Chapter Four: Takeover

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Disclaimer: I own nothing, but if you take Chibi Planeteria, Draken or myself, I will HUNT YOU DOWN AND PUBLICALLY HUMILUATE YOU FOR ALL OF FF.NET TO READ!!! … A-hem. I now return you to the fanfic. Thank you.

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OracleVortex: To recap last weeks round and fill Draken in on what he had missed…

Draken: YEAH! I BEAT GANON!!

Everyone: A-hem…

Draken: Um… {Hides his gameboy} That's the last time, I promise.

OracleVortex: It better be. I wouldn't want to take your game away…then we wouldn't be able to play Four Swords.

Draken: NOOOOOOOOO!!! I'll be good! I promise! 

OV: Good. Anyway, Rauru got a question wrong in the lightning round, and was struck by lightning.

Chibi Planeteria: He died, too.

OV: {Waves a hand} Details, details… Anyway, now Link has to fight Ganon, and we get to watch.

Link:{Grumbles}

Draken: {Nods} Cool. Time for a point recap. {pulls out the clipboard} Sheik is in the lead with 60 points…

Link: {Mutters} As usual

OV: CP is in second with 35 points.

CP: {laughs and points} That's right! Still kicking yer asses!

Draken: Ruto, Link and Zelda are in third with thirty points.

OV: And Rauru is disqualified on the terms of death, with a mere 25 points.

There is a moment of revered silence.

OV: But moving on…now we are—

Evil Laughter: MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

OV: What the flying fuck?

Zelda: Watch your language!

OV: Sor-ry. Geez.

Evil Laughter: MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Draken: Who is that?

Evil Laughter: MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Link: {Thoughtfully} I know that insidious insane laughter…hmm…

Evil Laughter: MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

CP: {Covers her ears} My GOD, will someone shut him up? Before I do?!

Evil Laughter: MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Link: Him? I KNOW! It's Ganon!

Sheik: {Rolls eyes} Finally he gets it…sheesh…

There is a puff of dark brown smoke, and a pipe organ in the background starts to play. A man is floating in the air, unaided by wings. He wears a long dark cape.

CP: {Pouts} Darn. No wings…

Zelda: {Gasps and points} It's GANON!!

Ganon: Yes, princess, I have come to ANHILATE YOU ALL!!!!!! MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

OV: {Sighs} Ganon, you can't do that.

Ganon: And why NOT?

Bob appears, in a green silk suit, whips out a scroll and flicks it open. Rolling out to its full length, he points at a paragraph, written in blue. "I Ganon, King of Evil, King of Gerudos, yadda yadda, do here by sign this form, entitling me to guest spot on H.O.T, sell my soul to OracleVortex, and to not destroy the players." {Puts the scroll away} It's all right here.

Ganon: {landing on the ground} You're a real pain in the arse, you know that?

Bob: {nods} I'm her lawyer. I'm supposed to be. {vanishes}

CP: {whispers} Hey – OV, how many souls do you have now?

OV: {whistles innocently} I dunno…

Ganon: Getting back to ME, here…what can I do?

OV: You wanna host a special bonus round?

Zelda: Are you INSANE??

Draken: Yes. She is.

CP: Totally insane. Did you know that Earth is the insane asylum of the universe?

Zelda: That would explain a lot…

Ganon: I have thought it over…

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CP: Uh, Ganon - AND?

Ganon: I have decided that I will… {Takes a dramatic pose} HOST THE BONUS ROUND!!!!

Audience: {gasps}

OV: Cool.

Ganon: But you and your friend, here, {points at Draken} will have to play as well.

Draken: WHAT? I didn't sign on for that!

Bob: {appears} A-hem…

Draken: -_-;;; Never mind…I don't wanna know… Does she own my soul too?

Bob: {nods} Sorry dude. {Vanishes}

OV: {clicks her remote, and two new podiums appear} Let's do this then.

Ganon: Okay, but first, there must be a scenery change…

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Yup. And that's all she wrote. In this chap, anyway. Heh. Next one will be soon – Ganon kicks some ass!!

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