A/N: *sings* I own Dee, I own Dee, D, Little Dee and Hamtaro… not in the pervert way of course. O.o I don't own Trigun and maybe the world is much better that way. ^.^
:: Friday 11PM ::
Zazie: *standing alone in the rain and looking so kawaii sad that some fangirls would go crazy and run hug him* ;_; My date never came… she said she will come surely… or maybe something happened to her…. I'm so alone… *sniff*
???: Hey! What are you doing here kid? Should you go home? You get clod soon…
Zazie: I'm not a kid, I'm a – O.O
???: Yes…? O.ô
Zazie: O.O
???: WHAT?
Zazie: *.*
???: You are starting to scare me kid.
Zazie: Would you go out with me? *.*
???: WHAT? O.o
(A/N: Hmm, weren't Dominique going on a date before Legato changed her mind with his mind powers? ^_~ Could it be that Zazie… I NEVER TELL! !!! BWHUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAAA!! Suffer you human scums! )
:: Saturday Before 8PM ::
Vash: I'm so nervous!
Wolfwood: Calm down. I'm sure she is a idiot like you… I mean, nice like you.
Vash: ¬.¬. I'm not stupid, ya know.
Wolfwood: Oh really?
Vash: Oh really.
Wolfwood: Well, I don't see nothing that is smart in you. -_-_?
Vash: o.o WHY EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME?! X,O
Wolfwood: Oh shut up! *smack*
Vash: +_+ Birdies… stars… flowers… Knives???
Wolfwood: Now he really went crazy! O.o_?
Vash: No! O.O That IS Knives… with LITTLE DEE!
Wolfwood: WHAT?! *almost swallows his cigarette* . *couchcouchcouch*
Vash: O.O
Wolfwood: O.O
:: Across The Street:::
Dee: ^_^ Oh Knivesu…
Knives: -_-;;
Dee: Isn't it so lovely night, Knivesu-babe? ^.^
Knives: Yeah, really lovely… -_-;;;
Dee: I would like to be like this forever. ^.^
Knives: You mean, hang in my like your life depends on it? T_T;;;;
Dee: Knives. Don't be just a jackass. You know too well, that this wouldn't happened if you would have IT? (A/N: See Love, Peace & World Domination – Chapter 09 !!)
Knives: -__-;; It was a bad MISTAKE! And I REALLY regret it.
Dee: Stop that!
Knives: Stop what?! :-O
Dee: THAT!
Knives: What that?!
Dee: You are so mean! Don't say that didn't mean nothing to you!
Knives: It DIDN'T mean nothing to me! Just leave me now!
Dee: ;_; I can't! I love you, Knives!
Knives: -_-;; Gees… that's great, why don't you just kill me right away?
Dee: KNIVES! :-o Stop that all ready! I won't give up that easily! I will be your girlfriend whatever you say!
Knives: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; {Why can't this land just swallow me?}
Dee: Oh Knivesu-babe. ^_^ *hang in Knives*
Knives: {If there's a God, save me now!} -__-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
(A/N: I always put my fiction-Knives in situations, where he wouldn't never belong. I'm so evil. ^.^)
:: Back To Front Of The Gundrive Cinema ::
Vash: o.O Um… could it be that…
Wolfwood: ...Knives and Dee…
Vash + Wolfwood: TOGETHER? O.o_? o.O.
Vash: *looks at Wolfwood*
Wolfwood: *looks at Vash*
Vash + Wolfwood: NEVER! ;;^.^_? ;;^.^.
Wolfwood: Knives… Dee… never…
Vash: Yeah, I know what you mean… they are just too…
Wolfwood: Odd? O.o_?
Vash: Um, I was thinking more of… perfect. -_-;;
Wolfwood: What to do you mean? Perfect? DO you mean they are TOO perfect couple? What a hell is that?
Vash: You haven't seen them together before, have you? Well I have and… well… I'm very surprised that the both are still alive… and I know that Dee ahs strong feelings for Knives –
Voice: What are you 2 doing here?
Wolfwood: Meryl?
Meryl: Yes, me. Why are you here?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!
Vash: Well, miss Insurance girl, we have a date. NO! NO! NOT together! We are waiting our dates. ^.^;;
Meryl: Don't tell me you 2 are going to movies too? O.o To see Bruce Almighty??
Wolfwood: Um, yes.
Vash: Wait a minute… could it be that Meryl is here, because she's my date???? O.o
Wolfwood: Or mine date???
Meryl: WHAT?? NEVER!! You 2 wouldn't never end finding dates from the internet…
Vash: We FOUND our dates from internet.
Meryl: O.o
Wolfwood: O.o
Vash: O.o.
Meryl: I have a bad feeling about this… o.O
Wolfwood: You are not the only one…
??: Vash!
Vash: O.O. R-r-e-e-m???
Rem: Vash. What are you doing here?
Vash: Um… {If there is God, let this be it!} …I'm… waiting my date to come… we are… going… to movies.
Wolfwood: O.o_?
Meryl: O.o
Rem: That's wonderful! Then I must be your date. ^_^
Meryl: O.O
Wolfwood: o.o That means… Meryl…
Meryl: o.o This is… to odd...
Vash: {WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO!!} ^_______________________________^ Shall we go get our tickets, Rem?
Rem: Sure. ^_^
Vash: I can buy your ticket too.
Rem: You have become a fine gentlemen, Vash.
Vash: Thanks to you, Rem. n_n
Rem: *blush* ^_^
Wolfwood: O.o_???
Meryl: O.o Um…
Wolfwood: Eer…
Meryl: Do you… still want to go… the movies…. you know… as a friend…
Wolfwood: Sure. In a date with you… would have been… um…
Meryl: Odd?
Wolfwood: I was thinking more of… embarrassing.
Meryl: Hey!
Wolfwood: Oops. ^.^;; Sorry.
Meryl: ¬_¬ Just let's go, before I will slap you.
Wolfwood: 'k. *goes to the ticket thingy* 2 tickets to Bruce – O.O YOU?
Leonof The Puppetmaster: Bruce Almighty?
Wolfwood: Um… O.O;; …yes…?
Leonof: That would be 8.20 dollars. T_T
Wolfwood: Um… here… O.O Is Legato up to something?
Leonof: What do you mean?
Wolfwood: Something evil… like taking over the world or just wants to scare people to dead.
Leonof: No. I'm need a job to make money. There's no need for Gung-Ho Guns anymore.
Wolfwood: Okay… O.o …right… *leaves* What else? Monev starts a ballet career?
Meryl: T_T+
Wolfwood: What's wrong?
Meryl: They! ¬_¬
Wolfwood: Oh Vash and Rem. They look really happy together. I'm really surprised that Vash even had a date…
Meryl: That's so wrong!
Wolfwood: Huh?
Meryl: So wrong… *goes in the cinema* …wrong… -_-+
Wolfwood: What next? Knives and Dee getting married? -_-;; That would be end of the world…
Knives: {SOMEONE SAVE ME!} ;_;
Dee: Oh Knives! It would be so wonderful! You and me… together forever!
Knives: ;_; {KILL ME!}
Dee: But first… I should move to your place, since I don't have a place to go. I sleep in my car… Knivesu-darling?
Knives: No. You can't move to my place!
Dee: Oh yes.
Knives: No.
Dee: I don't believe you. You love me so much that you can't stand that much love so you don't want me to live in your house. But don't worry… we figure something so I can live in your place… and we can be together… forever! *hugs* n_n
Knives: . …can't…breath…
Dee: Oh Knivesu-babe-darling-honey!
Knives: …too… powerful… +_+
Dee: Knivesu… Knives… is something wrong? Honey?
Knives: +_+
(A/N: I'm so mean! X,O Oh Knives, what I have done to you?! Boo hoowhuahahhahahahaahhaahaa!! :-D)
Meryl: T_T+
Wolfwood: -_-;;
Meryl: T_T Why?
Wolfwood: I'm the wrong person to answer that.
Meryl: T_T Vash …and Rem…
Wolfwood: Why don't you just admit that you are… {Do you wanna live?} …um nothing… -_-;;
Meryl: T_T Why?!
Wolfwood: Try to enjoy the movie at least and don't stare them. ¬_¬
Meryl: HOW CAN I ENJOY A MOVIE IF I SEE THAT IDIOT BROOMHEAD ALL OVER REM?! XO
Everyone: SHHH!!
Meryl: O.o;; Oops… sorry… *wishes to be invisible*
Wolfwood: …I'm not here… -_-;;
:: Couple Seats Ahead ::
Vash: ^___^
Rem: This is really good movie.
Vash: Um, yes. {What movie?} n_n
Meryl: I CAN'T STADN THIS! *marches out of the cinema*
Wolfwood: *follows* -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Rem: What with her?
Vash: She maybe didn't like the movie. ^_^
Rem: Maybe. But I like.
Vash: I like it very much too. n_n {I'm in heaven…}
:: Black Cat Café ::
Wolfwood: *sits alone* -_-;; What a day… …well, at least I'm still free and Milly isn't around.
Milly: Mr. Priest!
Wolfwood: O.o;; Crap. I spoke too soon.
Milly: Oh Wolfwood! *hugs*
Wolfwood: O.o
Milly: Why are you here?
Wolfwood: I was about to ask the same. O.ô
Milly: I got a part time job from here, since the last waitress quit.
Wolfwood: I see. T_T_?
Milly: No smoking here, hun. ^___^
Wolfwood: -__-;;;
Dee: *enters the café* Oh, I'm so sorry, darling… ^.^;;
Knives: x_x
Dee: I call a taxi and then let's go home… okay?
Knives: … x_x …
Wolfwood: Holy crap! *hides behind a newspaper* I'm not here.
Milly: I will go serve the costumers. I will be back soon. ^__^
Wolfwood: NO!
Milly: ??
Wolfwood: No… {Knives would kill her!} …um… I don't wanna be alone. ^.^;; Let's have a chat about… out future …kids. -_-;;
Milly: Oh Wolfwood! *sits down right away* If we get a boy we should call him Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishiteshizumetarokakora and if it's a girl then she will be –
Wolfwood: Hey, what's the big idea? My middle name is not going to be my child's name! Do you even know what it means?
Milly: No, but is sounds funny. ^_^
Wolfwood: I give up… -_-;;
Dee: Is this your home, Knivesu?
Knives: Yes. T_T
Dee: It's wonderful. ^_^
Voice: Eep.
Knives: O.o
Dee: What was that?
Knives: Nothing! O.o
Voice: Eep.
Dee: There it's again! What is?
Knives: I dunno. O.O {I will kill you later, you stupid hamster!}
Dee: *goes to Knives office* What's this?
Knives: O.o I'm doomed.
Dee: …
Hamtaro: Eep. =^_^=
Dee: … T_T …Knives, there's a hamster in your office room.
Knives: Oh really? You see things. ^.^;;
Dee: *starts to leave*
Knives: Huh? You are… leaving? O.o
Dee: I can't stay a place where is something that, that… cute… A hamster… NEVER! I will never come back if you don't get rid of that… that… cuteness… bye.
Knives: O.o She… left? HOORAY!
Hamtaro: Eep! =^_^= *eats toilet paper*
Knives: Thank you stupid Hamtaro! I love you! XD
Hamtaro: Eep!! =o_o=
Knives: T_T No, not really… I still hate you… here *gives a whole book* Eat it.
Hamtaro: Eep! Epee! =^_^= *eats the book's pages*
Knives: ^_^ Freedom!
End Of Part 4