watched it and grinned just as mean as Vegeta did when he would blast one into oblivion.
" Ok, now I know precisely 'what' to do to calm you down my friend!"
What was that wench thinking? Only Bulma could do that! But that feeling, it was like....like heaven!!!!! THE sister said something but he couldn't care any less. But wait a bloody minute........he was not in a bedroom and surly not with that menace!! Vegeta popped out of his dream and into reality. With a slight glance to the woman touching him he quickly grabbed her wrist.
" If you have a serious death wish do continue, if not BACK OFF!" That would sure bring her hormones to rest. The only thing that Diane said was "I knew you liked me!". Vegeta took a deep breath and decided that this was the drawing line. He rose and shoved up his own personal demon. Stepped firmly through the class room en without hesitation he left the room. Leaving behind a bewildered Diane. She on her turn quickly grabbed her stuff and went after Vegeta.
" Peace and quiet, at last!!!!!"
Vegeta, already steady on his feet, regained his composure and decided to make a tour around the school. As long as he could keep Dione in his eye and Diane of his.....well his pants!!!! Alarmed by a door he saw his nightmare appear. Quickly he hid between two open doors and prayed to any god he knew to help him in his despair. It worked, Diane walked without even a glance onward, passing him by. Vegeta quietly ran in the other direction and ran down a pair of stairs. That path looked very familiar to him. The path they took when entering the school, well nothing else to do so lets walk outside! Once there he again saw 'the gang'. He walked up to them and stopped right in front of what appeared to be the leader.
" What do you want shorty???" said the punk, the leather wearing squirt. Vegeta just laughed and crossed his arms.
" So, you are the pathetic creatures who think they can scare everyone?" Vegeta was really bored so he decided to have 'some fun'. One of the squirts stood up and stood right in front of him, looking down to the not impressed, Vegeta.
" Yeah, do you have a problem with that? You look so tiny even a Smurf is bigger!"
That did the trick, you could call him names except two: monkey and most of all TINY!!!!! Besides.what in blazes was a Smurf? Before the fool realized what he had said he lay down on the ground. Vegeta rubbed his fist, yeah great, he wanted to do that all day long. It was not much relieve but it helped. The rest of the five boys looked and shrugged a bit, then they laughed their brains out.
" Dude that is, like we say 'kicking ass', wanne sit down?" the 'leader' grinned still and offered a seat on the bench. Vegeta looked a bit disappointed, he really wanted to smash their heads but, he thought, talking would be fun too. Besides that dumb-ass still lay out-cold on the floor.
" Sure, squirt. What is that stuff in your mouth?" Vegeta looked at the cigarette in the mouth of the boy.
" Heaven dude, wanne have a go?" the boy took it out of his mouth and gave it to Vegeta who took it and looked at it!
" Smells weird kid, what is it?"
" A joint dude, take a blow and you are feeling just relax man." The boy prepared one of his own and took a zippo out of his front jacket and lighted his joint and pushed it in his mouth.
Vegeta, still looking confused to the burning stick in his hand took the advice and took a deep inhale of the joint, then he coughed. At first he felt nothing, but after three more inhales of that stuff his feet began to tingle and it floated up to the very edge of his hair. His face began to relax and the idiot was right......he began to float!!!!!
" Heeeee, man! You are on one hell of a jazz. Here take a beer, it is even better when you drink this!" The boy behind him gave him a bottle of stuff they called 'beer'! He opened it up and drank it all in just two go's. That really did it! He was off this cursed world and into a fantasy-world some where in the galaxy. Vegeta began to laugh and did not take notice of the boy who regained from the blow. "Heee, ruffs take a blow man, this dude kicks ass man! He is awesome." If only my father had that stuff back on Vegeta, than he was really eh, more at ease. Vegeta thought. On the other side, than his son would not have at much fun making him mad! Suddenly an all to familiar ki brought him back to his senses. That cursed woman....Diane.
" Hey, squirts, been fun but I have to go. See you around OK?" Vegeta could barely stand on his feet but wobbled to the school-door. Damn, too late!
"O, V-chan there you are, you look weird, what have you been up to?" No matter what that woman was saying, Vegeta could barely hear her, one profit of that stuff. Peace and quiet. Nothing else but floating rooms and pretty colors. A big grin appeared on his face.
"What I have been up to?" He grinned. "Nothing, I just had some FUN! A change for the first time this blasted day!" Vegeta tried to sit down because his legs refused service. Suddenly the bell rang again, assaulting Vegeta's ears for the third time in three hours. The only thing Vegeta did was laughing. So, his ears hurt like hell, SO WHAT! That cursed woman was sitting next to him and protectively laid an arm around his shoulder. He could not care less! In a way it was comfortable.
" It's now recess for fifteen minutes Vegeta, can you take the stress?"
" What stress, I have never been more relaxed in my life woman, that stuff that kid had......a joint! Where can you get that?"
"A WHAT???????" That explained a lot.....Vegeta was a STONED as a ROCK! Those idiots gave him a joint!
" Nowhere Vegeta, nowhere. Now try to get up and we go and find Dione Kay????"
" Fine with me squirt, one, two even THREE of you are a peace of cake for a Saiyan Prince like ME, did you know that Kakarot is a complete IDIOT???? Even his wife has more brains that he does........." Diane thought that he never stop titter about Gokou, his wife or all the other men and women he had met!
" And than you had Frieza, that son of a BAKA, he tried to KILL me.........PRINS VEGETA OF VEGETA, wait a minute he DID, OK have to kill him too. And THAN you have that green lizard from Namek. Now be honest, he is UGELY........" Diane became desperate for her sis. But she was too busy to see where she was, in the mean time Vegeta just kept on talking like he never had!
" Vegeta, Frieza is dead....D..E..A..D.. dead OK?" she replied, trying to get him to hush up! They ran trough the canteen to look for Dione, but it was crowded with kids.
"...and then you had...What? O damn, who did it!"
" Your son!" "Oh, that underwear TWIT of mine?" " Yep!"
" Shoot, well no matter........than you have all those sparring matches that Kakarot an I had....he NEVER will be stronger than ME, the Prince!!! He, he, he! Hey squirt there is your double! I told you that I can easily can take the both of you.....then you MUST have seen the time that I took out one of the androids......."
(update: September - 2003; Completely revised thanks to a kind scolding. Thanks for that.)
~ Lightning & Thunder revealing the title behind a dark background ~
=BLAST THEM=
Dione marched through the hallway searching for someone, badly! She'd be a lifesaver, and maybe a problem, her being a fanatic DBZ fan herself and most definitely a Vegeta fan. Wait till she'd meet him up close. She gritted her teeth as she ignored the confused glances towards her. Finally the familiar face emerged from the crowd. Never had she been more happy to see her twin sister.
"Diane!!" She yelled, near tears of relieve, her sis had the habit of skipping classes, thank the gods she was here now. Curious Diane turned to the voice and waved as she recognized her twin, and swiftly through the crowd she came towards her, then stopped and eyed her over.
"What happened to you?" Was the first question. Dione frowned as she turned slightly to the cause of her misery. Vegeta had joined her silently like a shadow and glanced at the double, great there were two of them. Diane just stared, weary Dione waved before her eyes but received no reaction.
"OH MY GOD...Vegeta?" Dione could swear she saw stars coming in her sisters eyes, here we go. A devious glance appeared right after the stars as Diane trotted over to Vegeta and eyed him over from up close that is. It took only a brief moment for him to explode. It was the stripping the clothes off look she gave.
"WOMAN STOP STARING AT ME!" A grand smile broke through as Diane leaned fondly against him, Vegeta glared stunned at Dione who shrugged. That was her sis, totally unpredictable especially after a chocolate-bar. And by the looks of it she had one for breakfast, who needed smokes or drugs when you had legal stuff like that. Yep sugar rush warning! Poor Vegeta.
" HI V-chan! Whatcha doing here Hun!" Diane began shrugging tighter against Vegeta who jumped away in disgust. Not even remotely discouraged Dione glanced from him to her sister.
"What's up? Did you win that idiotic game or what?" Dione nodded unhappy. "Yes, and I should have wished Piccolo over instead, he's no fun. Look what he did!" Dione showed the demolished pants as Diane chuckled.
"So Vegeta did that eh? What did you two do then? Cuddle in the corner?" Vegeta turned red as did Dione. " NO!" Both exclaimed immediately. "It was in biology and..." Diane held up a hand stopping Dione mid sentence.
" I don't even want to know what you two did, Biology my butt, you did some home work girl. Just a pity your pants didn't survive it. Now you want some new right?" Red Dione nodded. That woman always was so quick in making up her mind dammit.
Diane waved her to follow and weary the prince complied. Put those two next to each other and you didn't see a difference but the second, man she was a danger. Luckily he could read ki and they were very much different. They walked through the halls to some lockers. Diane turned a code and soon it popped open. Swiftly she handed Dione her training suit, and as she disappeared into the bathroom Diane glanced at Vegeta. The prince glanced around, where could he escape too? Too late, he felt a hand slid around his waist and was pulled against a soft warm body. He closed his eyes, maybe that fossil wasn't that bad after all.
"Say V-chan? I can be much more fun then my sis, what do you think?" As he thought, this was a vixen and a dangerous one too! Why didn't she have any respect for him! Maybe he should put her back in her place, touching him like she did, how dare she! Quickly he shrugged the annoying teen off him and glared at her as she graciously picked herself of the floor.
"You didn't have to do that V-chan, you must really like me for shoving me around like that. It's a macho thing you know." Diane stated pleased, as she corrected some of her make-up. Soon Dione returned and noticed a desperate Vegeta with Diane all over him. She chuckled, this was the best thing yet, that would show him for making a spectacle of her! Just send your sis over to him! Soon he homed in on her and shoved Diane off him for the zillionth time, but again like a rubber ball she was back. He sighted in despair, school was hell. Wait this sister of the blonde was hell!
" Hi, so glad you two made friends so quickly!" Dione stated scowling. Vegeta frowned, he probably deserved that. But no more.by Kami, NO MORE!! "We have to go to the next class, are you coming Diane, you haven't been there in ages.
"But it's Math!! I hate math." Diane whines as she loosened her viselike grip on Vegeta. Dione made her way to the classroom as behind her a very unhappy Vegeta followed while Diane was glued to his arm. Why wasn't Kakarot here, he could deal with this wench then.
The three of them sat down again in the back of the room waiting for the class. Diane had shoved her table against Vegeta's and Dione hers against his, thus pinning him between them and the wall. Vegeta froze as he felt a hand on his knee traveling north.
" STOP THAT NOW OR I'LL FINAL FLASH YOU THIS INSTANT!" He hissed through his teeth. The hand retreated, and as he glanced at his right he noticed Diane sulking. Was she nuts! Never had he thought, that he, the Saiyan prince would be a victim of sexual harassment!
New students, new faces entered the room and sat at the free tables before them, it wasn't long before a tall slim man entered warring a fine set of glasses. With a smile he eyed his class and noticed two new faces in the back. The class was half filled, a pretty good show up for him. He wouldn't dare calling those two in front to ask them their names, no he might chase them away! So he just started his lesson, not noticing that only three of the 12 were actually following what he was saying.
" So V-chan? What brought you here." Diane asked as her sister, one of the tree tried to concentrate on the lesson.
" That Baka sister of yours did." Vegeta snarled, pissed that the wench spoke to him, AGAIN. She should be in shock or something, after his threat.
" How?" she asked while eyeing his hands. He noticed and tried to ignore it.
" Through a game on a computer."
" WHAT! Dione it worked?" Diane shrieked stunned, the class didn't even bother to look around as the others were busy talking themselves.
" Yeah, I'm busy so go bug Vegeta." Dione stated concentrating on the teacher.
" Okay!." Grinning Diane clamped Vegeta again. "So what's up in your life, oh wait! I already know!" chuckling she touched boldly his hair as he got extremely frustrated. A gold aura formed as Diane chuckled even harder.
" Oops, you mad V-chan?" Without waiting for an answer she reached behind him and began to massage the spot where his tail had once been. It had been a hunch but it worked seeing as Vegeta never got around to get super Saiyan 1. She figured that that spot had to be very pleasant and sensitive without her getting hurt in the process. She glanced smugly. 0 for V-chan, 1 for her. Vegeta had a really weary look in his eyes, Diane watched it and grinned just as mean as Vegeta did when he would blast one into oblivion.
" Ok, now I know precisely 'what' to do to calm you down my friend!"
What was that wench thinking? Only Bulma could do that! But that feeling, it was like....like heaven!!!!! THE sister said something but he couldn't care any less. But wait a bloody minute........he was not in a bedroom and surly not with that menace!! Vegeta popped out of his dream and into reality. With a slight glance to the woman touching him he quickly grabbed her wrist.
" If you have a serious death wish do continue, if not BACK OFF!" That would sure bring her hormones to rest. The only thing that Diane said was "I knew you liked me!". Vegeta took a deep breath and decided that this was the drawing line. He rose and shoved up his own personal demon. Stepped firmly through the class room en without hesitation he left the room. Leaving behind a bewildered Diane. She on her turn quickly grabbed her stuff and went after Vegeta.
" Peace and quiet, at last!!!!!"
Vegeta, already steady on his feet, regained his composure and decided to make a tour around the school. As long as he could keep Dione in his eye and Diane of his.....well his pants!!!! Alarmed by a door he saw his nightmare appear. Quickly he hid between two open doors and prayed to any god he knew to help him in his despair. It worked, Diane walked without even a glance onward, passing him by. Vegeta quietly ran in the other direction and ran down a pair of stairs. That path looked very familiar to him. The path they took when entering the school, well nothing else to do so lets walk outside! Once there he again saw 'the gang'. He walked up to them and stopped right in front of what appeared to be the leader.
" What do you want shorty???" said the punk, the leather wearing squirt. Vegeta just laughed and crossed his arms.
" So, you are the pathetic creatures who think they can scare everyone?" Vegeta was really bored so he decided to have 'some fun'. One of the squirts stood up and stood right in front of him, looking down to the not impressed, Vegeta.
" Yeah, do you have a problem with that? You look so tiny even a Smurf is bigger!"
That did the trick, you could call him names except two: monkey and most of all TINY!!!!! Besides.what in blazes was a Smurf? Before the fool realized what he had said he lay down on the ground. Vegeta rubbed his fist, yeah great, he wanted to do that all day long. It was not much relieve but it helped. The rest of the five boys looked and shrugged a bit, then they laughed their brains out.
" Dude that is, like we say 'kicking ass', wanne sit down?" the 'leader' grinned still and offered a seat on the bench. Vegeta looked a bit disappointed, he really wanted to smash their heads but, he thought, talking would be fun too. Besides that dumb-ass still lay out-cold on the floor.
" Sure, squirt. What is that stuff in your mouth?" Vegeta looked at the cigarette in the mouth of the boy.
" Heaven dude, wanne have a go?" the boy took it out of his mouth and gave it to Vegeta who took it and looked at it!
" Smells weird kid, what is it?"
" A joint dude, take a blow and you are feeling just relax man." The boy prepared one of his own and took a zippo out of his front jacket and lighted his joint and pushed it in his mouth.
Vegeta, still looking confused to the burning stick in his hand took the advice and took a deep inhale of the joint, then he coughed. At first he felt nothing, but after three more inhales of that stuff his feet began to tingle and it floated up to the very edge of his hair. His face began to relax and the idiot was right......he began to float!!!!!
" Heeeee, man! You are on one hell of a jazz. Here take a beer, it is even better when you drink this!" The boy behind him gave him a bottle of stuff they called 'beer'! He opened it up and drank it all in just two go's. That really did it! He was off this cursed world and into a fantasy-world some where in the galaxy. Vegeta began to laugh and did not take notice of the boy who regained from the blow. "Heee, ruffs take a blow man, this dude kicks ass man! He is awesome." If only my father had that stuff back on Vegeta, than he was really eh, more at ease. Vegeta thought. On the other side, than his son would not have at much fun making him mad! Suddenly an all to familiar ki brought him back to his senses. That cursed woman....Diane.
" Hey, squirts, been fun but I have to go. See you around OK?" Vegeta could barely stand on his feet but wobbled to the school-door. Damn, too late!
"O, V-chan there you are, you look weird, what have you been up to?" No matter what that woman was saying, Vegeta could barely hear her, one profit of that stuff. Peace and quiet. Nothing else but floating rooms and pretty colors. A big grin appeared on his face.
"What I have been up to?" He grinned. "Nothing, I just had some FUN! A change for the first time this blasted day!" Vegeta tried to sit down because his legs refused service. Suddenly the bell rang again, assaulting Vegeta's ears for the third time in three hours. The only thing Vegeta did was laughing. So, his ears hurt like hell, SO WHAT! That cursed woman was sitting next to him and protectively laid an arm around his shoulder. He could not care less! In a way it was comfortable.
" It's now recess for fifteen minutes Vegeta, can you take the stress?"
" What stress, I have never been more relaxed in my life woman, that stuff that kid had......a joint! Where can you get that?"
"A WHAT???????" That explained a lot.....Vegeta was a STONED as a ROCK! Those idiots gave him a joint!
" Nowhere Vegeta, nowhere. Now try to get up and we go and find Dione Kay????"
" Fine with me squirt, one, two even THREE of you are a peace of cake for a Saiyan Prince like ME, did you know that Kakarot is a complete IDIOT???? Even his wife has more brains that he does........." Diane thought that he never stop titter about Gokou, his wife or all the other men and women he had met!
" And than you had Frieza, that son of a BAKA, he tried to KILL me.........PRINS VEGETA OF VEGETA, wait a minute he DID, OK have to kill him too. And THAN you have that green lizard from Namek. Now be honest, he is UGELY........" Diane became desperate for her sis. But she was too busy to see where she was, in the mean time Vegeta just kept on talking like he never had!
" Vegeta, Frieza is dead....D..E..A..D.. dead OK?" she replied, trying to get him to hush up! They ran trough the canteen to look for Dione, but it was crowded with kids.
"...and then you had...What? O damn, who did it!"
" Your son!" "Oh, that underwear TWIT of mine?" " Yep!"
" Shoot, well no matter........than you have all those sparring matches that Kakarot an I had....he NEVER will be stronger than ME, the Prince!!! He, he, he! Hey squirt there is your double! I told you that I can easily can take the both of you.....then you MUST have seen the time that I took out one of the androids......."