A/N: In the story, I am Myou. I got this whole idea because we took these
"DAT" tests during school today. They are those tests that help you decide
your careers!!! I am, in fact, writing this in school.instead of doing my
math. What? You think I would actually do my math? *gasp*
^^Blind Craze~
~~~In an empty classroom~~~
Miroku: Uhhh..what are we doing here?
Inuyasha: Yeah.where are we?
Kagome: It's a classroom.
*Miroku and Inu exchange glances*
Kagome: Nevermind. -_-
Sesshomoru: Well, what are we doing here?
Kagome: .I don't know.
*Poof! Myou appears!*
Inuyasha: What the h.
Myou: Hello everyone! Welcome! Glad you could make it.
Sesshomoru: Well, I'm leaving
*Myou grins wickedly*
Myou: You can't! *takes a plastic fork out of her pocket*
Sesshy: Why not?!?!?!? *looks uncertainly at the fork*
Myou: I am the AUTHOR! I have the Will of the Author! *laughs insanely*
Miroku: Oh crap.
Inuyasha: Not another! Do you realize how many Fanfics I've been in? Do you realize how many times I hae been forced to do things against my will?
Sesshomoru: Stop whining, you're pathetic.
Inuyasha: T_T I don't WANNA!
Kagome: Calm DOWN Inuyasha! Have a little dignity!!!
Inuyasha: MOMMY!!! .
Kagome + Sango + Sesshy + Myou: 0.0;;;
Myou: -_-;;; Well, I think you will like THIS Fanfic
Miroku: Really?
Myou: No
^_^
Sango: Well, what are we going to do?
Myou: That's the interesting part! *snaps fingers*
*Everyone but Myou is suddenly sitting at a desk with a pencil*
Miroku: COOL!!!! *snaps fingers*
*Miroku turns into a donkey*
Sesshomoru: Jackass
Myou: ^_^;;;
Inuyasha: *stops crying* Ohhh! Do it again!
*Myou turns Miroku back into a human, and then into a donkey again*
Sesshomoru: That's pretty cool.you have to teach me how to do that.
Myou: Not right now, not right now! You guys are about to take a test!
Miroku/Donkey: Nee hah nee hah!
Myou: Yes, you HAVE to.
M/D: Nee HAH!!!
Myou: *gasps and hits the donkey on the head* BAD DONKEY!!!
Kagome + Sango: Ugggghhh!!! He's even uglier than before!
*Inuyasha and Sessy are laughing histarically*
Myou: Sit DOWN, Miroku!
M/D: Nee hah!
Myou: That's right. I don't think these desks are made for donkeys. *snaps fingers*
*Miroku turns into a puppy dog!!!*
0-0
Kagome + Sango: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's SOOO CUTE!!!
Sesshomoru: Shallow.
*Sango grabs the puppy and squeezes it tightly to her.chest.*
*cough*
Sesshomoru: Uh.Sango? I don't think he likes where his head his.
Inuyasha: Are you kidding me? He's enjoying it IMMENSLY
*Inu-Miroku glares at Inuyasha, and then turns back to Sango*
Kagome: No! He's MINE!!! *grabs at Miroku*
Inuyasha: Hey! I'M a dog! Why don't girls fight over me?
Miroku(being smothered by the frantic girls): You're just plain ugly! I, on the other hand, am the essence of cuteness!
*Myou nods in agreement*
^-^
Myou: Inuyasha!!! Stop strangling Miroku!
*Inuyasha continues to choke the puppy*
Kagome: Stop Inuyasha! *pulls at Inu's ears*
*Inuyasha releases Miroku and shakes off Kagome*
Inuyasha: Not. The. Ears.
*Myou claps her hands*
Myou: You GUYS! Settle down! SETTLE DOWN!!! *snaps her fingers again*
*Miroku, being hugged by Kagome, turns back into a human*
-_- I had to! -_-
Kagome: .;;;
*Miroku smiles goofily and hugs Kagome back*
Myou: .;;;
Kagome: Get.off.!!! GET OFF!!! *slaps Miroku*
Miroku: I don't get it. One second you're practically trying to rape me, and next second, you're telling me off! -_- .Women.
*Inu is using all of his strength to remain calm*
Sess: I'm just glad that's over.
Inu: *eye starts to twitch* Yeah.
Myou: Okay! Everybody SIT!!!
*everyone obeys, for once*
Myou: OKAY!!! Finally. *snaps fingers*
*Miroku's head turns into a pig's*
Myou: Oops! *snaps fingers*
*Miroku's normal head is restored and in front of them all appear some tests and paper*
Miroku: But why is it always me?
Myou: Shhh!!!
*Miroku pouts*
Myou: This test is called a CAT
Inuyasha: A cat?
Myou: No, a CAT. It stands for Career Assessment Test. It will help you decide what careers you guys might consider.
Inuyasha: Feh
Kagome: I don't think there is a job for Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Hey!
Myou: All right, we're going to start. Count of three, alright? 1, 3!!!
*everyone grudgingly begins to take the test*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
-THE CAT (Career Assessment Test)-
-Part One: Questions only dumb people would ask-
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Sess -
Inu -
Miroku -
Sango -
Kagome - Umm, why am I the first to answer?
If a runner runs at the speed of sound, can he/she still hear his Walkman?
Sess - What's a Walkman?
Inu - Sound has speed?
Miroku - It's a she runner, right?
Sango - I have no idea
Kagome - Uhh, yes?
If a turtle has no shell, is it homeless, naked, or both?
Sess - I'd have to go with both
Inu - Both
Miroku - That depends. Is it a GIRL turtle?
Sango - Homeless
Kagome - Poor turtle!!! T_T
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
Sess - A bedroom without a bed
Inu - It wouldn't be a bedroom then, now would it?
Miroku - Doesn't that defeat the purpose of calling it a "bedroom" in the first place?
Sango - An unbedroom
Kagome - It's still a bedroom, even without a bed!
If the #2 pencil is the number one pencil, then why is it still #2?
Sess - *examines pencil* This one isn't a number two pencil.
Inu - Why are you asking these dumb questions?
Miroku - Okay, I'm not going to even TRY to answer that one
Sango - I don't know and I don't care
Kagome - How many questions like this are there?
-Part Two: Interests and Hobbies-
What do you do when you're bored?
Sess - I start to plot against Inuyasha
Inu - I take a nap
Miroku - I tend to drool
Sango - I like to threaten Jaken
Kagome - I like to smell the flowers!!!
Rice or Ramen?
Inu - RAMAN!!!
Sess - Hey! I'm supposed to answer first! Ramen
Miroku - Ramen
Sango - Ramen
Kagome - Ramen, of course! ^_~
Are you interested in working hands-on?
Sess - I, uh, guess
Inu - Hands on what?
Miroku - Ooh! ^_^ Hands on what? *grins evilly and looks over to Sango and Kagome*
Sango - No
Kagome - I love happy things!!!
Do you think that knowing the patterns to fold up a 3-D figure help decipher your future?
[A/N: Oh my GOSH!!! You won't believe this. In the tests at school, they actually had these little paterns of 3-D objects and you had to find the object that was made by the pattern. It was really STUPID!!! I mean, how does that help you decide what career you're going to take?]
Sess - What is this "3-D"?
Inu - Future? Oh, this is another one of those futuristic questions. D@MN YOU PEOPLE!!! I think you people are doing this on purpose!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!
Miroku - Yes..I mean no..I mean..
Sango - No?
Kagome - Butterflies are pretty!!!
You know, I'll use this question to do my disclaimer. I haven't done that yet! Oops! Okay, I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters. Rumiko Takahashi does. *sniff*
Sess - Is that a question? I don't get it
Inu - Yeah, what he said!
Sess - Hey! *covers up his paper* Don't CHEAT!!!
Miroku - Oh!!! I actually know this one! (9_9 for once!) X=3,235!!!
Sango - Wait, so..what?
Kagome - Does my hair look okay?
-Part Three: TRUE OF FALSE-
You are good-looking
Sess - *flips hair* Why, yes I am! True!
Inu - Feh. True!!!
Miroku - TRUE
Sango - True, duh!
Kagome - You're making me self-conscious!!! But, of course, that's TRUE!!!
You said true on the last question, didn't you?
Sess - *puts away eyeliner and pocket mirror* Huh?
Inu - *scowls and remains silent*
Miroku - *looks uncertain* I don't know this one, but hey, it's a 50/50 chance with True and False, right? I'm going to go with FALSE
Sango - *sigh* True
Kagome - ^_^ TRUE!!!
Jim-Bob is a fork
Sess - *looks up, confused* Who the H3LL is Jim-Bob?
Inu - Knife
Miroku - Spoon
Sango(looking at what Inu and Miroku put) - Man, you guys are stupider than I thought! I say true
Kagome - True
Jaken is a cross-dresser
Sess - That little pervert.. *Miroku looks up, hearing his name*
Inu - He IS???
Miroku - Who said my name?
Sango - Ewww.
Kagome - That's not happy!!! T_T
True or False?
Sess - False
Inu - True
Miroku - Troo
Sango(still looking at Miroku's paper) - Man, I swear, all men are STUPID!!! *Miroku looks up, having heard his name for a second time*
Kagome - True AND False!!! Ha! Now I get it right no matter what!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Myou(looking over the papers): *coughcoughloserscough*
Miroku: Bless you ^_^
*Everyone shakes their heads disapprovingly*
Myou: Okay, I've graded the tests. I have figured out what careers you should take.
Inuyasha: *sweatdrop*
Myou: I will pass them out now
Sesshy: -_- Oh joy.. 9_9
[A/N: Lol!!! ^_^ I love to leave you guys hangin' where it gets to the most interesting part! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA! You'll just have to wait!!! I'll write more later! ^_~]
^^Blind Craze~
^^Blind Craze~
~~~In an empty classroom~~~
Miroku: Uhhh..what are we doing here?
Inuyasha: Yeah.where are we?
Kagome: It's a classroom.
*Miroku and Inu exchange glances*
Kagome: Nevermind. -_-
Sesshomoru: Well, what are we doing here?
Kagome: .I don't know.
*Poof! Myou appears!*
Inuyasha: What the h.
Myou: Hello everyone! Welcome! Glad you could make it.
Sesshomoru: Well, I'm leaving
*Myou grins wickedly*
Myou: You can't! *takes a plastic fork out of her pocket*
Sesshy: Why not?!?!?!? *looks uncertainly at the fork*
Myou: I am the AUTHOR! I have the Will of the Author! *laughs insanely*
Miroku: Oh crap.
Inuyasha: Not another! Do you realize how many Fanfics I've been in? Do you realize how many times I hae been forced to do things against my will?
Sesshomoru: Stop whining, you're pathetic.
Inuyasha: T_T I don't WANNA!
Kagome: Calm DOWN Inuyasha! Have a little dignity!!!
Inuyasha: MOMMY!!! .
Kagome + Sango + Sesshy + Myou: 0.0;;;
Myou: -_-;;; Well, I think you will like THIS Fanfic
Miroku: Really?
Myou: No
^_^
Sango: Well, what are we going to do?
Myou: That's the interesting part! *snaps fingers*
*Everyone but Myou is suddenly sitting at a desk with a pencil*
Miroku: COOL!!!! *snaps fingers*
*Miroku turns into a donkey*
Sesshomoru: Jackass
Myou: ^_^;;;
Inuyasha: *stops crying* Ohhh! Do it again!
*Myou turns Miroku back into a human, and then into a donkey again*
Sesshomoru: That's pretty cool.you have to teach me how to do that.
Myou: Not right now, not right now! You guys are about to take a test!
Miroku/Donkey: Nee hah nee hah!
Myou: Yes, you HAVE to.
M/D: Nee HAH!!!
Myou: *gasps and hits the donkey on the head* BAD DONKEY!!!
Kagome + Sango: Ugggghhh!!! He's even uglier than before!
*Inuyasha and Sessy are laughing histarically*
Myou: Sit DOWN, Miroku!
M/D: Nee hah!
Myou: That's right. I don't think these desks are made for donkeys. *snaps fingers*
*Miroku turns into a puppy dog!!!*
0-0
Kagome + Sango: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's SOOO CUTE!!!
Sesshomoru: Shallow.
*Sango grabs the puppy and squeezes it tightly to her.chest.*
*cough*
Sesshomoru: Uh.Sango? I don't think he likes where his head his.
Inuyasha: Are you kidding me? He's enjoying it IMMENSLY
*Inu-Miroku glares at Inuyasha, and then turns back to Sango*
Kagome: No! He's MINE!!! *grabs at Miroku*
Inuyasha: Hey! I'M a dog! Why don't girls fight over me?
Miroku(being smothered by the frantic girls): You're just plain ugly! I, on the other hand, am the essence of cuteness!
*Myou nods in agreement*
^-^
Myou: Inuyasha!!! Stop strangling Miroku!
*Inuyasha continues to choke the puppy*
Kagome: Stop Inuyasha! *pulls at Inu's ears*
*Inuyasha releases Miroku and shakes off Kagome*
Inuyasha: Not. The. Ears.
*Myou claps her hands*
Myou: You GUYS! Settle down! SETTLE DOWN!!! *snaps her fingers again*
*Miroku, being hugged by Kagome, turns back into a human*
-_- I had to! -_-
Kagome: .;;;
*Miroku smiles goofily and hugs Kagome back*
Myou: .;;;
Kagome: Get.off.!!! GET OFF!!! *slaps Miroku*
Miroku: I don't get it. One second you're practically trying to rape me, and next second, you're telling me off! -_- .Women.
*Inu is using all of his strength to remain calm*
Sess: I'm just glad that's over.
Inu: *eye starts to twitch* Yeah.
Myou: Okay! Everybody SIT!!!
*everyone obeys, for once*
Myou: OKAY!!! Finally. *snaps fingers*
*Miroku's head turns into a pig's*
Myou: Oops! *snaps fingers*
*Miroku's normal head is restored and in front of them all appear some tests and paper*
Miroku: But why is it always me?
Myou: Shhh!!!
*Miroku pouts*
Myou: This test is called a CAT
Inuyasha: A cat?
Myou: No, a CAT. It stands for Career Assessment Test. It will help you decide what careers you guys might consider.
Inuyasha: Feh
Kagome: I don't think there is a job for Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Hey!
Myou: All right, we're going to start. Count of three, alright? 1, 3!!!
*everyone grudgingly begins to take the test*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
-THE CAT (Career Assessment Test)-
-Part One: Questions only dumb people would ask-
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Sess -
Inu -
Miroku -
Sango -
Kagome - Umm, why am I the first to answer?
If a runner runs at the speed of sound, can he/she still hear his Walkman?
Sess - What's a Walkman?
Inu - Sound has speed?
Miroku - It's a she runner, right?
Sango - I have no idea
Kagome - Uhh, yes?
If a turtle has no shell, is it homeless, naked, or both?
Sess - I'd have to go with both
Inu - Both
Miroku - That depends. Is it a GIRL turtle?
Sango - Homeless
Kagome - Poor turtle!!! T_T
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
Sess - A bedroom without a bed
Inu - It wouldn't be a bedroom then, now would it?
Miroku - Doesn't that defeat the purpose of calling it a "bedroom" in the first place?
Sango - An unbedroom
Kagome - It's still a bedroom, even without a bed!
If the #2 pencil is the number one pencil, then why is it still #2?
Sess - *examines pencil* This one isn't a number two pencil.
Inu - Why are you asking these dumb questions?
Miroku - Okay, I'm not going to even TRY to answer that one
Sango - I don't know and I don't care
Kagome - How many questions like this are there?
-Part Two: Interests and Hobbies-
What do you do when you're bored?
Sess - I start to plot against Inuyasha
Inu - I take a nap
Miroku - I tend to drool
Sango - I like to threaten Jaken
Kagome - I like to smell the flowers!!!
Rice or Ramen?
Inu - RAMAN!!!
Sess - Hey! I'm supposed to answer first! Ramen
Miroku - Ramen
Sango - Ramen
Kagome - Ramen, of course! ^_~
Are you interested in working hands-on?
Sess - I, uh, guess
Inu - Hands on what?
Miroku - Ooh! ^_^ Hands on what? *grins evilly and looks over to Sango and Kagome*
Sango - No
Kagome - I love happy things!!!
Do you think that knowing the patterns to fold up a 3-D figure help decipher your future?
[A/N: Oh my GOSH!!! You won't believe this. In the tests at school, they actually had these little paterns of 3-D objects and you had to find the object that was made by the pattern. It was really STUPID!!! I mean, how does that help you decide what career you're going to take?]
Sess - What is this "3-D"?
Inu - Future? Oh, this is another one of those futuristic questions. D@MN YOU PEOPLE!!! I think you people are doing this on purpose!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!
Miroku - Yes..I mean no..I mean..
Sango - No?
Kagome - Butterflies are pretty!!!
You know, I'll use this question to do my disclaimer. I haven't done that yet! Oops! Okay, I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters. Rumiko Takahashi does. *sniff*
Sess - Is that a question? I don't get it
Inu - Yeah, what he said!
Sess - Hey! *covers up his paper* Don't CHEAT!!!
Miroku - Oh!!! I actually know this one! (9_9 for once!) X=3,235!!!
Sango - Wait, so..what?
Kagome - Does my hair look okay?
-Part Three: TRUE OF FALSE-
You are good-looking
Sess - *flips hair* Why, yes I am! True!
Inu - Feh. True!!!
Miroku - TRUE
Sango - True, duh!
Kagome - You're making me self-conscious!!! But, of course, that's TRUE!!!
You said true on the last question, didn't you?
Sess - *puts away eyeliner and pocket mirror* Huh?
Inu - *scowls and remains silent*
Miroku - *looks uncertain* I don't know this one, but hey, it's a 50/50 chance with True and False, right? I'm going to go with FALSE
Sango - *sigh* True
Kagome - ^_^ TRUE!!!
Jim-Bob is a fork
Sess - *looks up, confused* Who the H3LL is Jim-Bob?
Inu - Knife
Miroku - Spoon
Sango(looking at what Inu and Miroku put) - Man, you guys are stupider than I thought! I say true
Kagome - True
Jaken is a cross-dresser
Sess - That little pervert.. *Miroku looks up, hearing his name*
Inu - He IS???
Miroku - Who said my name?
Sango - Ewww.
Kagome - That's not happy!!! T_T
True or False?
Sess - False
Inu - True
Miroku - Troo
Sango(still looking at Miroku's paper) - Man, I swear, all men are STUPID!!! *Miroku looks up, having heard his name for a second time*
Kagome - True AND False!!! Ha! Now I get it right no matter what!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Myou(looking over the papers): *coughcoughloserscough*
Miroku: Bless you ^_^
*Everyone shakes their heads disapprovingly*
Myou: Okay, I've graded the tests. I have figured out what careers you should take.
Inuyasha: *sweatdrop*
Myou: I will pass them out now
Sesshy: -_- Oh joy.. 9_9
[A/N: Lol!!! ^_^ I love to leave you guys hangin' where it gets to the most interesting part! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA! You'll just have to wait!!! I'll write more later! ^_~]
^^Blind Craze~