"My sister has a hamster...it's the stupidest thing. We put it in the
little rolly ball and it bumps into furniture and doesn't have the sense to
go around it...It also bit me about ten times. I keep dropping it on the floor
but it won't die."
- knives-sama the Reviewer from FF-NET
"Dear knives-sama (Millions Knives-sama? Is that You, my master?)
I had the same problem with my hamster (= Iippo Wilberi Wineetto Blah 2nd)
- what is BTW dead now (I didn't kill it! It was old!) -_- ...I use to put
it into rolly ball too and it scared my dog - and Raus should be a royalty
hunter dog or something... -_-;; Hamsters are just too powerful, but don't
worry, they won't live long. Maybe 2 years only. But while you wait that,
try to spin it around in the rolly ball ot let it eat your homeworks. ^.^
It's quite fun and usually sometimes. My teacher believed me when I said my
hasmter east my homework."
- PopMonkey7 & The ghost hamster Iippo
A/N: BTW I don't own Trigun! Cheers! ^_^
Wolfwood: This is really serious situation. -_-_?
Meryl: Hmm...
Wolfwood: I mean, REALLY serious.
Meryl: Hmm....
Wolfwood: Really deadly serious.
Meryl: Hmm...
Wolfwood: Meryl?
Meryl: Aha.
Wolfwood: Never mind. -_-;;
Meryl: Hmm...
Wolfwood:
Meryl: Yup.
Wolfwood: O.o
Meryl: Uh
Wolfwood: T_T Are you brain-dead or something?
Meryl: Yup.
Wolfwood: Should we give a cookie to E.G. Mine?
Meryl: Hmm...
Wolfwood: -_-;; You are not listening
Meryl: Hmm...
Wolfwood: Well are you jealous to Vash?
Meryl: Hmm... yes, whatever... O.O NO! NEVER! I'M NOT JELOUS TO VASH!
Wolfwood: Hey! You did listen to me! XD
Meryl: _ I don't wish you to die again.
Wolfwood: Me either. ^_^
Meryl: -_-;;
Wolfwood: Should we take Legato to psychiatry?
Meryl: Um errI dunno maybe
Wolfwood: I mean he's not eating and speaking I think he has lost his mind
Meryl: Why do you care? He's a evil man!
Wolfwood: Hey what do you except from priest who died because he started to think Vash's way??
Legato: *enters*
Meryl: Um
Legato: ;_\\ -- Zombie-Legato
Wolfwood: O.o
Legato: *leaves*
Meryl: Maybe we should call to psychiatry right away! That's too scary. He's NOT eating!
Phone: Ring! Ring!
Wolfwood: O.o They were fast *pick up the phone-* Hallo? O.O Meryl? Yes Um.. okay *turns to Meryl* Um, someone from Perfect Match wants to talk to you O.o ??
Meryl: O.O Um.. err say to them that I will change room and will be in phone soon! *runs upstairs*
Wolfwood: Um, okay. *back to phone* Wait just a minute she will be on the line soon *is about to hang up the phone* Wait a second *evil grin* {This I MUST hear!}
Knives: O.O
Hamtaro: ^_^ Eep!
Dee: *bangs the door* KNIVES! OPEN THE DOOR!
Knives: O.O;; I I can't! I don't wanna
Dee: OPEN THIS DOOR, MILLIONS ENMA KNIVES!
Knives: That's not my full name it's -
Hamtaro: =^_^= Eep! *eats Knives' 'Millions Ways To Take Over The World' book written by P. Monkey*
Knives: You idiot! That's MY book! This is yours! *gives 'This Book Don't Have No Name' book written by N. Amless*
Hamtaro: =^_^= EEP! *eats the both books*
Knives: O.o
Dee: *bangs even more the door* MILLIONS ENMA KNIVES!
Knives: THAT'S NOT MY NAME! XO
Dee: KNIVES!!!!!!!!!!!! *Bang! Bang*
Knives: --- That's it! I had enough! T_T
Dee: KNIVES! OPEN THE DOOR -
Knives: *opens the door* WHAT? T_T
Dee: O.O;; Um
Knives: I don't have all day. I'm a busy Plant you know. T_T
Dee: Um may I come in first?
Knives: No! T_T
Dee: 'k. Um err
Knives: Yes? -_-;;
Dee: Can you forgive me?
Knives: Forgive? O.o
Dee: Yes. I'm really sorry what I have done and I want to you to know that um I guess that was it I'm sorry.
Knives: O.o Um are you going to leave me alone now?
Dee: Yes, if that's your wish. -_-
Knives: Um.. 'k. That's just fine with me! XD Go! Get lost - O.O
Dee: ;_; You are so. mean *is about to leave but -*
Knives: *hugs Dee* -_-;; {I'm going to regret this.}
Dee: O.o *blushes*
:: Across The Street ::
Legato: ;_\\
Kuroneko: *walks and leaves* Nya!
Knives: -_-;; {I won't let Legato see me without a new minion!! NEVER!! He must know that everyone else can always replace him.}
Legato: ;_\\ *follows Kuroneko* I'm so lonely angst bishounen now oh this sorrow.
Kuroneko: Nya! Nya!
Fangirls: Hi Legato! ^____^
Legato: T_\\ ??
Fangirls: We are from official Angst Bishounen Clompers Club. May we clomp you? ^____^
Legato: T_\\ Go away! I'm want to be alone or do I have to use my mind powers?
Fangirls: *runs away* EEP! HE'S GOING TO KILL US!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!
Legato: -.\\
Fangirls: *far away* YOU FIND US IN PERFECT MATCH -
Legato: GOT TO HELL! *throws the skull from his left arm* AND LEAVE ME ALONE! .\\
Fangirls: WE GOT LEGATO'S SKULL! KAWAII! XD
Legato: O.\\
Fangirls: *fights over the skull* IT'S MINE!
Legato: They need a good lesson. -_\\ *mind controls*
Fangirls: *starts tap-dancing* OH NO! SOMEONE HELP US! WE ARE TAP-DANCING!
Legato: *ignores* -_-;; so simple minded and useless I'm So Alone! ;_\\
Kuroneko: Nya?! = O.o =
Knives: I'm So Alone! ;_;
Dee: What are you talking about, Knivesu-darling? ^_^ You got me by our side - FOREVER!
Knives: _ Why can't you be evil and insane outlaw again?
Dee: NEVER! I don't wanna kill anymore without purpose! Now own I will kill
only people you say that needs to be killed.
Knives: Okay. Hang yourself and leave me alone. T_T
Dee: T_T Knivesu don't take this so hard I mean, come on. I know you have feelings for me
Knives: NEVER! I don't have feelings for no one!
Vash: Yo, bro! ^_^.
Knives: O.O
Vash: Wazzap? ^_^
Rem: Hello, Knives. Nice to see you again. n_n
Knives: O.O YOU!
Rem: Yes, Knives? ^_^
Knives: A-ali-li-v-ve ?? O.O
Dee: O.o
Rem: Well, if the Gung-Ho Guns are alive, then why I wouldn't be alive? ^_^
Vash: ^__^. *hearts everywhere*
Dee: ¬_¬
Knives: But, but O.O I killed you! YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE!
Vash: Knives. :O That is no way to talk to Rem. Rem took care of both when we were little. Without her, we wouldn't be here, Knives. Show some respect to her. At least ones.
Knives: Respect? - Kiss my ass! T_T Dee... let's go I know a good place near were we can be alone bye brother and worthless human scum.
Dee: Whatever you want dear Knivesu-babe. ^_^
Knives: -__-;;;;
Vash: Rem isn't a human scum!! No human isn't!! ..
Rem: Vash dear don't push yourself too much.
Vash: But Rem I_I.
Rem: Knives like everyone else has different ways of thinking and I'm sure he will come to his sense soon. ^_^ Look at him. ^_^ He got a girlfriend. No one - Oh look! A red flower!
Vash: O.o
Rem: Oh, I just love red flowers. ^_^ Vash! Buy me that flower! T_T
Vash: o.O Huh? Um, sure, okay. ^_^ Anything you wanna.
:: Park ::
Meryl: T_T My date is late I could be at home watching Young And The Restless now. -_- hmm, Milly is sure a tough one I hope Wolfwood is all right
:: A Creepy Flashback ::
Meryl: *comes downstairs* ^_^
Wolfwood: You got a date! O.O
Meryl: Huh? Who did you know?! O.o
Wolfwood: Err, you are smiling! ^.^;;
Meryl: Don't say that you spy me on the phone? _
Wolfwood: No! I would never do that! ^_^;;;;
Meryl: You better not if you wish to live
Door: *opens*
Wolfwood: O.O
Milly: *carries tens of bags* Wolfwood! I'm home! ^_^ I was shopping stuff to our baby boy.
Meryl: Baby? Boy? O.o ??
Wolfwood: But you are not even pregnant yet! T_T And you don't know if the baby will be boy or a girl.
Milly: It's your job to get us baby boy. Ask from God to give us a boy. ^_^
Wolfwood: T_T;;
Meryl: -__-;;
Wolfwood: Milly
Meryl: God doesn't 'work' like that that he will give us what we want.
Milly: But Wolfwood is a priest!
Wolfwood: What that does have to do with this? O.o
Milly: I'm sure God will listen to you. ^_^
Wolfwood: -_-;; I'm sure he will listen but -
Milly: We are getting a baby boy! We having a baby boy! Hurrah! Hurrah! ^____^
Wolfwood: O.o But, but, BUT!
Milly: Lalalalalallaaa *goes upstairs*
Wolfwood: But BUT! ;_;
:: End Of Creepy Flashback ::
Meryl: I feel quite sorry for him Milly sure can be annoying sometimes. -_-;;
???: What are YOU doing here?
Meryl: O.O YOU?
???: Yes me. Midvalley. T_T
Meryl: Well, it's not your business, Hornfreak.
Midvalley: Well, if you are not my date then it's not my business. T_T
Meryl: O.o {No! Not again! Damn that Perfect Match! I will sue them!}
Midvalley: Hey isn't that Zazie and -
Vash: Hello Meryl! ^_^
Meryl T_T
Rem: Hi Meryl. I'm Rem. Nice to meet you. ^_^
Meryl: I know that you are Rem. Vash had told that so many times. T_T
Vash: May I ask what are you doing here with Hornfreak? O.o
Meryl: O.O
Midvalley: I was just passing by. I would never go on a date with her! _
Meryl: _ Idiot.
Midvalley: Whatever. I better go now with my date. I'm all ready late. See ya.
Meryl: T_T That shirt is terrible.
Vash: I agree.
Rem: How can someone wear that kind of shirt? It's horrible. T_T
Vash: O.o Rem?
Rem: Let's go Vash. I want to buy some clothes. *drags Vash away*
Vash: Um, err, bye Meryl... o.O Wait! Rem!
Meryl: T_T That's Rem Saverem, Vash's deepest love?
Kuroneko: Nya!
Legato: ;_\\
Meryl: O.o Um I can see the last part of Young And The Restless, if I hurry. *leaves*
Legato: *sniff* ;_\\