Filthy Mudblood, Slytherin Scum

Recap on last chapter:

"YOU ARE GONNA GET IT MALFOY!"

"Oh really? What are you going to do to me MUDBLOOD?"

"The worst thing you've ever imagined" she said evilly knowing a way to punish Malfoy and make Ron go mad with jealousy.

"OH? And what might that--" but he was cut off when she had turned his head and…

Chapter Four: YUCK! YUCK! FILTHY! FILTHY!

"OH? And what might that--" but he was cut off when she had turned his head and kissed him, but keeping her mouth tightly shut just in case he got any ideas.

Draco's eyes were wide open with shock. 'HOLY CRAP!?! SHE'S KISSING ME?!! WHAT KINDA PUNISHMENT IS THAT?!??!! YUCK! THIS IS DISGRACFUL!! NASTY! WRONG! HORRID!! PETRIFYING!! AHHHHGG!! WHY AM I STILL KISSING HER??' and he quickly broke the kiss while Hermione stood there smirking at him.

"That is your punishment Malfoy!" Seeing that he had no control what-so-ever about the situation. Considering that his eyes were as wide as wagon wheels and he looked as pale as a ghost.

Draco regained his composure yet still a bit white trying to stay as cool as possible, "My punishment was that? My, my Granger. Maybe I should be crueler more often…"

Pansy fainted.

"Whatever Malfoy" she took a side-glance at Ron who was 100 different shades of red. He looked REALLY peeved. She thought she actually saw steam coming out of his ears… she felt guilty… how could she do that to a person she liked… no scratch that out… LIKES so dearly? 'No Hermione… he cheated on you! With Lavender moreover! He deserves it!!' And stormed out to go back to her common room.

If only she knew… if only… she… knew…

Ron was angry, furious, lived, fuming, SCRATCH ALL THOSE OUT!! HE COULDN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THE ANGER RIGHT NOW!! 'How could she do that to me?!?! And with MALFOY none-the-less!!! This was wrong!! … *oh calm down Ron! You cheated on her! What did you expect?! Hugs and kisses?!*…'No… but HOW COULD SHE?!?! It's JUST like cheating on m-' …*Well you cheated on her first!! So stop complaining you git!!*… 'AHHHHHHHH!!! This is ALL Malfoy's fault' Ron looked at Harry who looked just as confused and left to go find Hermione.

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Hermione was sitting on the couch when she heard someone come in. It was Harry.

"Hullo there Harry. What can I do for you?"

"Errmm.. What exactly happened back there?"

"I kissed Malfoy to make Ron jealous..?"

"*Phew* for a moment there I thought you were actually interested! Since you kissed him for SO long!"

"ME? Interested in THAT git?! Naah.." Hermione said seriously but joking at the same time somehow. It was just one of her traits.

"um.. Hermione? I was wondering.. Can we give Ron a second chance? You know to find out if it was a ploy or not! I mean he WAS working with Parkinson!…Please?"

"OH… FiNE! I know you don't like being stuck in the middle so okay. What should we do?"

"We can make another truth potion! I mean since you're making it the potion won't screw up!"

"Okay.. We can start tomorrow then. Good-night Harry"

"Nite!"

Hermione went up to her room and laid on her bed. 'think.. Think… think…' she tried to think back to the potion incident…

'Ron cheated on me…Draco nodded at Pansy … Draco won't stop… Draco--"

"WHOA DRACO!?! I mean MALFOY! I must really be tired…." and she fell asleep with the a last image flying through her head…

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MEANWHILE…

"YUCK! YUCK! FILTHY! FILTHY!! aaaaahhhhHHHHHHHGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gurlgle gurgle: pa-tew* YUCK! YUCK! FILTHY! FILTHY!! aahhhhhhhHHHHGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gurgle gurgle: pa-tew*"

[[And basically that's what Draco has been doing for the last thirty minuets… screams, washes mouth, spits out, scream, washes mouth, spits out… yup… interesting huh? Talk about wiierd]]

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. _ . ¤ * ¤ . _ . : authors note ch`ya? : . _ . ¤ * ¤ . _ .

|| okay dear readers! I hope that was okay! :D sorta b0rin tho huh? Hahahahah! Yea I just had to put in the "YUCK! YUCK! FILTHY! FILTHY!! aaaaahhhhHHHHHHHGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gurlgle gurgle: pa-tew* YUCK! YUCK! FILTHY! FILTHY!! aahhhhhhhHHHHGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gurgle gurgle: pa-tew*" thing.. Hhaa. :D n e ways… yea I will update next chapter soon enuff… since I got h.w. and not suppose to be doin this…

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