While Vegeta was gone Dione had put a cold wet cloth on Diane's forehead and had changed herself in a dress. She also was eating some bread, waiting until either Diane woke or Vegeta returned. The latter was the case after 10 minutes. Vegeta landed with a thud on the floor and strolled over to the bed wanting to sit down. With wide horror filled eyes, Dione stared at him.
"Oh no you don't! You STINK, get your butt in the shower first!" He howled angry, these were the same words Bulma had stated when he had returned to that spinning mud-ball they called their home planet! WOMEN! Sulking he marched into the room and slammed it shut. From the room he heard Dione.
"I'll raid my dad's closet again. Be right back."
"Just make bloody sure you won't bring a pink shirt along!" he shouted back. A laughter was the only answer. "She better not bring one." He muttered as the shower started to steam.
After awhile Dione weary peeked inside the bathroom. Good he was still under the shower. She slithered in and daftly dropped the bundle of clothes and raced out again, wait till he saw the shirt she found.
" WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!" Came a scream as Dione hid behind the bed. The door was slammed open and Vegeta eyed the room, he felt Dione was here.
" Come out of hiding you imp! I can't ware THIS!" he hissed, holding up a T-shirt with the image of Gokou smiling his goofy smile, with the text Gokou's the best. Dione crawled under the bed and eyed as his bare feet strolled to her former hiding spot. Oh shit! Pissed Saiyan alert! Maybe this joke hadn't been a good idea.
" WOMAN!" he bellowed angry. Suddenly he pinpointed her position and smiled smug. He took one step so that he now was standing in the middle of the double bed and too a tight grip on it. He casually lifted it up high until he caught the startled eyes of Dione, who weakly waved.
"HI." She managed. He grumbled and blurred out of sight. As the bed was falling Dione was snatched underneath of it and dumped in a corner. He then managed to catch the bed, with Diane still on it and gently put it back down. "Neat trick." Dione admitted as Vegeta turned back to her after making sure Diane was alright. She however was still out. He walked over to Dione and grabbed her dress, without any effort he pulled her off the ground until she was dangling helplessly.
"Now then where were we?" Vegeta stated dangerously.
"No where." Dione piped afraid. Vegeta grinned.
" I remember now." He pulled her closer and caught her between the wall and his body, squishing her slightly. He was enjoying the rapid breathing of the girl as he lowered in for a kiss. Dione could do nothing as she melted in his arms. The kiss lasted and lasted until she was suffocating, Vegeta grinned mean. Just a few more moments.
Finally she stopped struggling and hang against him limply. He finally let go and caught her before she fell o the floor and put her once again next to her sister. He walked over to the chair and took his black sleep-shirt and put that on. The T-shirt of Gokou received a ki-blast and was turned to ashes. Satisfied for the moment he sat down in the chair and stared at the twins.
Memorizing every single bit, it was a habit for him to remember every thing about people that interested him, either enemies or other. In the enemy case, it was self preservation in the other, fascination. He finally got up after some time and scanned the room again. He out of curiosity walked over to the nightstand and peeked inside the cabinet. In there was a book, a diary and another book. Not really interested in the mindless gibberish of a woman, and took the dark book instead.
He opened in and gazed at the baby pictures of the twins. How cute. He thought irritated. Humans had weird customs, who wanted a picture of babies, they were more useful for evaluating enemies. Besides babies were totally useless. They had NO fighting power or ability and were just plain a nuisance! He never would have a kid, no way! He liked sex but not the consequences. So it was up to the women to protect themselves, either while mating, or face early demise. He had done so before.
He sighed, this was boring, granted they were irritating but this was REALLY boring. He started to poke Diane, but she didn't move a bit. Damn. So he walked around the bed and poked Dione. BINGO! She stirred and swatted at his hand. Now this was amusing! He poked some more, and more painfully until she opened her eyes and glared peeved at him.
"Quit doing that." She muttered rubbing her soar crushed lips. "Vegeta? What's it like being a Saiyan?" she suddenly asked, he retreated from another poking session and glanced blankly at her.
"What do you mean?!" he asked suspicious, as Dione started blankly at the ceiling.
"Like I said, what's it like...being...you? I had wanted to ask Go...err Kakarot but he's too dumb." And actually not present…She mused in her mind.
"Got that right." He snickered then eyed her again. "Let's see, well you have to like fighting..." he chuckled. "Like your idiotic sister there. And you have to have Saiyan blood, but the most basic thing that makes a Saiyan is his pride. The knowledge of his past, his planet and people. And again the pride you feel for them. That is why in name Kakarot is Saiyan, because of his blood. But his soul, it never will be Saiyan. It's human."
"It's so sad that your the last one then. All that you know, what your people knew, will be gone when you die." Diane mused sadly.
"Ha, I won't die soon woman." He snorted peeved but couldn't help thinking about it. Maybe she was right. SHE WAS RIGHT! He frowned, maybe that idea of blasting pregnant females hadn't been that smart. There had been at least a dozen, the pest of Saiyan DNA was that it was quit persistent, adaptable and strong.
He glanced in a funny way at Dione who was still deep in thought. A wicked smile broke through. This was perfect, one woman calm and a thinker, the other…well…aggressive. He had all he needed right here! He closed in on Dione and pulled her up. Stunned she glanced in his smoldering eyes, what was he up too this time, she had a feeling she wasn't going to like it!
"You made a point woman." He took her hand and tugged her to Dione's room. Clueless she followed as they came to the room he pushed her inside and closed the door behind him. Like a trapped mouse Dione glanced at him. He chuckled.
"You made a point." He repeated. "I need to leave a legacy of my own and you two are going to help me with that." Dione's mouth hit the ground as she stared at him. She and her big, BIG mouth, Diane was right, too much thinking was bad, really BAD. Before she knew what was happening Vegeta pushed her on the bed and started kissing her.
Vegeta left the room after quite some time, leaving behind an exhausted Dione. And gleefully trotted over to the room next door. That of Diane's with only a sheet around his hips, while whistling 'Always look on the bright side of life' made by the Monty Python gang.
Vegeta opened the door finding Diane laying, still in the same way he had put her down 1.5 hours ago. Curious he walked inside closing the door behind him, he neared the bed and glanced down. Gently he sat down, still she hadn't woken up.
He lowered to her lips gently touching them under him he felt her respond ever so slightly. This was fun. Diane opened her eyes and stared in Vegeta's what was going on? Where on earth were his clothes!!! Her eyes widened as he pulled back, snuggled close to her on the bed warring only a sheet.
"Err V-chan? What's going on?" Kay she loved to flirt and tease but this was going way beyond that! And where was Dione!
"Nothing much, your sister pointed something crucial to me. A fact I had never given much thought before." He stated while giving her the eye. Oh dear, no good!
"And what might that be?" She asked weary, pulling back slowly.
"That I am the last true Saiyan left, Kakarot is a weak example." She frowned, Dione, had done too much thinking AGAIN and now she was in BIG trouble!!!
"Well, you see, I uh, was only playing you know." She laughed a bit nervously. Vegeta chuckled along. Dione had been inexperienced too. She jumped up and made a mad dash for the door only to put on the breaks when Vegeta blurred insight. Angry she stared at him.
"You can't make me!! Your Saiyan pride forbids rape!" She stated smugly. Vegeta grinned.
"Your correct, but I kissed you before and I have a feeling you won't hate it that much, now will you." She could strangle him for this....damn he was right, so what. She just had to make sure he didn't get those blasted lips glued to hers. Yeah right.
She sunk in a defensive stance and glared at him, what would he do. Vegeta found this extremely funny, Like he already knew this one was the aggressive one. And my, my did she put up a fight. In the classroom she had been more then willing to co-operate. Lazily he took a step towards her, she didn't move, another made her flinch a bit. A third, and her whole body tensed up and was rigid awaiting his next move. He took one last step and blocked the fist aiming for his nose. Gently he held it smiling smug.
"Let GO!" Diane demanded while pulling. She put a foot against his stomach to pull harder, while Vegeta chuckled. This was silly. She groaned in her effort, until he let go of her that is. With a loud painful thud she landed on her butt.
"Ouch. That really smarts." She muttered peeved while rubbing her butt, then noticed two feet before her. Oh-oh. An idea warped into her head, perfect. She embraced his feet, stunned the prince flailed with his arms, this was totally unexpected. Just to give her a break he let himself fall. This game was warring on him. With a cry of victory Diane raced out of the room, flew down the stairs and was almost at the back door when Vegeta blurred in her path. KUSO!
Again she stopped only a meter between them and whirled around to bolt the other way. Threw the doors behind her shut and raced back up the stairs, into her room and slammed the bathroom door shut. Then locked it and curled up in the bathtub, hiding under a big towel. She just tore off the railing off the wall by closing the curtain. There now what would he do at this, she through proud of her self. Vegeta casually knocked on the door.
"Oh Diane????" Diane cursed under her breath. "Are you hiding in there?"
"NOOO! I'm under the bed!!! Baka." Vegeta chuckled, she had humor.
"I checked, your not there."
"I am NOW. Did you check the closet!" A smirk was pasted on his face. He loudly strolled to the closet, opened the door, yanked all clothes out and slammed the door shut. He homed in on a black little nothing…really. Bemused he picked it up and tried to imagine her in it. Hell they were twins so she didn't have anything he hadn't seen before. Still carrying the little nothing lingerie he walked back to the bathroom door and rammed on it.
"NO your not there either. But I did find a very interesting piece of clothing, Wish to see?" Diane flinched, he couldn't mean THE thing? She had buried under heaps of other things.
"Is it black?" She asked weary, hopeful it was something else.
"Yes." He purred. He grinned as he heard a head being banged against the tub. "Don't hurt yourself now."
"SHUDDUP! I don't need this." She grumbled. This was NOT her day. Falling off a staircase wasn't allot of fun, then being shaken because she was curious about something, and now this!
"I will be kind, if you come out." Vegeta stated.
"NO WAY!"
"What are you afraid of? You touched my butt before!"
"Err yeah well, it's some other parts that bother me." She muttered under her breath In the other room Dione was woken by the sound or a ringing phone. In Diane's it rang too.
"Hey your phone is ringing, don't you have to answer it?" Vegeta offered.
"NO!!! If it's important they'll call back. Maybe when Dione gets out of that coma you put her in, she'll answer." Was the peeved answer.
"You can't stay in there forever."
"Wanne bet! I have every thing I need, Water and the bathroom. Humans can go without food for 7 days. Unlike a Saiyan dude I know, so HAHAHA." The ringing stopped when Dione answered the phone groggy.
"Yeah-what-do-you-want?"
"Hi honey! It's mom, I just called that dad and I come home late tonight, It's our anniversary remember?"
"Huh, err kay, see yah."
"Bye dear, and remember to tell your sister, she doesn't have to worry. Bye, oh wait, are you all right? You sound tired."
"I am, I'm exhausted, we had...gym."
"Well go to bed too late then, bye."
"Bye."
Groggy she worked herself up, draped the blanket around her Greek style and trotted to Diane's room. Confused she stared at the heap of clothes that greeted her. She then zoomed behind Vegeta hugging him tightly from behind.
"Wacha-doing Hun!" she asked gleefully. Grinning Vegeta unwrapped her arms from his neck and pulled her close.
"I'm trying to coach your sister from the bathroom."
"Huh? Diane your in there?"
"YEAH glad you made it back to the land of the living." Was the hateful answer.
"Oh I have a message from mom, Not to forget their anniversary, they'll be back pretty late." Vegeta scowled pleased, that was good news. From the bathroom came a deep low moan.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"YESSSSSS Isn't it perfect, us and Vegeta!!! ALL ALONE!!!" Bored Dione started fooling around with Vegeta's hair, as he was thinking on a scheme to get her out of the blasted room without breaking anything.
"WOMAN, knock it off, help me to get your sister out. Say something."
"Like what, last time she stayed there for hours. And her top was two days, she really was pissed then." Diane laughed hard.
"TOLD YOU, YOU BAKA!!" she snickered a bit as in a reaction Vegeta banged harder on the door.
"GET OUT ALREADY!!!" he bellowed. He was greeted by more sneering laughter.
"No way! I'm comfy right here!" Dione bored by this slid her arms around him again while traveling more south. Vegeta grinned, alright Diane would have to wait. He picked up Dione and strolled back to her room. AT least she was more then willing.
Diane listened carefully for awhile, nothing. Good! She snuck to the door, unlocked it as softly as she could and peeked inside the room, deserted. Scowling she went to her closet, retrieved her rope and hastened to her balcony, bound it secure and crawled down, soon she was standing on solid ground staring up at the balcony, there! Home free!! She sprinted away and never glanced back at the house. She ran through the village to the woods nearby, let him find her now!
Vegeta after 10 minutes rose from the bed and trotted to the next room, to his amazement the bathroom was open wide, as were the French doors. DARN she had escaped! He threw an angry glare at Dione's direction then shrugged. He closed his eyes in concentration and found her running a few kilometers away. He pulled on some jeans and raced in super Saiyan stage after her. This had been long enough already.
Diane was panting, her T-shirt had been shredded by the sharp thorns of branches so she had tossed the peace of junk away, Only warring now a top, a blood red one above her black jeans. But her bare skin had been scratched big time and it aggravated her. She had always been a tom-boy but this was ridiculous. Fleeing from a Character that didn't even belong here! Oh Dione and she were going to have a very spicy chit-chat about this one! She fell flat on her face again and sulked a bit before getting up. Meanwhile Vegeta was already hovering above the trees trying to get a fix on her. He soon did and watched from above, as she rolled down a hill. He snickered as he dove down and caught a struggling, screaming woman.
"PUT ME DOWN!!!!" She glanced below her and frowned. They were soon back again in her room with Vegeta holding her in a firm grip while she tried to worm out of it. Dione walked inside and glanced adoring at Vegeta. Diane feeling his vice grip weaken, planted her elbow in his stomach and bolted inside the bathroom, locking it again. Also she laughed wickedly.
"WOMAN LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!" Dione grinned naughty as she showed a screwdriver. He glanced confused as she hushed him and whispered in his ear. He smiled as he took the tool and walked to the door and began prying it from it's lock.
"You won't get me out now V-chan, I'm not a Baka you know." Diane stated smugly.
"I know that woman." Vegeta replied while continuing to work. Stunned Diane stared at the door. She was right? What was he up too? Weary she retreated to the tub again, silently pulling the curtains closed, this was going too well. Something definitely was up. And Dione was on Vegeta's side. In the tub she held a steel towel hanger, she had ripped it off the wall earlier. If he was barging in here he would feel her wrath! At least she hoped.
Vegeta finally succeeded, the red plaque was replaced with the white, it was OPEN!!! Dione, sleepy returned to her bedroom, he would succeed now. Vegeta didn't even see her go as he quietly opened the door, and snuck inside. The bathtub had it's curtains drawn so guess where she was hiding! He snuck closer, then ripped the curtains from the wall.
Diane screamed high-pitched as she rammed a hard object against him. Soon he caught the object and glared bemused at Diane. She smiled back as she let go, gripped behind her and armed with a beam ice-cold water, she soaked Vegeta instantly. After recovering from the surprise he laughed really hard, she was inventive! She laughed along as she sprayed more on the ground, on purpose. He began to slid around and dropped on the stone floor. That Baka had used soap!!!
"GOT YOU!!!" Diane cried. Vegeta tried to control his laugher and tried to rise but was too weak. She suddenly turned on the heat. Soon plumes of steam floated his way, the water didn't faze him much but she did put up a fight! The floor was being washed clean of the soap and soon Vegeta could get up again. Diane noticing her error frowned. DARN! She glanced around but nothing was near her, only the soap and that had been used already, another idea popped in her mind. Like Vegeta she was totally soaked, so she quickly smeared her arms full of soap.
Now she would hopefully be as slippery as an eel! Boldly she jumped out of the tub and tried to slither past him, as there was still some soap laying around. Both dropped onto the floor struggling a bit. The soap on her arms did have the desired effect as she managed to pull free again. She crawled away but Vegeta managed to get hold of her jeans making her hit the ground again. She tried then to kick him but he avoided it with ease. The struggle was beginning to take it's toll on her, breathing harder by the minute, her fighting decreased slightly too. Vegeta was beginning to smell victor. And after this struggle the reward would be good! Very GOOD!
"ARCH LET GO!!!" Diane finally exclaimed frustrated. Vegeta just chuckled.
"Now I finally caught you? I don't think so girl." He rose holding her tucked under his arm. There she squirmed around like mad, but she wouldn't be going any where soon. He reached the bedroom and dropped her harshly on the bed. Gasping for air she remained and glared angry at him. Damn him.
"You fought like a cat! Had you been a Saiyan I would have been proud." He snickered.
"Stuff it. I don't need your pride on me too! Hell you'll be over me soon enough won't you!"
"You forgot something little Baka. I can't make you." Diane thought about it.
"Forgot what? You lost me." Vegeta frowned what? Oh wait he told Dione, when she was out.
"It's against Saiyan pride to take an unwilling woman."
"If that's the case, THERE IS THE DOOR DON'T LET IT HID YOU IN THE BUTT ON THE WAY OUT!" Vegeta sighed, how frustrating pride could be. Sulking he did and sat on the stairs as Diane laughed gleefully. After a few minutes he felt Dione above him, she sat down and played with his hair again.
"What's up my prince, still no go?"
"No. Will she ever grow tired of that?" He glanced at the direction where laugher from Diane still came.
"Huh? Diane? Oh no she won't, she won over you." The prince muttered under his breath some frustrated curses in his own language. Dione kept on playing it got harder and harder to concentrate at his problem.
"Woman, I need to think! Besides you have a head start on your sister."
"Well, just kiss her, that worked with me too?!" Vegeta jumped up making Dione tumble backwards as he whirled around.
"That's IT!!! He helped Dione up and kissed her hard. "If this doesn't work..." he stated threatening.
"Nothing will?" Dione piped up hopeful. Vegeta growled a bit then walked past her. Sulking she returned to her room as Vegeta knocked on Diane's door.
"Yeah, what-do-you-want-Vegeta!" he flinched, how did she know it was him? Ah well, who cared.
"I have a proposition. I kiss you once, and only once, if you still don't want too, I'll give up and continue with your more willing sister. Deal?"
"You won't bother me any more?"
"I give you my oath as a Saiyan prince."
"Well..." She thought it over, those 'kisses' were really a threat, they were explosive and well, just dangerous, but if she survived it only once...He'd be off her case! But should she fail to resist...well the results would be obvious. She sighted what should she do??? With a sour face she walked to her desk and retrieved a quarter, heads or tails...tails yey for V-chan, heads, no freaking way. Up the quarter went turning and turning until it landed on the ground. She was nervous to check the out come but finally did. Tails. Damn, the gods were not on her side today.
She unlocked the door, Vegeta taking this as an invitation entered. Diane sat sulking on the bed glaring at him and at a coin on the ground. Huh? He shrugged what ever. Walked over to her and pulled her up. He felt how nervous she was and leaned in for THE kiss, it had to be a really good one, so in this one kiss he poured all his knowledge he had gathered over the years.
She didn't react, he got frustrated. How could she fight this!!! She loved it before! He pulled her as close as he could and turned this into a desperate one, claiming her as much as he could, if this would fail too... NO she reacted, soon she was putty in his arms. YESS he won!!! But then again he hadn't doubted it, he was the Saiyan prince remember? Just ignoring the thought of only moments ago. As he put her on the bed he zipped to the door and closed it and zipped back before she had the chance to get back to her senses.
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