Trapped

Chapter Two- We're STILL Trapped and We're Gonna Die

"This is the song that never ends! It goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was and now they'll never finish it it just because this is the song that never ends…"

"SHUT UP!" Knives shouted at Millie and Vash who had started to sing "The Song That Never Ends" out of boredom.

"Knives is right, Millie. It's already hell here without the two of you singing that song." Meryl said.

"Look I found a donut sitting on the floor for no reason!" Millie exclaimed.

"Oh God, hide it quick!" Wolfwood said eying Vash who was too busy humming "The Song That Never Ends" to go crazy over the donut.

Meanwhile, Millie noticed she had a little bruise form when Knives threw her off him, "Ow! Mr. Wolfwood, Knives hurt me!"

Wolfwood hit Knives over the head with a Bible.

"Be nice!" Vash scolded. "They're my friends!"

"I don't care about your freakin' friends…" Knives muttered under his breath.

"I think you should make Knives confess for all the bad things he did!" Millie said.

"Yeah, make him confess with his hands on the Bible!" Meryl added.

"Do you know the Act of Contrition you bad boy?" Wolfwood asked Knives.

"Why would I confess to you?" Knives said "You're just a stupid human."

"The cat's here and he's not a human. Are you happy about that?" Millie queried.

Knives just sat crossing his arms.

"Now don't give us that look you bad widdle boy!" Meryl said as if talking to a little child.

"Oh well," Wolfwood said shrugging, "Maybe this will knock some sense into you." Wolfwood hit Knives over the head with his Bible again.

"Ow!" Knives shouted pointing a gun at Wolfwood. "Do that again and I'll kill you!"

"Oh I thought you didn't talk to humans," Wolfwood said.

"I don't," Knives muttered crossing his arms.

"Aw, come on Knives! They can be fun." Vash said with a goofy smile then he whispered into Knives' ear "And girls are fun to talk to also!"

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Meryl exclaimed.

"Yeah, and besides what do you know about THAT?!" Wolfwood included. "A whole lotta nothing…that's what!"

The cat jumped on Vash's head, and it started licking him.

"I think that cat finds you very tasty Mr. Vash" Millie joked

"Yeah and its cute too!" Vash said.

"Who cares it's just a stupid cat," Knives murmured.

"Watch out Vash the cat's gonna eat you." Wolfwood kidded.


 "You can never trust the quiet ones," Meryl kidded too, directing to the cat.

"Shhh! It might hear you" Millie said playing along.

The cat stopped licking Vash and started on his brother.
  

"Oh! Now the cat finds Mr. Vash's brother tasty!"


"Aww! How cute!" Meryl said.

Then the cat started eating the donut that Millie and Wolfwood were hiding from Vash.

 "Hey I wanted that!" Vash exclaimed.

The cat licked Vash again.  
 

"Aw! It's so cute!" Vash said petting it.

"Looks like that cat wants dessert too!" Meryl said.

"Maybe you should keep it as a pet?" Millie suggested.
 
Meanwhile, as Vash, Millie, Meryl, and Wolfwood we're talking. This is what was going on in the cat's mind:

(WARNING CONTAINS EXTREME RANDOMNESS)

"It will be a short matter of time…

When these humans are asleep…

I will make my move…

I SHALL EAT THEM ALL!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA*coughcoughcough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Then the cat meowed cheerfully and innocently.