Hehehehehehe! I went to the Big Apple Anime Fest 2003! (Which is in New York City if you don't know) And I was in a Trigun group! YAY! But our group had no Vash! So, we had to find one! She was freakin awesome but we forgot to get her email and/or AIM address. So if you're reading this right now REVIEW!!! No seriously if you were the Vash or Wolfwood we met at the con or know them could you PLEASE TELL ME!!!??? I had to give her a whole box of donuts cause I was Meryl Stryfe! YAY! No seriously, we gave her a whole box of donuts I had to carry and she was all happy and we were chanting "Love and Peace!" and she added in "And donuts!" When my pics get developed I'll show you people! And yeah so thank you if you actually read this!

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Trapped

Chapter Three- We're Trapped And We Might Be Eaten

"Oh gee that cat sure seems happy about something!" Millie commented with a big happy smile upon her face.

"Happy? You'll see happy!" the cat thought in his little homicidal mind directing to what Millie had just said, "I'LL EAT YOU FIRST!!!!"

"You know what?" Vash said with his goofy grin on again, "It does look happy! The cat must really like us a lot!!"

"Yes…your taste is good in particular…"

"Hey where's Wolfwood?" Meryl asked, suddenly noticing that the priest wasn't there. (a/n: Okay I told you people this was based off a chat rp right? Well the person playing Wolfwood had to go so lets just say that the Lord found a way for him to escape, okay? Gomen-ne Wolfwood fans. P.S. Its not that I don't like WW okay! He's really awesome. But he does come back later. Okay? Are we all genki now? Which means happy/cheerful by the way…)

"I guess the Lord found a way for him to get out!" Millie guessed.

"Well what about us?!" Meryl exclaimed, pretty annoyed that the Lord had found a way for Wolfwood to get out and not her, or all of them at the same time.

Vash sighed and began to cry (not dramatically just like uh you know hysterical yet some how comical), "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT! I'LL NEVER EAT A DONUT AGAIN!!"

"AND I'LL NEVER EAT PUDDING AGAIN!!" Millie sobbed, along with Vash.

"AND I'LL NEVER KILL ANYONE AGAIN!!" Knives said, not crying but in a pissed off manner, "Unless I kill all of you…"

The cat licked Knives, "Hmmm…" it thought, "Ah yes…you will be eaten third, after the pudding woman and the donut boy…then the woman in white then finally…THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

(a/n: Okay. Wolfwood is now back inside the elevator. Don't tell me that taking him out in the first place was useless okay?! And lets just say he's drunk here now okay? Because the thing is, a few minutes after the person who was rp-ing Wolfwood left, another person came online. So uh my sister and her friend invited her in the chat room to roleplay WW. Ahem, and the person they invited kinda messed him up like uh…well…you'll see what I mean soon…So uh yeah…)

"PIE!!" Wolfwood shouted suddenly. 0.0 (a/n: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't be mad at me for screwing Wolfwood up! Seriously…maybe you could AIM Teila Fox and yell at HER!!!)

Okay before I type this next sentence DO NOT FLAME ME OKAY??!! PLEASE if you HAVE TO flame someone, flame Teila Fox!

Then Wolfwood started chewing on the cat's…foot…0.o

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M SOOOOO SORRY!!!!  THESE PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO OUT OF CHARACTER!!!!

But. Hey….you'd be out of character too if you were trapped in an elevator for…lets say…uh…SIX FREAKIN' HOURS!!!!

"No don't do that!" Millie exclaimed, shocked at Wolfwood's action. "VASH! STOP HIM!!!!"

"Hey! Leave the cat alone!" Vash said snatching it away.

And this is what's going on in the evil kitty cat's mind, "If he had let that priest continue chewing on me, they would've all been spared! but since he stopped me, they're DOOMED!!!"

"WOLFWOOD?! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?" Meryl shouted.

"Yeah you almost killed the poor cat!! Millie added in.

"…" Knives…said?

"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOU SHALL NOT KILL?!" Vash yelled.

Okay now lets just say that hey happened to turn the other way and the Lord found a way to let Wolfwood escape sober this time, got it? Good.

And let's just say the Lord took pity on Vash too and put a donut in the elevator's floor okay…

"Look a donut!" Meryl said, noticing the Lord's gift to Vash.

The cat noticed the donut and jumped on it and took a bite, "Not as good as the pudding woman or the donut boy but…it will do as an appetizer…"

"What is it with that cat?" Meryl asked.

Millie suddenly gasped as an idea formed in her mind, "MAYBE THE CAT WANTS TO EAT US!!!!!!!!"

"Don't be silly, Millie…" Meryl replied.

"Hey! You rhymed!" Millie said almost forgetting her thoughts about the cat.

"Maybe you're right Millie!" Vash said standing up and talking in a deep serious voice

"You don't know how much she's right…" Kureneko-Sama thought to himself.

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Okay, now that chapter was very messed up, ne? The next chapter is probably going to be the last chapter though. R+R please.