Ocean man Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man The crust of a tan man embibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman Ocean man The crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Ocean man The sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land -Ween
I do not own this song though I wish I did
Part the fourth
Ah summertime in the city, the sky is blue and all the leaves are green. And the best part is the annual festival, ah the festival where people of all races and creeds can get together and have fun eating overpriced food playing games to win prizes that are worth 1/15th what you pay to win them. Yes festival the most fun of the year.
"Hey everyone the festival is back" yelled an excited Hamtaro as he entered the clubhouse.
"Festival is back that is like so cool!" said Sandy but before any of the other hams could say their two cents our heroes entered.
" was is dos about some festival?" asked Li, everyone was reluctant to explain due to past adventures marred by the four smart asses that had just entered the clubhouse.
"Yeah, what about some festival is it fun and happy with singing and dancing lalallala" asked Trin
"Kinda" sweatdropped Maxwell
"Wait a minute you don' want us to go do you that's why you aren't telling us anything" Said Li, at this everyone shook their heads and denied everything that Li had just said.
"Gee you guys if you have something to say just say it we can take it" Said a sad Germ,
"its not that we don't want you to come Li" said Sandy "its just that sometimes you guys can be a bit…destructive"
"That's putting it lightly" scoffed Boss
"Oh yeah name one destructive incident" Said Li getting upset
"The potato incident" stated Dexter
"YOU HAVE NO PROOF" yelled Charlie
"Or what about the flying hamster adventure" said Oxnard
"Ah that was harmless fun" tried Li
"You strapped Stan to a sling shot" stated Sandy
"I still say our trebuchet worked better" said Trin,
"Your not helping" Hissed Li under his breath.
The next day our heroes marched back to the clubhouse drearily, as they entered the entire clubhouse the was getting ready to go to the festival.
"Oh…leaving are we?" stated Germ so sourly you could make lemonade.
"OOKWEE!!" said Penelope jumping up and down happily
"I DON'T REMBER ASKIN' YOU A GOD DAMN THING!" yelled Germ angrily, making the little blanket covered rodent cry and Pashmina went to comfort her,
"That wasn't very nice Germ" shouted Pashmina. The rest of the girl hams went to comfort their friend and giving Germ some pretty nasty looks as they went by of course Hamtaro tried to be the peacemaker once again.
"C'mon everyone we shouldn't be fighting it's the night of the festival its supposed to be a fun time"
"Yes Hamtaro everything is just fun and games in your little ham world isn't no one has any real problems do they, its just lalala for you and your bastard friends isn't huh you don't care about any one else that maybe would like to join their new friends for a night of fun and frolic" hissed Li evilly
"Gee Li I didn't mean it like that it's just" but he was cut off before he could say anything else
"That's not the point you just care about your selves no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so you can have fun all to your self no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead, bloodied and dying along the way." Said Trin
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" yelled an angry Boss "I've had it with you four and I want you out you've stayed your welcome long enough" and he pointed at the door.
"That's fine" hissed Li with a bit of resentment in his voice and they all walked toward the door. But before they left Li turned around and said
"Oxnard just so you know…you're fat!" and slammed the door so loud that multiple items fell of the wall.
The festival was fun and amazing for all the hams but a few were kinda of in their own world. Such as Hamtaro and Pashmina and they stood looking out at the festivities from the top of a food booth. Sandy noticed this and went to talk to her.
"What's the matter Pashmina?"
"What oh nothing just thinking if Boss was wrong to kick Li out" she said sighing
"well Boss had every right to and Germ was pretty mean to poor Penelope"
"Yeah but we kinda were mean to them by not asking them to come"
"True, but…" then Sandy noticed Pashmina blushing about something
"What are you blushing about Pash?" eyed Sandy
"N-nothing" she stuttered quickly trying to get the red out
"Oh my god you like Li don't you?!"
"No that's crazy I don't know what you're talking about" she said blushing even more.
Mean while on the other side of the festival our heroes were wallowing in self-pity getting drunk as hamenly possible
"What a great night for a party eh gents" slurred Li
"Yesh shir it'sh a great night for a party" stumbled Trin
"Shall * Hic * We find our new friendsh" mumbled Germ holding some water balloons filled with paint
"HURRAH" they all said clinking their ham sized beer mugs together as they stumbled toward their quarry singing "how dry I am."
TO BE CONTINUED……..
A/N well what's going to happen to our heroes and the unsuspecting ham gang hmmm? Well I don't know I haven't written it yet stop staring I say stop I'll kill every one of ya you black balling bastards! You… just kidding all enjoy this part.
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