Hey, Guess what?! I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. And . . . . .
You get to find out what happends to Miroku!
Aren't you so happy?
Well?
I can't hear you . . . .
What, you want me to stop talking so you can find out what happens to him?!
That's not very fun . . .
*Random object is thrown and hits Cheeto in the head* Ow! Well if your going to get pushy . . .
*Mob appears* Okay fine, next chapter!!!
*~Chapter Four~*
Blood sprayed everywhere, and a thud rang out.
Miroku opened his eyes to see a blonde head rolling across the floor, a mask of horror etched as her final features. Her headless corpse dropped onto him, blood gushing everywhere. Miroku would have screamed in revulsion if he had not been paralyzed, and was relived when Inuyasha pushed the carcass off of him.
"Miroku, are you alright?" the demon demanded, and seeing no visible injuries, even though his absolutely covered in blood, assumed his friend was fine. Botan and Kagome ran around the room, lighting various lanterns to light the room. Hiei, Sango, and Kurama all began to stir.
"Miroku, what's wrong?" Kagome demanded, concern and worry covering her features.
"Can't . . . .move . . ." he groaned, drawing the others over. He was surprised that he had managed those two words, though he knew he wouldn't be able to again for a while.
Kurama came over, helping Miroku sit up, then gently touched Miroku's back wound and sniffed the blood. "Wormroot. It's a relaxant, but overdoses can cause paralysis and inability to focus. I know a few herbs that can counteract the symptoms . ."
"Later. This is a leopard demon, the blood will draw others. We need to get moving." Inuyasha said as he picked up Miroku. Botan was gently shaking Kuwabara awake as Hiei and Sango drew their weapons, making sure nothing would catch them by surprise.
"Yusuke." Kurama said gently, shaking the boy. His eyes opened, then widened in surprise and darted around in shock.
"Yusuke's been poisoned as well." Kurama said as he gently picked up the boy and carried him piggy-back style.
"Come on Kuwabara, time to get up." Botan said, helping him up and slinging one of his arms over her shoulder as he leaned heavily on her. They all got out of the house, desperate to get away as fast as they could.
Yusuke's eyes drooped as he was carried across the plains and through sparse forest. His body felt numb, like some crazy dentist had pumped every muscle in his body full of novocaine. All of his muscles were slack, his mind drifting from topic to topic lazily.
*I wonder where Keiko is. She's pretty, nice thighs . .*
*I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts . .there they are a standing in a row . Dum dum dum*
*Wonder if mom is drunk again . .hey look, a duck!*
*Why is Kurama walking so fast? How come he's tall? Why can't I be tall? I'm like an oompa loompa, or a munchkin . . .*
*We represent the lolly-pop guild, the lolly-pop guild . .or is it kids? . . . . stupid movie*
***
They were in the middle of a field once again, most of them asleep. Kurama had found a few herbs and was now boiling them into a tea. The kettle whisled as he took it off the open fire and poured it into two cups, adding a few more plants to soak in. Now they had the daunting task to try and pry open Miroku and Yusuke's jaws to give it to them, but it wasn't as easy as it seems.
"He bit me!" Hiei yelped, jumping back and examining his fingers while he glared at Yusuke.
*Finger food. Heh heh heh.*
"Just give him the tea."
"He won't open his goddamn mouth!" Kagome took the tea from Hiei and knelt next to Yusuke, pinching his nose closed with two of her fingers.
*Can't . .breathe . . .*Yusuke gasped and she poured the bitter tea into his mouth, massaging his throat to force him to swallow. She smirked at Hiei, who returned a growl. Doing the same to Miroku, they all sat back and watched.
Miroku's eyes slid open, and he gasped. Botan and Sango leaned forward, concerned. "What's wrong?!" The two paused, then blushed deep red as they felt a gentle squeeze on each of their bottoms.
*Bam!* Botan's oar magically appeared and smacked the monk in the head, leaving a sizeable lump. Sango, though, was knocking herself on the head with her fist gently.
"I can't believe I fell for that one again."
"I trust Miroku is feeling better." Inuyasha mused, judging the looks on the girls faces.
"Oh yes, alive and kicking."
Yusuke, too, sat up, cradling his head. "Ow. Does anyone have any Advil or anything?" Miroku sat up, grabbing his staff.
"Oh, yes, that reminds me." he looked at Inuyasha, getting to his feet and standing next to the boy.
"Why *bonk* did *bonk* it *bonk* take *bonk* so *bonk* FOR YOU TO KILL HER?! * bonk bonk bonk bonk BONK*"
"Ow!" Inuyasha yelled, clutching his head where the monk's staff had repeatedly, well, uh, bonked! "I don't know, maybe she just wanted to . ."
BONK!
"Kagome, what the hell was that for?!"
"There are children in the room!" she yelled as she pointed at Shippo, who looked confused.
"What are you guys talking about?"
"Heh heh heh. Nothing Shippo!" Botan said, running up and clapping her hands over the boy's ears hurriedly.
"Well, I say we go get ourselves somewhere nice to stay, maybe some people in the next village will know where this time person you keep talking about is." Miroku said, "That seems like the only productive thing we can do now."
Hey, I know it was a short chapter . . .don't hurt me!!Oh, and with Yusuke and the whole thinking random thoughts thing, I thought of that when my friend said "I don't have attention defaci-lets go ride bikes!" *Little light bulb goes on* See my idea? I'll try and make the next chapter longer. Gomen!
Oh, and thank you so much everyone who reviewed! You sent me to my happy place! ^-^ Keep it up!
You get to find out what happends to Miroku!
Aren't you so happy?
Well?
I can't hear you . . . .
What, you want me to stop talking so you can find out what happens to him?!
That's not very fun . . .
*Random object is thrown and hits Cheeto in the head* Ow! Well if your going to get pushy . . .
*Mob appears* Okay fine, next chapter!!!
*~Chapter Four~*
Blood sprayed everywhere, and a thud rang out.
Miroku opened his eyes to see a blonde head rolling across the floor, a mask of horror etched as her final features. Her headless corpse dropped onto him, blood gushing everywhere. Miroku would have screamed in revulsion if he had not been paralyzed, and was relived when Inuyasha pushed the carcass off of him.
"Miroku, are you alright?" the demon demanded, and seeing no visible injuries, even though his absolutely covered in blood, assumed his friend was fine. Botan and Kagome ran around the room, lighting various lanterns to light the room. Hiei, Sango, and Kurama all began to stir.
"Miroku, what's wrong?" Kagome demanded, concern and worry covering her features.
"Can't . . . .move . . ." he groaned, drawing the others over. He was surprised that he had managed those two words, though he knew he wouldn't be able to again for a while.
Kurama came over, helping Miroku sit up, then gently touched Miroku's back wound and sniffed the blood. "Wormroot. It's a relaxant, but overdoses can cause paralysis and inability to focus. I know a few herbs that can counteract the symptoms . ."
"Later. This is a leopard demon, the blood will draw others. We need to get moving." Inuyasha said as he picked up Miroku. Botan was gently shaking Kuwabara awake as Hiei and Sango drew their weapons, making sure nothing would catch them by surprise.
"Yusuke." Kurama said gently, shaking the boy. His eyes opened, then widened in surprise and darted around in shock.
"Yusuke's been poisoned as well." Kurama said as he gently picked up the boy and carried him piggy-back style.
"Come on Kuwabara, time to get up." Botan said, helping him up and slinging one of his arms over her shoulder as he leaned heavily on her. They all got out of the house, desperate to get away as fast as they could.
Yusuke's eyes drooped as he was carried across the plains and through sparse forest. His body felt numb, like some crazy dentist had pumped every muscle in his body full of novocaine. All of his muscles were slack, his mind drifting from topic to topic lazily.
*I wonder where Keiko is. She's pretty, nice thighs . .*
*I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts . .there they are a standing in a row . Dum dum dum*
*Wonder if mom is drunk again . .hey look, a duck!*
*Why is Kurama walking so fast? How come he's tall? Why can't I be tall? I'm like an oompa loompa, or a munchkin . . .*
*We represent the lolly-pop guild, the lolly-pop guild . .or is it kids? . . . . stupid movie*
***
They were in the middle of a field once again, most of them asleep. Kurama had found a few herbs and was now boiling them into a tea. The kettle whisled as he took it off the open fire and poured it into two cups, adding a few more plants to soak in. Now they had the daunting task to try and pry open Miroku and Yusuke's jaws to give it to them, but it wasn't as easy as it seems.
"He bit me!" Hiei yelped, jumping back and examining his fingers while he glared at Yusuke.
*Finger food. Heh heh heh.*
"Just give him the tea."
"He won't open his goddamn mouth!" Kagome took the tea from Hiei and knelt next to Yusuke, pinching his nose closed with two of her fingers.
*Can't . .breathe . . .*Yusuke gasped and she poured the bitter tea into his mouth, massaging his throat to force him to swallow. She smirked at Hiei, who returned a growl. Doing the same to Miroku, they all sat back and watched.
Miroku's eyes slid open, and he gasped. Botan and Sango leaned forward, concerned. "What's wrong?!" The two paused, then blushed deep red as they felt a gentle squeeze on each of their bottoms.
*Bam!* Botan's oar magically appeared and smacked the monk in the head, leaving a sizeable lump. Sango, though, was knocking herself on the head with her fist gently.
"I can't believe I fell for that one again."
"I trust Miroku is feeling better." Inuyasha mused, judging the looks on the girls faces.
"Oh yes, alive and kicking."
Yusuke, too, sat up, cradling his head. "Ow. Does anyone have any Advil or anything?" Miroku sat up, grabbing his staff.
"Oh, yes, that reminds me." he looked at Inuyasha, getting to his feet and standing next to the boy.
"Why *bonk* did *bonk* it *bonk* take *bonk* so *bonk* FOR YOU TO KILL HER?! * bonk bonk bonk bonk BONK*"
"Ow!" Inuyasha yelled, clutching his head where the monk's staff had repeatedly, well, uh, bonked! "I don't know, maybe she just wanted to . ."
BONK!
"Kagome, what the hell was that for?!"
"There are children in the room!" she yelled as she pointed at Shippo, who looked confused.
"What are you guys talking about?"
"Heh heh heh. Nothing Shippo!" Botan said, running up and clapping her hands over the boy's ears hurriedly.
"Well, I say we go get ourselves somewhere nice to stay, maybe some people in the next village will know where this time person you keep talking about is." Miroku said, "That seems like the only productive thing we can do now."
Hey, I know it was a short chapter . . .don't hurt me!!Oh, and with Yusuke and the whole thinking random thoughts thing, I thought of that when my friend said "I don't have attention defaci-lets go ride bikes!" *Little light bulb goes on* See my idea? I'll try and make the next chapter longer. Gomen!
Oh, and thank you so much everyone who reviewed! You sent me to my happy place! ^-^ Keep it up!