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(update: September - 2003; Completely revised thanks to a kind scolding. Thanks for that.)
~ Lightning & Thunder revealing the title behind a dark background ~
=BLAST THEM=
"Dioooooooonnnnneeee!" Diane really was beginning to get desperate, all the time the spaced-out Vegeta would blab about his victory's, while most of them were defeats, but Diane could not get one word in his story.
Dione looked up en saw Vegeta and Diane coming from outside. She could not believe what she saw. Vegeta was supported by her sister? That could not be right. Dione hurried to her two companions and took a good look at Vegeta. He looked at ease, too much at ease!
" Vegeta, what is wrong with you?" she demanded on a tone that was worried.
" Me? I'm fine. But let me tell you how I defeated Cell...now that was really neat....." Vegeta was far to busy to answer that wench who was responsible for getting him here.
" He had a joint given by the 'gang' outside." Was Diane's explanation. "He is just blabbing on and on over all his fights."
" We have to get him out of here, if the principle discovers him like this he will suspend us for sure!!!" Dione took another good look at her favorite character, who fell silent as he sniffed the air, FOOOD!!!!! THE COMPLETE CANTINE WAS FILLED WITH FOOD!!!!!!!! Vegeta saw sandwiches, soup, snickers, mars and everything else that was eatable. He walked up to a candy bar-machine and took a good look at that thing.
After a while he had made up his mind an wanted a mars, because the picture on that candy was so nice. He pushed the button and waited with enthusiasm. Nothing came. Was that thing defected? Again he pushed that blasted thing.....again nothing came. Vegeta's good mood went out of the window. He kicked the machine and suddenly a tap on his shoulder demanded his attention.
"Hey, bozo, hurry up. Recess is over in five minutes!" A young boy stood right behind him. On his face was a lot of acne and his hair was full of gel. On his shoulders he wore a ugly bag, filled with writings like 'I am a nut, written by the devil and much kisses from Dora'.
" Be my guest, worm, but that 'THING' is not working!" Vegeta took a step backwards and the boy inserted a few coins and pushed the soda-button. The machine began to rattle and suddenly a can of cola fell out. So that's the way to get something out of that blasted thing. He walked back to the two sisters, who were still talking about how to cover-up Vegeta's condition.
"Woman......I need coins!!!!!!!!" He stated to Dione. The two women stopped talking and looked at Vegeta. Dione grabbed her back-pack without even glancing at the impatient Saiyan and grabbed her wallet. "Here, now leave us alone." She ordered, patronizing the Saiyan, acting like a mother would with her child. Vegeta ignored this for once, she had given him the wallet after all. He walked back to the machine.
"Now, how did that Baka do it." He looked at the machine and found a text written above a slid 'please insert coins'. Well that was easy enough. He opened the wallet and glared at it's continue, small coins, bit larger coins, nickel coins, brown ones. This was getting him nowhere. Irritated he glared through the glass that deprived him from his beloved food. He could just break it but then those irritating blondes would hurry over. With a sigh he retrieved a big one, that should be enough right? He dropped it in the designated slid and pushed a button, the one with the beloved picture on it.
To his happiness the machine rumbled the same sounds as before and released the Mars, it fell down, until Vegeta couldn't see it anymore, where had that blasted thing gone this time!! A threatening rumble emerged for Vegeta's throat, this was really getting on his nerves! He only then noticed the black opening. Curious he got on his knees and took a peep inside. AH!!! There it had been hiding all along!!! Grinning victoriously he snitched the candy out of the machine, ripped the packaging and munched content on the chocolate.
A button flashed attracting his attention. He pushed it and out came smaller coins, he! So if you threw a big coin in this thing he gave you back some smaller ones AND the candy! Maybe this world wasn't that bad after all. As Vegeta was playing with the candy machine, getting loads out of it and eating it faster then it came out, Diane flashed a snug glance at her sister.
" Did you give him your wallet?" she asked glancing over Dione's shoulder at the very happy Saiyan.
" Yeah, why?"
" Did you have a lot in it?"
" Huh? Oh, I just got some from the bank yesterday, why do you ask?"
" Well V-chan is having a ball, and your broke, I think." With a shriek Dione whirled around to stare speechless at the machine, the Saiyan before it, and loads of empty paper wrappers around him. Angry Dione marched over, oblivious Vegeta continued with raiding the machine, now almost empty. " WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!" A voice boomed right behind him. Unfazed Vegeta slowly turned around with a grand smile.
" Eating candy Woman, are you blind or something?" And he continued munching on a kit-kat. Chocolate was smeared around his mouth and drooped a bit along his chin. If she hadn't been this mad with him she would have been rolling around the floor laughing hard. This was what Diane did however, luckily not that hard, just very loud chuckling.
The high Saiyan glared at the other blond then chuckled along. Hell he had no idea why, but it was a catchy tone. Dione however felt really laughed at, something that had happened too much today already. Pissed she snatched away her wallet and the half eaten kit-Kat. Pouting the prince glared at her. If she wanted some she could have taken some out the machine. No need of stealing it. But as the chuckling behind Dione intensified, so did Vegeta's grinning.
" ALLRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU!" at that time the bell rang making Vegeta flinch while continuing to grin. A virtual storm front was hovering above Dione as she marched away. Diane and Vegeta meekly followed.
" Touchy isn't she." Vegeta said smugly. Diane agreed grinning. " Yeah, she almost has the red flag out if you catch my drift." Stunned Vegeta glanced from a snickering Diane to a furious Dione. " Figures." He stated peeved. He hated women having their period, they were bitches from hell, every one of them. Weary he glanced at Diane who seemed to follow his thoughts.
" Don't worry I'm not due for...about...another day." His eyes spread open wide. OH NO!!! OH Kami WHY!!! While grumbling under his breath about the unfairness of life they entered a class room, but instead of the normal rows of tables this one had tables along the walls stuffed with computers. Vegeta moaned. Oh no, not those machines, Bulma had a fit every time he entered a room with one inside.
"Don't you dare touch that machine Vegeta, and don't look at it, in fact don't even go in there, just make yourself scarce!" she stated very time, he could be careful if he wanted but she wouldn't even hive him a chance! Had she forgotten that he had operated capsules for years in Freeza's army? And those things had been even more delicate then the stone aged things she worked with.
The three took three computers, and too late Vegeta discovered he was in the middle again. Didn't they trust him or something? Following the girls example he pushed a button, immediately the screen turned to life as the machine booted up.
His computer suddenly beeped as it showed a message.
-Windows has been terminated the wrong way, please push a button to activate Scandisk.- He complied and immediately the machine began to rattle and quickly different documents flashed on the screen. Wary he glanced at the computers next to him who had booted the normal way. In fact both were already busy! The prince glared accusing at the computer who finally finished it's diagnostics and activated a program called Windows. As a new screen appeared, a warning went off.
-Warning virus detected. Shut down the computer and notify the provider.- Vegeta snorted. He wasn't moving anywhere, he had waited long enough, besides what could happen, the machine would sneeze? Maybe it only needed a hanky! He snickered to himself, yeah right. Boldly he moved the mouse thing on top of the big x and bye-bye irritating screen. He sighed content, okay now what. He peeked at the computer next to him, like Diane, Dione was doing something similar but what? He poked with an elbow Dione who glared irritated at him.
" What are you doing woman." He snarled.
" I'm surfing Vegeta, just double click that icon and you can type in something your interested in and push search." Grudgingly he complied. To his joy the thing complied and soon a familiar screen appeared. He discovered the query thing and typed in 'martial arts'. And pushed start. Immediately a picture in the far right, began to move. It took ages before a screen piled with titles appeared. The teacher joined Vegeta and glanced interested over his shoulder.
" Your new here aren't you. Well before you can surf you have to pass a test of ability. And before Vegeta knew what he did the screen disappeared to be replaced with a dull blue screen with letters on it. "This is a typing program, pass this and you may surf on the internet, but no sooner." With a trembling lower lip Vegeta followed the disappearing teacher. This wasn't fair!!! He turned back to the offensive screen. Fine if that Baka wanted that he would, he could do ANYTHING. He began copying the supplied text, it was slow but he did it without errors. It was when he was done with the first row that another appeared, and with a message.
-Speed typing is not yet sufficient, please try again.- He growled angry, this was testing his patience again! But proud of his self control he just loaded a bit making his fingers fly over the keyboard. This was a test, a test of his superiority and he'd show them! Glancing smug at the good time he frowned when a higher level appeared. Oh well this was easy now, why hadn't he thought of this before. At every level he just loaded a bit more until he lost track and just turned supersonic confusing the poor computer. As he was done the computer managed to do it's best to fill in the rapid input. Irritated he glanced at the screen. What a snail machine! Finally only 30 minutes later he reached the highest level. And quickly finished that one too.
A smug smile appeared, there he had beaten this stupid program, he had never doubted himself of course, it was made by mere humans. Now where had he left off at that other program...Time flew as Vegeta sorted through many pages, not really containing what he was looking for, then finally he found it! His eyes scanned exited through the text, quickly he pushed the print button after peeking at Diane's who was printing an image of...well him! He shook his head and just continued scanning through the text some more. Suddenly the thing went haywire. Screens were put on top of each other in a blinding rate, and then...nothing. The screen went black as a pirate flag waved on the screen and laughter coming from his computers speakers. What the hell had happened!
The machines noise attracted the attention of the students who grouped around Vegeta to stare at the unfortunate computer. The bell rang, disappointed Vegeta stared at the machine. Stupid thing. With a sigh he got up as he heard some students behind him talk.
" That computer is definitely out of commission now, it will have to be reprogrammed from scratch, Dares, will have a fit when he hears of this." They walked out of the classroom as both Diane and Dione were waiting for him. Diane was holding his copies. Suddenly he turned back to the computer and glanced at it one more time, raised his right arm and ki-blasted it to bits. With a stone face he turned back and walked to the stunned girls.
" W...Why did you do that!" Diane exclaimed while pointing shaken at the still smoking machine. Vegeta threw her a man-I-knew-you-were-stupid-but- not-that-stupid- look. " I put the thing out of his misery, unlike our reputation we're not that cruel you know." I think Kakarot's rubbing off on me or something, Vegeta thought disdain.
(update: September - 2003; Completely revised thanks to a kind scolding. Thanks for that.)
~ Lightning & Thunder revealing the title behind a dark background ~
=BLAST THEM=
"Dioooooooonnnnneeee!" Diane really was beginning to get desperate, all the time the spaced-out Vegeta would blab about his victory's, while most of them were defeats, but Diane could not get one word in his story.
Dione looked up en saw Vegeta and Diane coming from outside. She could not believe what she saw. Vegeta was supported by her sister? That could not be right. Dione hurried to her two companions and took a good look at Vegeta. He looked at ease, too much at ease!
" Vegeta, what is wrong with you?" she demanded on a tone that was worried.
" Me? I'm fine. But let me tell you how I defeated Cell...now that was really neat....." Vegeta was far to busy to answer that wench who was responsible for getting him here.
" He had a joint given by the 'gang' outside." Was Diane's explanation. "He is just blabbing on and on over all his fights."
" We have to get him out of here, if the principle discovers him like this he will suspend us for sure!!!" Dione took another good look at her favorite character, who fell silent as he sniffed the air, FOOOD!!!!! THE COMPLETE CANTINE WAS FILLED WITH FOOD!!!!!!!! Vegeta saw sandwiches, soup, snickers, mars and everything else that was eatable. He walked up to a candy bar-machine and took a good look at that thing.
After a while he had made up his mind an wanted a mars, because the picture on that candy was so nice. He pushed the button and waited with enthusiasm. Nothing came. Was that thing defected? Again he pushed that blasted thing.....again nothing came. Vegeta's good mood went out of the window. He kicked the machine and suddenly a tap on his shoulder demanded his attention.
"Hey, bozo, hurry up. Recess is over in five minutes!" A young boy stood right behind him. On his face was a lot of acne and his hair was full of gel. On his shoulders he wore a ugly bag, filled with writings like 'I am a nut, written by the devil and much kisses from Dora'.
" Be my guest, worm, but that 'THING' is not working!" Vegeta took a step backwards and the boy inserted a few coins and pushed the soda-button. The machine began to rattle and suddenly a can of cola fell out. So that's the way to get something out of that blasted thing. He walked back to the two sisters, who were still talking about how to cover-up Vegeta's condition.
"Woman......I need coins!!!!!!!!" He stated to Dione. The two women stopped talking and looked at Vegeta. Dione grabbed her back-pack without even glancing at the impatient Saiyan and grabbed her wallet. "Here, now leave us alone." She ordered, patronizing the Saiyan, acting like a mother would with her child. Vegeta ignored this for once, she had given him the wallet after all. He walked back to the machine.
"Now, how did that Baka do it." He looked at the machine and found a text written above a slid 'please insert coins'. Well that was easy enough. He opened the wallet and glared at it's continue, small coins, bit larger coins, nickel coins, brown ones. This was getting him nowhere. Irritated he glared through the glass that deprived him from his beloved food. He could just break it but then those irritating blondes would hurry over. With a sigh he retrieved a big one, that should be enough right? He dropped it in the designated slid and pushed a button, the one with the beloved picture on it.
To his happiness the machine rumbled the same sounds as before and released the Mars, it fell down, until Vegeta couldn't see it anymore, where had that blasted thing gone this time!! A threatening rumble emerged for Vegeta's throat, this was really getting on his nerves! He only then noticed the black opening. Curious he got on his knees and took a peep inside. AH!!! There it had been hiding all along!!! Grinning victoriously he snitched the candy out of the machine, ripped the packaging and munched content on the chocolate.
A button flashed attracting his attention. He pushed it and out came smaller coins, he! So if you threw a big coin in this thing he gave you back some smaller ones AND the candy! Maybe this world wasn't that bad after all. As Vegeta was playing with the candy machine, getting loads out of it and eating it faster then it came out, Diane flashed a snug glance at her sister.
" Did you give him your wallet?" she asked glancing over Dione's shoulder at the very happy Saiyan.
" Yeah, why?"
" Did you have a lot in it?"
" Huh? Oh, I just got some from the bank yesterday, why do you ask?"
" Well V-chan is having a ball, and your broke, I think." With a shriek Dione whirled around to stare speechless at the machine, the Saiyan before it, and loads of empty paper wrappers around him. Angry Dione marched over, oblivious Vegeta continued with raiding the machine, now almost empty. " WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!" A voice boomed right behind him. Unfazed Vegeta slowly turned around with a grand smile.
" Eating candy Woman, are you blind or something?" And he continued munching on a kit-kat. Chocolate was smeared around his mouth and drooped a bit along his chin. If she hadn't been this mad with him she would have been rolling around the floor laughing hard. This was what Diane did however, luckily not that hard, just very loud chuckling.
The high Saiyan glared at the other blond then chuckled along. Hell he had no idea why, but it was a catchy tone. Dione however felt really laughed at, something that had happened too much today already. Pissed she snatched away her wallet and the half eaten kit-Kat. Pouting the prince glared at her. If she wanted some she could have taken some out the machine. No need of stealing it. But as the chuckling behind Dione intensified, so did Vegeta's grinning.
" ALLRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU!" at that time the bell rang making Vegeta flinch while continuing to grin. A virtual storm front was hovering above Dione as she marched away. Diane and Vegeta meekly followed.
" Touchy isn't she." Vegeta said smugly. Diane agreed grinning. " Yeah, she almost has the red flag out if you catch my drift." Stunned Vegeta glanced from a snickering Diane to a furious Dione. " Figures." He stated peeved. He hated women having their period, they were bitches from hell, every one of them. Weary he glanced at Diane who seemed to follow his thoughts.
" Don't worry I'm not due for...about...another day." His eyes spread open wide. OH NO!!! OH Kami WHY!!! While grumbling under his breath about the unfairness of life they entered a class room, but instead of the normal rows of tables this one had tables along the walls stuffed with computers. Vegeta moaned. Oh no, not those machines, Bulma had a fit every time he entered a room with one inside.
"Don't you dare touch that machine Vegeta, and don't look at it, in fact don't even go in there, just make yourself scarce!" she stated very time, he could be careful if he wanted but she wouldn't even hive him a chance! Had she forgotten that he had operated capsules for years in Freeza's army? And those things had been even more delicate then the stone aged things she worked with.
The three took three computers, and too late Vegeta discovered he was in the middle again. Didn't they trust him or something? Following the girls example he pushed a button, immediately the screen turned to life as the machine booted up.
His computer suddenly beeped as it showed a message.
-Windows has been terminated the wrong way, please push a button to activate Scandisk.- He complied and immediately the machine began to rattle and quickly different documents flashed on the screen. Wary he glanced at the computers next to him who had booted the normal way. In fact both were already busy! The prince glared accusing at the computer who finally finished it's diagnostics and activated a program called Windows. As a new screen appeared, a warning went off.
-Warning virus detected. Shut down the computer and notify the provider.- Vegeta snorted. He wasn't moving anywhere, he had waited long enough, besides what could happen, the machine would sneeze? Maybe it only needed a hanky! He snickered to himself, yeah right. Boldly he moved the mouse thing on top of the big x and bye-bye irritating screen. He sighed content, okay now what. He peeked at the computer next to him, like Diane, Dione was doing something similar but what? He poked with an elbow Dione who glared irritated at him.
" What are you doing woman." He snarled.
" I'm surfing Vegeta, just double click that icon and you can type in something your interested in and push search." Grudgingly he complied. To his joy the thing complied and soon a familiar screen appeared. He discovered the query thing and typed in 'martial arts'. And pushed start. Immediately a picture in the far right, began to move. It took ages before a screen piled with titles appeared. The teacher joined Vegeta and glanced interested over his shoulder.
" Your new here aren't you. Well before you can surf you have to pass a test of ability. And before Vegeta knew what he did the screen disappeared to be replaced with a dull blue screen with letters on it. "This is a typing program, pass this and you may surf on the internet, but no sooner." With a trembling lower lip Vegeta followed the disappearing teacher. This wasn't fair!!! He turned back to the offensive screen. Fine if that Baka wanted that he would, he could do ANYTHING. He began copying the supplied text, it was slow but he did it without errors. It was when he was done with the first row that another appeared, and with a message.
-Speed typing is not yet sufficient, please try again.- He growled angry, this was testing his patience again! But proud of his self control he just loaded a bit making his fingers fly over the keyboard. This was a test, a test of his superiority and he'd show them! Glancing smug at the good time he frowned when a higher level appeared. Oh well this was easy now, why hadn't he thought of this before. At every level he just loaded a bit more until he lost track and just turned supersonic confusing the poor computer. As he was done the computer managed to do it's best to fill in the rapid input. Irritated he glanced at the screen. What a snail machine! Finally only 30 minutes later he reached the highest level. And quickly finished that one too.
A smug smile appeared, there he had beaten this stupid program, he had never doubted himself of course, it was made by mere humans. Now where had he left off at that other program...Time flew as Vegeta sorted through many pages, not really containing what he was looking for, then finally he found it! His eyes scanned exited through the text, quickly he pushed the print button after peeking at Diane's who was printing an image of...well him! He shook his head and just continued scanning through the text some more. Suddenly the thing went haywire. Screens were put on top of each other in a blinding rate, and then...nothing. The screen went black as a pirate flag waved on the screen and laughter coming from his computers speakers. What the hell had happened!
The machines noise attracted the attention of the students who grouped around Vegeta to stare at the unfortunate computer. The bell rang, disappointed Vegeta stared at the machine. Stupid thing. With a sigh he got up as he heard some students behind him talk.
" That computer is definitely out of commission now, it will have to be reprogrammed from scratch, Dares, will have a fit when he hears of this." They walked out of the classroom as both Diane and Dione were waiting for him. Diane was holding his copies. Suddenly he turned back to the computer and glanced at it one more time, raised his right arm and ki-blasted it to bits. With a stone face he turned back and walked to the stunned girls.
" W...Why did you do that!" Diane exclaimed while pointing shaken at the still smoking machine. Vegeta threw her a man-I-knew-you-were-stupid-but- not-that-stupid- look. " I put the thing out of his misery, unlike our reputation we're not that cruel you know." I think Kakarot's rubbing off on me or something, Vegeta thought disdain.