A/N: I don't own Trigun, but I own Hamstro (not the anime). And BTW, all the e-mails, sites and phone numbers they won't work they are just fakes. ^_^ Sorry
Wolfwood: Boring. -_-_?
Vash:
Wolfwood: Maybe hell has been frozen
Vash: I'm having a some odd vision now. O.o Have we had this conversation before?
Wolfwood: Yes. Yesterday. It has come even more boring since Knives left.
Vash: Tell me about it. Legato is so sad that he's has locked to his room and only eat hot dogs I will quite sad for him. He really seem to like been Knives' um slave? O.o
Wolfwood: You make it sound... so wrong
Vash: Gomen. -_-
Meryl: Make room for me! Is time for The Young And The Restless.
Wolfwood: No! Not again! I'm out! Bye!
Milly: Mr. Priest! ^_^
Wolfwood: (Oh crap.) -_-_?
Milly: *hug*
Wolfwood: I can't breath. .
Milly: ^__________^
Vash: O.o
Meryl: T_T *jealous* I want a boyfriend too
Vash: Don't look at me I don't um we are not together not good.
Meryl: T_T I wouldn't never dream about it.
Milly: But sempai. Last night you said that Vash is -
Meryl: You heard your own. Everyone! Be quiet! I'm watching my daily soap opera.
Milly: Wolfwood?
Wolfwood: +_+
Milly: ^___^ You look so cute.
Vash: Milly he's
Milly: So cute! *hugs even more*
Vash: Milly -
Meryl: SHUT UP! XO
Vash: *runs out* Bitch alert!!!
Meryl: ¬_¬ he will die later after the soap show.
Milly: Wolfwood! ^___^
Wolfwood: +_+
Knives: No! I said no! You can't do that! Go back! I said go back! T_T all right you can stay up with me, Hamster-boy. ^_^
Hamster: Eep.
Knives: But be quiet, I'm trying to read my 'War and Peace' book.
Hamster: Eep! ^_^ *starts eating the books pages*
Knives: No! Bad hamster! BAD! You can't eat my books! You eat that hamster food and some other stuff I bough you from the shop. Go to you gate and run in the wheel thing
Hamster: Eep?
Knives: Because, that is what hamsters do. Run in those funny wheel and look silly. That is you job after taking orders from me.
Hamster: Eep?
Knives: Because I said so! Gees, I need new minions. *gets and brinlliant idea* I know! Maybe there is someone in internet who wants to be slaved... there is eveythign in inter now days...
Hamster: =^__^= Eep.
Knives: Of course there is someone.
Hamster: Eep.
Knives: I'm Millions Knives! A genius plant! Why wouldn't some dork human want to join me and be my minion?
Hamster: =^__^= Eep. Eep.
Knives: You need seriously a name T_T
Hamster: =^____^=Knives: Hmm... you look like that scary hamster from that really scary anime... what was it call... hmm... ...Hamtaro ! You will be Hamtaro now on!
Hamtaro : =^____^= Eep! *eats paper*
Knives: T_T Maybe it was too good name oh well
Hamtaro : =^__^= *eats more paper*
Knives: *surfs around the net* nothing...
:: 2 Hours Later ::
Knives:
Hamtaro : -_- *sleeping*
Knives:
Hamtaro : -_- *still sleeping*
Knives: Knives: Hey! What's this ??
" I'm non-human evil outlaw who lives in Planet Gunsmoke. I'm looking for a tough man by my side. I'm rude, but you can be too. I keep my promises and I'm very loyalty. I like action and I don't like to stay still. If you like to meet me, please send an e-mail what is outlaw@behindthegunfire.com ."
Knives: That sound good enough *types a mail*
" Hi. It seems there is finally someone else in Gunsmoke with evilness inside. I'm non-human too and rude too. Let's meet at The Longshot Bar, Friday at 9PM? i_am_genius@behindthegunfire.com ."
Knives: I hope he or she will answer soon -
Computer: You got mail.
Knives: That was fast. O.o
"Ok. See ya then, genius. - outlaw -"
Knives: *evil grin* Great.
Hamtaro: *still sleeping peacefully* -_-
Legato: ;_\\
Vash: Um, Legato
Legato: ;_\\
Vash: Legato
Legato: ;_\\
Vash: you should stop eating like that you will come sick, ya know
Legato: *eats hot dogs* ;_\\ I have only eat 219 hot dogs and this is my 220 hot dog. *sniff* Oh why is my life so cruel? This must be my hell... oh who can I live... it seems that I have to kill myself...
Vash: No. Don't do it. Suicide won't help you! But seriously, you shouldn't eat so much. I know that it must be hard for you, since Knives isn't your master anymore
Legato: You don't know who I feel!!!
Vash: Um, maybe I don't but still that's honestly bad eating hot dogs like a madman wait a second, you are a madman!
Legato: T_\\ *makes Vash stop breathing*
Vash: O.o. Eep! ..
Legato: You DON'T know who I feel so let me be alone and I won't kill you
Vash: Yes, sir. ..
Legato: Good *sets Vash free*
Vash: *is about to leave* Try the internet, there is lots of people like you, Legato.
Legato: GO AWAY!
Vash: *runs* O.O. HAI!
Legato: *thinks* people like me
:: Soon ::
Meryl: LEGATO! THAT'S MY LAPTOP!
Legato: So? T_\\
Meryl: You can take it, I'm doing my works with it!
Legato: You will get it back later I'm not like Vash who broke your last computer -_\\
Meryl: Last computer? *thinks a moment* THAT IDIOT HAVEN'T STILL PAY IT! VASH! *goes hunt Vash* YOU IDIOT BROOMHEAD!
Legato: He hee. -_\\ -- Legato is feeling evil. *goes back to his room*
Vash: Thanks, Wolfwood I was sure I was about to die ya know Meryl... T_T
Wolfwood: No problem. I needed myself a good excuse to get away from that house too.... Milly.
Vash: Oh. T_T Do you really want that badly to get rid of her?
Wolfwood: I'm a PRIEST! Free priest! Not a priest who wants to have 10 kids who all will love pudding. I like Milly, a lot, but not that much. -_-_? I'm poor too. How you thinki I can take care of 10 kids without money??
Vash: Okay Where are we going?
Wolfwood: I was thinking that we could go visit in bar later, but before that let's go to have a visit in Internet Café.
Vash: Why?
Wolfwood: Because we are trying to find a date!
Vash: We are? O.o.
Wolfwood: Yes. And I know a perfect place in net, where to find dates.
Vash: You do? o.O.
Wolfwood: -_-;; Yes, I do.
Vash: Cool. ^_^.
"I'm want to find a new master, who give me orders and is smart and evil and let's me call him master or lord. I like killing and blood. I hate humans and I have special powers. More information? Use this mail ; golden_eye@behindthegunfire.com"
Legato: ^_\\ That's a perfect message. I hope some will answer
Kuroneko: Nya!
Legato: -_\\ Go away... *makes Kuroneko jump out of the window*
Kuroneko: NNNYYYYYAAAA!!!!
Legato: I feel so much better now. -_\\ -- Happy, honestly.
Computer: You got mail.
Legato: For me? All ready? Wow. O.\\
"I would be a lovely master. I'm have the looks and I'm smart. Killing is a good think and I have my own kind of powers too. Could we meet at Black Cat Cafe at Friday, 8PM? karakurenai@behidnthegunfire.com."
Legato: Wow! Some on wants to met me. ^_\\
"Hello. I will be in Black Cat Café at 8PM. I'm tall, I have blue hair and I wear white coat. See ya then."
Legato: *starts thinking* What does karakurenai means? -_\\
Vash: Listen to this Wolfwood. Is this good enough? 'I'm handsome gunman, who is trying to with a pretty fairy princess to make his life more brighter. I'm tall, blond, good-looking, smart and a gentlemen. I'm very peaceful person and I don't like to hurt people. If you are interested, my e-mail is i_love_donuts@behindthegunfire.com.'
Wolfwood: O.o;;
Vash: Well?
Wolfwood: Yes, of course. -_-;; I'm sure there is some idiot who wants to met you
Vash: Are you going to leave a message there too?
Wolfwood: Nope. I found myself a girl all ready. I'm chatting with her right now.
Vash: What is she saying? Is she pretty?
Wolfwood: I don't know but she seems to be nice and I'm SURE that she isn't Milly.
Vash: Are you going to meet her?
Wolfwood: I'm asking
// Perfect Match's Chat Room // Men x Women //
Lonely Wolf : Um, could we meet some day?
Miss M: I guess we could. I'm really not interested in blind dates, but I guess I could brake that rule once.
Lonely Wolf : Great. ^_^ What do you say if we go to Gunsmoke Cinema to see some movie at Saturday?
Miss M: 8PM?
Lonely Wolf: It's deal.
Miss: Well, I must go now. I have work to do. But see ya then.
Lonely Wolf: See ya.
// End Of Chat //
Vash: Wow! I'm so jealous. You have a date.
Wolfwood: *smirks*
Vash: -_-. No one likes me -
Computer: You got mail.
Vash: I GOT MAIL! O.O WOO-HOO! ^_______^. I love the fast internet!
Wolfwood: -_-;, Calm down. This is a public place.
Vash: This girls wants to go movies with me at Saturday! O.O.
Wolfwood: Really?
Vash: Yeah. We could have a double blind date
Wolfwood: Yeah, so I can be shamed my eyes off because of you. No thanks.
Vash: T_T. That was mean.
Wolfwood: I know: *evil grin*
Vash: Whatever we see each other any way in the movies
Wolfwood: Yeah you better not to embarrass me. -_-
Vash: I won't if you don't do the same. T_T.
Wolfwood: Wha'eva. *walks out*
Vash: O_ô
A/N: No dates in this chapter either, but I promise... lots of chaos and dating in next chapter. *evil grin*
End Of Part 2