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(update: September - 2003; Completely revised thanks to a kind scolding. Thanks for that.)

~ Lightning & Thunder revealing the title behind a dark background ~

=BLAST THEM=

Some commotion from the hall attracted every ones attention as the nurse finished cleaning and bandaging the arm of Diane. Curious they all rushed out to see what was going on. There the gang was. Vegeta smirked, maybe they had some more of that good stuff. He casually walked over and glanced as they were spraying the walls with paint, making the weirdest forms and shapes. He couldn't understand what it could represent so he decided it was a human thing. Suddenly an arm wrapped around him, AGAIN. He glared at the very happy Diane.

" It is I Leaclairc." Vegeta frowned, something was up, granted she was a big nuisance ever since she laid eyes on him, but she felt...weird.

" Did you miss me?" She piped high pitched all the while hanging more and more on him.

" Err, woman are you alright?" he asked weary, he wasn't concerned for her, hell no, he was however concerned for HIM! She waved a small box with painkillers, while grinning like a mad man, well woman.

" YEAH I got a 'lill present from the nursy! And she told me only to take one, buuut she wasn't looking sooo I kinda took five! And now I'm floating! So cool want to have some too?"

" NO, I don't want dangerous humanoid medicines!"

" Aww? Come on V-chan? It's not THAT bad, come-on try!" suddenly the lights went out as he caught the limp Diane. Now what. Aggravated he searched for Dione but she seemed to have split. Coward. He heaved the, for his standard feather light girl in his arms glancing around for a place to drop her and get the hell out. He walked up some stairs and discovered a deserted classroom. Perfect. He walked to the teachers table and draped the girl on it. Just as he was going to lower her upper body Diane woke and glanced groggy then adoring in his face that was WAY close to hers. In a flash he suddenly was being KISSED!

She seemed to enjoy it immense but he was frozen for a moment. This blasted female! Didn't she know when to quit?! A tingling sensation spread, wait a sec what was going on? Before he knew it he was kissing back. This wasn't that bad, Bulma kissed different, Diane was between dominant and passionate, well a bit more on the passionate side, while Bulma was plain dominant, while he, the Saiyan prince was that too, it was that fact which made them quarrel all the time. Just who was the boss in the briefs house, right? He never finished the thought as the feeling he controlled this woman, flooded his mind. He put some more effort in his kiss and received a satisfying moan. This was easy! He scowled, suddenly his counterpart was seeking some air, he forgot. Humans didn't have the same lung capacity

Gasping for air Diane pushed against Vegeta who's arms had snaked around her during THE kiss, and wow what a kiss. Reluctant Vegeta let go and took a step back, a funny smile played around Diane's mouth as she licked her lips.

" Well..." She finally managed. "That was interesting. Care to do some more?" Vegeta snickered. He was game. And soon they were back to the former position as the door was opened. Dione stared blankly at the couple, what the hell! Leave them alone for a couple of minutes and there they go! Wait a sec, this was no fair, she had went through sleepless night's to get his sorry ass here and now her sister was getting away with the prize!

" KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW." She boomed, in the room it echoed as frustratingly slow they broke apart. Vegeta glared irritated at the intrusion, while holding a dreamy Diane. As Diane smiled like she was in heaven, Dione grumbled under her breath. Not fair, NOT FAIR! Vegeta picked up the soft words and scowled dark. Oh two for the price of one, how interesting. He lowered a still dreaming Diane on the table and blurred out of sight. With a bang the door was being closed behind Dione as she jumped up startled. She whirled around to face the smirking Saiyan leaning casually against it.

" So...you want some too eh?" he grumbled deep throated. Weary she took some steps back, he was dangerous! She remembered to late, mentally kicking her butt for it.

" Err well...you see...it's like this...I " she never finished the sentence as Vegeta homed in on her and was kissing her. She managed to fight it for only a second or so before she turned in pudding. This was...wow! Totally spaced out he had put the girls next to each other. How boring. But a good ego boost though, he snickered, yeah like he needed one. Diane finally exited the space and returned back to the ground. The first sight she saw was a proud Vegeta, then noticed the madly smiling sister next to her. She chuckled, yep V-chan had his ways with girls.

She scrambled up and landed flat on her face on the ground. The trouble with being spaced out was that your feet didn't want to co-operate, or maybe it was the painkillers. In any case, she found this hilariously funning and began to role around the ground laughing . Scowling the prince glared at her, this tickled her funny bone even more and giggling she tried to wipe her face that had become wet due to her tears.

" Oh man V-chan..." she barely managed but never finished as she suddenly jumped up and rushed to her bag, ripped out a small black book, and a pen, through some pages and scribbled something quickly down while throwing suspicious glances at Vegeta, at least suspicious from his side of things. Determent to find out just WHAT she was writing down he blurred out of sight to reappear behind her and glanced over her shoulder, though she was writing like crazy it was gibberish for him, what the hell! This fact frustrated him, they talked a language he understood, he had read some things here so what was the deal!

" What are you writing down Woman!" he bellowed in Diane's ear who totally ignored him while snickering.

" Can't you read it then V-chan? I can." Tauntingly she glanced behind her at the steaming Saiyan. "Guess not." She added and daftly closed the book with a bang. Vegeta snatched it from her hands and scanned through the book, every thing was in the same gibberish. It was a language alright, some signs were repeated, but what did it mean, dang and he was out of luck, no scouter on him. He turned it upside down, but still it didn't help allot. Meanwhile Diane was very humored by the frustrated prince, until he readied a ki blast that is. She jumped up and saved the unfortunate book in the nick of time. Cradling it like a mother hen she threw a dark glare at Vegeta.

" No need to blast this book, it didn't attack you or anything! Hey you didn't even blast me yet but your about to blast my little HARMLESS black book!" Vegeta shrugged. She glanced curious at him.

" You really want to know what I wrote down?" she asked bemused. He shrugged trying to hide his curiosity, but Diane adoring the character on the show, saw right through his pose. She waved him over, after a moment of hesitation he did, and glanced at her waiting. Dione stirred and jumped up glaring at Vegeta who was standing near Diane, AGAIN. She ran over and pounded at his chest in frustration.

" How dare you kiss me like that!!" He lazily caught her wrists and chuckled at her.

" Woman are you done?"

" No, all this time I would gloat at your posters, dream of you at night, fantasize about how good you were in bed and now you kiss me like heaven???????? So, now I am done!!! O wait,, and most of all I love you and I hate you for it!" Dione frowned as she realized just WHAT she had said and blushed a deep shade of red. Speechless the prince glared at her. HUH? This was unexpected. He let go of her and whirled around, he had some thinking to do. Two teens having the hots for him, this could be a very interesting experience.

The door opened as the principal glanced inside spotted the pupils and straightened himself before marching inside.

" You three, you know not to hang in an empty class room, get out." As the three didn't even turn around he lost his temper, that had been tested all this day, it was even Friday so he had survived almost another hells week, and now this hormone stuffed brats were ignoring HIM. He took a tight hold on the twin's arms and dragged them behind him as Vegeta was still deep in thoughts on how to handle this situation.

" HEY LET GO!!!" Dione screamed high pitched, while struggling.

" YOU BAKA LET GO OR DIE!" Screamed Diane furious while kicking and scratching the man who continued dragging them behind him. Finally Vegeta had made up his mind then noticed the deserted room. Damn where had they gone too? Irritated he homed in on they ki's and strolled in the general direction.

The girls were still being dragged behind the principal down several stairs, Diane blinded by fury tugged harder and harder, managed to get free, lost balance and tumbled down. Unconscious she remained at the bottom of the stairs, Frozen Dione stared at the limp body of her sister and screamed so hard it would raise the dead. The attention was drawn of every one in the hall

" WAAHHH THE PRINCIPAL PUSHED DIANE FROM THE STAIRS!!!!" She screamed, the startled man let go of her, and she rushed down, almost toppling over herself and skidded to a halt next to Diane. She dropped on her knees and gently placed Diane's head on her lap while staring with anguish from the gathered group of students, more then 75 of them, to the principal still rooted on the top of the staircase. Finally Vegeta trotted down and glanced at the building tension, Dione with an unconscious Diane at the bottom, a very pissed crowd and a guy frozen. He passed the frozen man and soon stared at the twins.

" Who pushed Diane?" he demanded. He had kissed the twins so in a way they were his, no one touched them without his consent, he was the Saiyan prince no less! His rage was building as Dione didn't react right away, was she in shock or something, this pissed him off even more. It was only HIS right to mentally disturb these two! Finally Dione glanced up as Diane moaned rubbing her head.

" Who got the number of that truck..." she muttered strained, opened her eyes slightly and noticed Vegeta towering above. What, did she miss anything?

" Who pushed you." The prince boomed, she flinched a bit as his voice cut through her skull. She pointed at the man still standing on the stairs. With an animal growl he whirled around to face this...this IDIOT with a DEATH WISH! He blurred out of sight, a nanosecond later the principal rushed by, plummeting into some guys. A chorus of curses was the result as a fight broke lose. The principal being in the middle of it, students around him charged each other and he weary avoided some nasty right hooks. Suddenly one came right at him smacking him into a wall, a scowling Vegeta glared right in his face.

" Don't ever touch those girls again! Don't even LOOK at them, their mine, and mine alone to terrorize!" he hissed. The principal nodded with fear for his life, Vegeta noticed and laughed hard. Lifted him up again and tossed him back into the fighting crowd. There. Done. No need to even waste his energy to that loser. The brats would do that for him. He chuckled as a dozen jumped him and rammed him to the ground. He had enough of this place. So he walked over to the twins.

" Cool! Riot!!!" The head of 'The gang' exclaimed gleefully as he and his gang joined in. Vegeta tossed a still groggy Diane over his left shoulder, placing his arm around her butt. She was dangling limp as he gathered Dione under his right arm and burst through the window in flight. The students never noticed the rain of glass falling around them as a siren was heard in the back.

Dione got out of the daze and glanced at the rapid ground they were covering from about 30 meters up. In terror she gripped the strong arm of Vegeta who chuckled. Diane blinked as she stared at the view, not only was the ground moving below, there was an grand view of Vegeta's back and...BUTT! She flashed a thankful glare to the sky as she rubbed her hands together. Oh goody. This was worth the fall, definitely! Grinning without making a sound she strategic her hands and in a flash squished his butt happily. Oh how strong his butt felt under her hands, perfect! She screamed as she was tossed from his shoulder and plummeted down at high speeds.

" V-CHAN!!!!!!" she wailed in protest at the rapidly closing in of the ground. Just five centimeter's above the ground something snatched her ankle, beaming she glanced up at the really pissed prince.

" HI!" she managed. The Saiyan grumbled as he tossed her up, Diane chuckled mid flight and soon found her daftly tugged under Vegeta's left arm in the same fashion as Dione who glared jealously at her. Without a word Vegeta continued the flight, he knew nothing he would say could scare her off any way so why bother. He then noticed her big eyes at his pants, she was at the right height and angle...he moaned, why him. He shook her rapidly as she reached out. JUST IN TIME.

" DON'T EVEN TRY IT WOMAN!" He boomed aggravated. As Diane tried to hold her head from spinning. She definitely hadn't recovered from the head banging on the stairs. Meekly she remained quiet and behaved. At least he wasn't shaking her so much now. Dione glanced at the painful expression of her sister and frowned.

" You okay, you made quite a fall earlier." An incoherent grumble was her answer. From above Vegeta glared at the two, Diane did look a bit pale...

" I'll be fine." Diane managed after the glare of the couple. "Just a concussion, and some bruises I think. V-chan? Could you please move your hand a bit to the left, your now pushing an a painful spot." He pushed a bit harder and felt her cringe, he after that proof, did move his hand and stared stoic up-ahead. After awhile of silence Dione spoke up.

" Vegeta our house is to the west about 8 kilometers." He didn't reply but changed course.

As he landed on the balcony of Diane he gently dropped Dione onto the ground then glanced at the unnaturally quiet girl still in his arms. He lifted her up and eyed her serene face. Figured, knock out. Dione had opened the French doors and motioned for him to follow, he did and draped Diane on the double sized bed, he sat down and checked her professionally. The ability to check on a soldiers injuries had come naturally for the prince. Humans were allot more frail but he figured that with some rest she would soon recover. Dione glanced at the proceedings from the other side, and stared at Vegeta wanting a word of reassurance.

" She'll be fine." He finally stated gruff and turned his back to them both. Dione heard a low grumble and eyed Vegeta stunned. He flinched as he could feel her eyes like daggers at his back. How humiliating. But with the twins here he would be able to find this dump soon enough by homing in on their ki. So he blasted out of the room leaving a shocked Dione behind. Where on earth was he going!!! Anyway, thank god her parent's worked until six. She glanced at the clock, still 3.5 hours away.

Vegeta was hungry, and this was really bad, not so much for him as it was for his surroundings. He scowled as he picked up a tempting smell. He raced down and landed in a field with grazing cows. He frowned, was he hungry enough to ki-toast these walking meat heaps? His stomach growled affirmative and he grinned. Alright then, who would be first. He thought scanning the available animals. He picked out the fattest and walked over preparing a ki-attack. The cow eyed him with rolling eyes as she bolted away in fear. The laughter of the hunter following close behind.

" Go on you idiot, try and flee!" The cow glanced around as she stopped facing the fence. Vegeta landed graceful and folded his arms. He had missed the hunting.

Boldly the cow showed her horns, Vegeta chuckled as she charged him. As she was almost on top of him he simply hovered up in time, and saw her running under him. This continued for a few minutes until the cow was breathing hard, and knew there was no way out. Helplessly she noticed a bolt of light racing towards her and then darkness.