he had figured it out!

haHA!

he cackled with joy and excitement as he skipped down a long hallway on the second floor, occasionally doing that thing where the person walks on the wall and then clicks their heels, that no one else can figure out how to do.

he sang a song as he skipped down the passage...

draaaaaco had a little plan, little plan, little plan, draaaaaco had a little plan, which no one else yet knows...

hes using it at school today, school today, school today, hes using it at school today, which is against the rules...

itll make the girls all laugh and pla...

his song was interupted by a brunette head being stuck out a doorway.

"what are you so happy about, malfoy?" spat hermione granger.

he grabbed his enemys hands and danced with joy.

"i have found the secret to MAGICAL BIRTH CONTROL!

hermione's eyes lit up.

draco malfoy was the sex god of the school, yet who wanted to have his baby?

he ran down the hallway and careened into pansy parkinson.