"wow really? youve disdcovered magical birth control? excellent! now we can screw around whenever we want!" said pansy. "oh no." said draco, "im not goin to waste it all on you. but do you want to be the first to try it out?" pansy giglged and they went to go find a broom closet.

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the next morning pansy threw draco her pregnancy tester. "all clear!" she crowed. draco cackled and hummed his song while walking to breckfast. in the great hall he noticed hannah abbot staring at him oddly. he swaggered over to her and casually asked, "wanna get it on?" they were then seen heading to the janitorial supply cabinet on the third floor.