~*~Disclaimer=me no own~*~ Alright this is the end of my story now-I don't
think anyones enjoying it anymore so Im gonna end it while the goings good!
Thanks for all you reviews n stuff! So big thanks to=Corky Higgins, sloans-
interrogator, broken crayon,
orlandos-luver, redlady27, AEM1, johnnydepps-luver, krahmogh, Assilem,
Kiekoh, HM Writer, Lily D.W, ct114 ~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~EPPILOGUE! Ten years Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dad, I can't do this!" Connor exclaimed pacing the room. "What if I drop the baby or hurt him or her or do something wrong?"
"You'll be fine" Hawkeye assured him "Just calm down" He gripped Connors shoulders trying hard not to laugh, his sons face was a picture of bewilderment.
"Dad, I have no practice in this! I know it wasn't your fault but I didn't have a father until I was 18!" Connor said "I'll do something wrong and my kid'll end up hating me, I know it!"
"Connor look at me" said Hawkeye, Connor looked at him. "Its called learning! It never comes off pat! How many times d'ya think I dropped Phoebe and Jo before I got it right?"
Connor burst out laughing. "So, its due any day now" Said Hawkeye. "I know you'll be a fantastic dad so don't stress it out, Harri'll have a much harder job playing 'mom' you ask Maggie"
"Thanks dad" said Connor sighing "I know its kinda late on to be having worries.I can't help it! Its like starting school!"
"Well, if you need any help you where I am. Mind you once the babies born you'll need a crowbar to get the women away from the poor thing!" Hawkeye joked.
A mobile phone tune rang out. Connor delved into his pocket. "Hello?"
"Hey honey"
"Is there something wrong?"
"Stop assuming the worst Connor!"
"What can I say? I'm paranoid!"
"Ha ha ha, I'll be home in about an hour-Phoebe's are dropping me off"
"Alright do you want me to put tea on?"
"Nah, I really fancy takeaway"
"We're gonna have a food junkie for a kid!"
"Connor!"
"Sorry Harri"
"Love ya honey, bye!"
"Bye!"
"So what did the missus want?" Hawkeye asked.
"She says she'll be home in a hour" Connor replied. "Didn't Maggie want you home soon? Something about B.j and Peg coming round?"
"No they're not due to arrive till five" Hawkeye replied.
Connor looked at his watch. The phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hi Connor, is your father there?"
"Sure, I'll just get him." He handed the phone to Hawkeye.
"Hello Darling"
"Don't you Darling me Hawkeye Pierce!"
"What have I done?"
"Oh I don't know.maybe the fact that when I opened your study door I was greeted by the delightful smell of fish-rotting fish from your fishing trip three days ago!"
"I can explain."
"So much for-I'll sort it you wont have to do anything"
"It slipped my mind.I was.er.doing some father/son bonding with Connor.he was panicking about the birth."
"For three days????"
"It was a drawn out panic attack"
"You can't lie to me. I want this mess cleaned up Stat!"
"Fine, I'll do it when I get home."
"Good, anyway what shall we have for tea tonight?"
"I thought maybe we could go out somewhere?"
"Alright, that'll be nice"
"See you later Maggie"
"Bye Ben" He hung up.
"I've been summoned" Hawkeye announced.
"Ok, thanks for coming dad" said Connor grinning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Twenty-six years later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dad, I have absolutely no idea what to do" said Jack sighing.
"And you call yourself a doctor!" Connor laughed.
Jack glared at the diaper, his expression mellowed slightly as his daughter gurgled happily.
"If I wanted to be a maternity doctor I'd have taken the courses for it!" Jack said pulling out a fresh diaper and re-attempting to put it on.
"Ha! When you were born, I used to watch your mother put the diaper on you, before she actually left me own my own with you." Said Connor amusedly.
"Ok.I think I've got it!" Jack announced.
"Good!" said Connor "And it only took you ten minutes! I'm surprised Rosie stayed still so long"
"What can I say? She loves her daddy-don't you R.T" Jack cooed picking her up.
R.T wrinkled her nose, a nice ripe smell filled the surrounding area.
Connor laughed. "Oh she's a Pierce alright! I told you, you shouldn't have changed her when she only wet herself. She ended all your hard work with her own grand finale!"
~*~ Ok this makes no sense-but I always like to leave stories completed, and it makes sense to me! Thank you all for putting up with me! *Bows out*~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~EPPILOGUE! Ten years Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dad, I can't do this!" Connor exclaimed pacing the room. "What if I drop the baby or hurt him or her or do something wrong?"
"You'll be fine" Hawkeye assured him "Just calm down" He gripped Connors shoulders trying hard not to laugh, his sons face was a picture of bewilderment.
"Dad, I have no practice in this! I know it wasn't your fault but I didn't have a father until I was 18!" Connor said "I'll do something wrong and my kid'll end up hating me, I know it!"
"Connor look at me" said Hawkeye, Connor looked at him. "Its called learning! It never comes off pat! How many times d'ya think I dropped Phoebe and Jo before I got it right?"
Connor burst out laughing. "So, its due any day now" Said Hawkeye. "I know you'll be a fantastic dad so don't stress it out, Harri'll have a much harder job playing 'mom' you ask Maggie"
"Thanks dad" said Connor sighing "I know its kinda late on to be having worries.I can't help it! Its like starting school!"
"Well, if you need any help you where I am. Mind you once the babies born you'll need a crowbar to get the women away from the poor thing!" Hawkeye joked.
A mobile phone tune rang out. Connor delved into his pocket. "Hello?"
"Hey honey"
"Is there something wrong?"
"Stop assuming the worst Connor!"
"What can I say? I'm paranoid!"
"Ha ha ha, I'll be home in about an hour-Phoebe's are dropping me off"
"Alright do you want me to put tea on?"
"Nah, I really fancy takeaway"
"We're gonna have a food junkie for a kid!"
"Connor!"
"Sorry Harri"
"Love ya honey, bye!"
"Bye!"
"So what did the missus want?" Hawkeye asked.
"She says she'll be home in a hour" Connor replied. "Didn't Maggie want you home soon? Something about B.j and Peg coming round?"
"No they're not due to arrive till five" Hawkeye replied.
Connor looked at his watch. The phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hi Connor, is your father there?"
"Sure, I'll just get him." He handed the phone to Hawkeye.
"Hello Darling"
"Don't you Darling me Hawkeye Pierce!"
"What have I done?"
"Oh I don't know.maybe the fact that when I opened your study door I was greeted by the delightful smell of fish-rotting fish from your fishing trip three days ago!"
"I can explain."
"So much for-I'll sort it you wont have to do anything"
"It slipped my mind.I was.er.doing some father/son bonding with Connor.he was panicking about the birth."
"For three days????"
"It was a drawn out panic attack"
"You can't lie to me. I want this mess cleaned up Stat!"
"Fine, I'll do it when I get home."
"Good, anyway what shall we have for tea tonight?"
"I thought maybe we could go out somewhere?"
"Alright, that'll be nice"
"See you later Maggie"
"Bye Ben" He hung up.
"I've been summoned" Hawkeye announced.
"Ok, thanks for coming dad" said Connor grinning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Twenty-six years later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dad, I have absolutely no idea what to do" said Jack sighing.
"And you call yourself a doctor!" Connor laughed.
Jack glared at the diaper, his expression mellowed slightly as his daughter gurgled happily.
"If I wanted to be a maternity doctor I'd have taken the courses for it!" Jack said pulling out a fresh diaper and re-attempting to put it on.
"Ha! When you were born, I used to watch your mother put the diaper on you, before she actually left me own my own with you." Said Connor amusedly.
"Ok.I think I've got it!" Jack announced.
"Good!" said Connor "And it only took you ten minutes! I'm surprised Rosie stayed still so long"
"What can I say? She loves her daddy-don't you R.T" Jack cooed picking her up.
R.T wrinkled her nose, a nice ripe smell filled the surrounding area.
Connor laughed. "Oh she's a Pierce alright! I told you, you shouldn't have changed her when she only wet herself. She ended all your hard work with her own grand finale!"
~*~ Ok this makes no sense-but I always like to leave stories completed, and it makes sense to me! Thank you all for putting up with me! *Bows out*~*~