A/N: I own all the places and 1 character in this episode/chapter, but what comes to Trigun I do not own.
Vash: *sings* Donuts, donuts, donuts I love donuts and only donuts, donuts, donuts
Legato: *ahem* T_\\ Vash?
Vash: Yes? ^_^
Legato: Do I look evil?
Vash: O.o Evil?
Legato: Yes, evil. I have a appointment with my new master and I must look at my best. -_\\
Vash: Um O.o yes, you are looking really evil. If you smile and look at very dangerous, maybe taht will do the trick.
Legato: Like this? *evil smile + evil eyes*
Vash: EEP! O.O. That one!!
Legato: Thank you. ^_\\ *leaves*
Vash: O.O.;;; That's was SCARY! Too scary!
// O // O // O //
Knives: and don't go anywhere and don't eat my books, Hamstro!
Hamtaro : Eep! =^_^=
Knives: T_T Stay in your gate what I bough you! Remember that? I don't want to search you all day long like yesterday!
Hamtaro : Eep! =^_^=
Knives: Bye, Hamstro!
Hamtaro : Eep! Eep! =^_^=
Knives: *leaves*
Hamtaro : *opens the gate door and runs to eat Knives' bookshelf* (A/N: My hamster did this!) EEEEPPP!! =^____^= *eats paper*
// O // O // O //
Legato: Why it did have to rain today? -_\\ -- Not happy!
:: Soon ::
Legato: -_\\ Black Cat Café *looks at the dark little shop* My new master seems to have style. -_\\ --Happy! *enters the café* O.\\ *seems someone who he wouldn't like to see*
Crimsonnail: Legato?
Legato: Elendira? O.\\ W-w-why... are YOU here?
Crimsonnail: I would like to ask the same from you. T_T
Legato: Um O.\\ stopping by
Crimsonnail: Okay. Waitress! New coffee.
Hoppered: I'm not waitress!
Crimsonnail: But you work here
Hoppered: Shut up! I need money since there isn't no need for Gung-Ho Guns anymore.
Legato: O.\\
Crimsonnail: Legato. If you see Knives. Say hi to him from me. ^_^
Legato: NEVER! T_\\
Crimsonnail: How stubborn man you are *looks at the clock* Oh my. My date is late.
Legato: O_\\ D-D-DATE? Uh oh *thinkis* look at the time!! I must go back home need cheese see ya! *runs*
Crimsonnail: Legato is sure busy, even if Knives isn't ordering him anymore. T_T Where's my coffee?!
Hoppered: COMING GOD DAMMED!
:: Outside of the bar ::
Legato: Karakurenai crimson O.\\ thank God, he her didn't notice I was his err.. her date
* CRASH *
Legato: HEY! LOOK WHERE ARE YOU GOING MORON! _\\
Dominique: Legato? O.O
Legato: Dominique?
Dom: Why are you here?
Legato: Um walking? O.\\;;
Dom: T_T Oh well, okay, but I must go now. I have blind dates now and I'm all ready late.
Legato: Uh.. okay o.\\ bye.
Dom: Bye. *gone*
Legato: Demon's Eye ¬_\\ I guess I better leave this place or Elendira goes after me. *gets a scary vision* What will everyone say, if I will come back all ready?? They wills tart thinking I'm a loser, who's, dates run away people will think I'm Vash!! O.\\ I don't wanna be loser! I can't be! I'm supports to be a human scum!! Not a LOSER!
Dom: *back* Hi Legato! ^_^
Legato: *evil grin* (Who I will ever thank my ex-master for these powers?) Hello Dominique? ^_\\
Dom: I change my mind. Will you go out with me? I know I nice bar near. ^_^
Legato: Sure. Let's go then. (Weak minded trash. Bwhuhahahaa! I'm will not look a loser! I have a date! Bwhuhahahaa!)
Dom: You look happy, Legato. ^_^
Legato: I'm not happy. -_\\ I'm human trash, who don't deserve to live.
Dom: You should stop that. Knives isn't your master anymore.
Legato: *sniff* O.\\ I miss my master.
Dom: Just say Knives. He's no ones master anymore. So stop it.
Legato: He's master! .\\ Maybe not mine, but I'm sure he's someone's master!
Dom: Whatever. -_-;;
Knives: I wonder what is that no-gof human trash Legato doing? Maybe I should call him NO! That would only show that I'm a softhead! I must be tough, even if am without my minions! No one can stop me! *looks at his watch* Gees, that non-human bastard is late! I hate waiting!
:: Car drives in front to Knives - A women comes out of the car ::
Women: Hello. You must be my date KNIVES? O.O
Knives: O.O YOU?? Don't tell that you were the one who
Women: Yes. It was me. I'm that non-human date of yours tonight o.o
Knives: Ah shit -_-;; why, why it had to be you, Little Dee?
Dee: I dunno. But I hope you will enjoy at least a glass with me, since we both are here. We are friends, right? ^_^
Knives: Friends? Right--- ¬_¬
Dee: Don't give me that look, jerk! You were the one who answered my message!!
Knives: But you were the one who put the message in the net, idiot! XO This is all your fault!
Dee: AH shut up. T_T
Knives: No, you shut up metal head!!
Dee: Well, then you are a freak!!
Knives: What did you call me?!
Dee: FREAK!
Knives: Why you you.. NO-GOOD METAL HEAD OF NOTHINGNESS!
Dee: O.o
Knives: o.O What?
Dee: Hahaahahahaa!! You haven't change a bit, thank God! ^_^
Knives: O.o Um and you well you are still Dee the metal head idiot o.O
Dee: Could we go now? I don't like to get my body rusty.
Knives: Yes, sure. O.o (Why in the Earth her?!)
(A/N: If you haven't read Behind The Gunfire / My Secrets / Love, Peace & World Domination fictions by me, then I will shortly tell who Little Dee is. Dee is 'friend' of Knives (and Vash too), who is a old robot women made in Earth, a very dangerous outlaw who loves Knives. She calls Knives a jerk and Knives calls her an idiot and they will usually have after that stupid long fight very dangerous duo.)
Legato: -_\\
Dom: Is everything all right, Legato? Should I order a drink for you?
Legato: No thanks. I just want to sit here and die slowly and painful like master wanted all humans to do.
Dom: *slap* GET A GRIP, LEGATO! You are still the leader of Gung-Ho Guns! You can't die because you have die all ready once!
Legato: -_\\ -- PISSED OFF!
Dom: O.O Oops. Maybe I should have slap you I'm very, very, very sorry Legato-sama O.O I beg you.. don't kill me!! Please! *begs* .
Legato: *is about to crush Dominique* -_\\
Grey The Ninelives as bartender: ^____^
Legato: A free drink? For me? Oh thank you, Grey. *calms down*
Dom: O.O alive?
Legato: -_\\ I'm not in the mood to kill By the way, Gaine has a fine bar here.
Dom: Um, yes O.o who would though that silent guy opens a bar someday
Legato: -_\\
2 Random Persons: *enters the bar*
Legato: O.\\
Dom: O.o Oh no
Legato: O.\\
Dom: Legato?
Legato: O.\\
Dom: Legato. Are you okay? Legato-sama?
Legato: O.\\
Dee: then I blow up the whole bank, but guess what.
Knives: What?
Dee: I had blow the whole money to sky with the bank too. ^_^ I used too much dynamite. ^_^
Knives: ^_^
Legato: Master ;_\\
Dom: Who is that women?
Legato: How dare the human scum touches my master! T_\\ --READY TO KILL!!
Dom: Shh! Shut up you know what happens if you interrupt Knives and he seems to enjoy that women's company
Legato:* tries to use mind control* O.\\
Dom: What now, Legato?
Legato: She's lost technology a high intelligent robot. O.\\ Have my master got himself a new minion? Have he forget all ready me? His most loyalty minion? ;_\\
Dom: -_-;; Maybe, maybe not
Knives: (Why Legato is here? And with Dominique? WHY? I need to know!) ¬_¬
Dee: Why you look at the women? T_T You have a women all ready next to you.
Knives: No no, it's not like that those to.. over there are my ex-minions
Dee: I see they look like real freaks. Maybe we should kill them? ^_^
Knives: NO!
Dee: O.o Huh?
Knives: O.o;; I will.. kill them later by myself they are in the end, MY ex-minions.
Dee: Oh. Okay. ^_^ More vodka for me!!
Gaine: -_- *brings more vodka*
Knives: T_T You.
Gaine:
Dee: ??
Gaine: *leaves*
Dee: What the fuck?
Knives: He's an ex-minion of mine too -_-
Dee: Oh. You sure have pick up some odd freaks to your gang, Knivesu-babe. ^_^
Knives: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT!
Dee: I dare. ^_^ Knivesu-babe.
Knives: T_T;; Now I really remember why I left since we last time met I couldn't stand that name
Dee: Um.. if I stop calling you that would. You.. *blushes* take over the world with me once again?
Knives: T_T
Dee: Please?
Knives: T_T
Dee: Pretty please?
Knives: T_T;;
Dee: I tell everyone that we are getting married if you wont' take me back! :-O
Knives: You won't dare! O.O
Dee: You know me, better that anyone else I dare much more that even you dare to do if that kiss you gave me once won't been count n_n
Knives: O.o What kiss?
Dee: You don't remember?? X,O YOU ARE SO CRUEL!
Knives: WHAT THE - You are crying.??
Dee: BOO HOO! X,O
Knives: O.o Stop it! RIGHT NOW!
Dee: I won't stop if you don't take over the world with me!! X,O
Knives: O.o okay! Okay! Just stop that Vash act! NOW!
Dee: ^_^ Knivesu-babe! *hug*
Knives: *redness* O.O now
Legato: ;_\\ *eats his glass* How that women dares to touch *sniff* my master?
Dom: O.o Um, Legato? That isn't healthy anymore eating glass is too much.... I think we should go now I know a good hot dog place near ^.^;;
Legato: ;_\\ *leaves* my master *sniff*
Dom: Umsee ya later, Gray and Gaine *follows Legato* -_-;;
Grey: ^_________^
Gaine: T_T
Dee: I had lots of fun, tonight. ^_^ Thanks you.
Knives: Um you are welcome? O.o
Dee: Well um are you going to invite me inside?
Knives: What? Why? Don't you have a place to stay? Go to a hotel. T_T
Dee: T_T Knives
Knives: Yes?
Dee: You are even stupider than your brother *jumps in her car* A normal guy would have invite me in, but NO! YOu ahve to be a non-normal IDIOT! *drives away*
Knives: o.ô What's with her? Oh well... I don't care... *goes inside* Hamtaro , I'm ho - O.O
Hamtaro : +_+
Knives: What the fuck?! O.o You have eat all my books?!
Hamtaro : Eep +_+
Knives: O.o
(A/N: Don't worry folks. Hamtaro is NOT dead... YET. *evil grin*)
TO BE CONTINUED