hermione was very smart. everyone knew this. so she made draco tell her the birth control charm.

she snickered, put on some mascara and lippy and a short skirt, and sauntered up the staircase to the boys' dormitory.

"hey ron," she said. she grinned. "guess what?"

"what hermione?" he said, looking appreciatively at her * very * short skirt.

"draco told me how to do the magical birth charm!!!" she jumped up and down, which is not a smart thing to do when one is wearing an extremely short skirt.

"WHAT? you mean you SCREWED him? a MALFOY?"

"no, you silly!!! I didn't screw him!!! hahaha! I just made him tell me the charm!" she laughed at his horrorstruck expression.

"oh." ron didn't have anything to say.

"soOOOOooo..."

hermione looked him in the eye.

he grinned back.

"let's shag then?"

"spermicidus" hermione muttered. and the chapter ended because this story is rated PG-13.