LAST EPISODE OUR HEROES WERE PLAYING IN THE SNOW AND HAD A HOCKEY GAME AND THAT'S ABOUT IT

Partie Le trois

The clubhouse was in a fury of busyness, meetings were scheduled due to recent incidents with cats more and more of the hamsters had hair raising encounters with the furry aminals. And boss had enough of it he called a special meeting about what to do every one was there except for our furry heroes.

"And that concludes the meeting, thank you for coming" said boss as the important meeting was ajourned, but before any one could walk out of the door. SLAM went the door as the four hams that were once people entered

"We're here lets start the meeting!" shouted Li as he walked in carrying an ice cream cone (mmmm… ice cream)

"The meeting is over Li we already decided what to do about the cats" said an annoyed Sandy

"Ah you mean we missed the part when Maxwell boxes with an angry chimpanzee" groaned Trin

"I don't remember reading that in the meeting agenda" stuttered a worried Maxwell.

"That's because it isn't" stated Sandy "And it wouldn't of happened anyway"

"Well duh" sighed Li in that know it all way he does. But before he could say anything an angry Boss got in his face.

"But if you had attented the meeting instead of getting ice cream you would've heard what we're going to do! You four have been nothing but a weight on our progress since you came here!"

"Come now Boss there's no need for verbal assault" stated Germ "we're all friends here" at this every one looked and smiled at Germ for being the peace maker

"But Boss since you believe this is such an important subject what have you decided" asked Charlie. And so Boss filled them in on what is going to happen.

"WHAT! You mean you're just going to lay down and make peace the cats!" yelled Li

"Yes Li that is what we intend to do" stated Sandy matter of factly, but Li didn't like this at all and started sputtering like an idiot/

"P'shaw Sandy" said Trin "We'll hunt these cats for you with my special team of cat hunters" of course the guys had never hunted cat before and certainly weren't going to start now espiecllay since they were on the cats main menu

"Um Trin" whispered Li "the only time we hunted a cat was when Mr. Chubbykins got stuck in a tree, and even then it didn't count as hunting"

"No Matter!" stated Trin with great determination "we shall construct a great ship and sail the seven streets, from cauldisac to cauldisac, avenue to avenue, for as long as I live no cat will be drip dry, or treed by fierce water pressure for I am. (firece and dramatic change scene) Captain Trin of the S.S. Hamquad" at this everyone produces great amount of prespiration drop.

"Methinks Trin has read to much Moby Dick" said Maxwell

"Trin can read!?" said a surprised Li

The next day Trin enlisted all the hams to start building the ham quad it was basicly a fairly large model of old iron sides strapped to a skate board.

"That's right ye lubbers of the land keep working I want this vessel street worthy" shouted Trin

"Trin has lost it" sweat dropped Germ

"ookwee" sighed penelope who was standing right next to him. Meanwhile the rest of the gang was working on the internal water pressure system (to spray cats duh) it was trying work for the ship was musty and compact

"I think we got it" said Panda as he wiped some grease from his brow.

"pant…pant" was all poor Oxnard could muster

"Hey how many hams are going on this thing anyway" asked Charlie "there's no way we can all fit on this thing"

"I think he's only taking a few on this ridiculous crusade" sighed a tired Dexter

"Well all I can 'sea' is that he is working us like 'dogs'" yukd Howdy at one of his stupid jokes but a hammer thrown by Charlie nailed him in the head.

"Thank you Charlie" said Boss.

Finally after one week of back breaking labour the S.S. Hamquad was finished

"Attention every one I your genourus captain has compiled this list of those who will be accomopning me on this trip" he said clearing his throught as he read this list

First Mate: Hamtaro

Second Mate: Germ

Third Mate: Charlie

The Rest of the Crew

Gunner: Cappy

Lookout: Maxwell

Cook: (At this Li looked very proud because it is a well known fact that he is the best cook in the Masaki house even better than Sasami.) Stan

Maintenance and Repair: Panda

Powder Monkey for gunner: Li

"WHAT!" yelled Li "Trin this is ridiculous I mean even Howdy can be a powder monkey first you gip me on the cook but this is ridiculous,"

"Talking back to your superior eh powder monkey?" said Trin " fifty lashes"

"Shut up Trin"

"100 lashes"

"I said you better shut that yap"

"150 lashes" Trin said looking at his nails in that bored way you see on looney tunes

"You've gone mad with power you bastard!"

"200 lashes"

"You don't have enough lashes to silence me!"

"300!"

"keep 'em comin"

"1000"

"Ha child's play"

"Li nock it off" said Dexter "stop" he mouthed

"that's a hundred lashes for you" said Trin pointing at Dexter

Finally the fighting stopped and every one was out side to see the launching of the S.S. Hamquad, there was cheering and people wishing good luck to the sailors and off they went into to the concrete abyiss to stop the cats once and for all.

(from the journal of Trin Masaki during his time on the Hamquad)

Day 1: The ship cruised with great purpose and speed though there was no sign of cats the crews morale seemed unnaffected.

Day 4: we had our first cat to-day it was the powder monkey Li who spotted it we released the boats (roller skates with oars) after there was great yowling and splattering of water the men reported that there was great success with soaking the cat.

Day 8: another cat to-day this one was harder and we had to give chase our lookout Maxwell has not done a good job of looking out he seems to be preocupied up in the crows nest but with what I have no idea. Cut to Maxwell looking at a heart shaped piece of paper with a picture of Sandy and sighing

Day 12 : Our first real Cat was spotted it was a large all black tomcat of the really, really big cat variaty I called for a pursuit

Day 29: I have given the large cat a name it is now to be called betty bobikins, the ships moral seems low I had orderd the men to run 95 laps around the ships deck it seemed to help

Day 45: that accursed betty bobikins has not breached in some time this has caused great anger by the men and moral seems to be gone, as I write this I am about to be thrown off the ship by my mutinous crew.

"Captain thar she blows" yelled Maxwell yes even through all this Maxwell was still in the crows nest. And before you could wink Trin was out of his captors mits and on the bow.

"Mr.Hamtaro" said Trin "lets get the boats"

"aye sir" said hamtaro.

The skates were small but they were fast and soon the crew of the Hamquad were upon the cursed betty bobikins

"Prepare to fire on the count of three…THREE!" yelled Trin but unfortunatley they missed.

"Curses…Mr. Cappy bring me closer" yelled the deranged Trin

"Aye Sir" said Cappy. Soon they were upon him {betty bobikins} and it looked like the cat was about to get away

"steady as she goes men this one is mine" shouted the mad ham

"HEART FROM HELL I STAB AT THEE" screamed Trin as he pulled out a super soaker and started firing upon the poor cat and laughing maniaclly, soon the action was over and the road was calm. But Trin in his insane state was panting like a dog

"Trin we got him it's done can we go now?" asked a nervous Germ

"Okay!" said Trin immediately returning to his normal stupid self.

And as the sun set slowly in the west the SS Hamquad returned home from its great voyage.

A/N well whaddya think I got the idea for this story at lunch when my friends were disscussing why if captain ahab was a pirate he could have succeded in destroying moby dick.and in part 4

IN PART FOUR OUR HEROES GO TO A FESTIVAL AND SOME OWNE HAS HER EYES ON THE CRAZY LI AND SO THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!