Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Crazy
Chapter 2
Q Steps in to Help…or is he?
"Ugh…" I had another headache.
"Here, this will help." Chakotay handed me a cup of tea.
"Thanks." I kissed his cheek, and sipped the tea.
"Hey, Janeway."
I looked up. "Intendant."
"If you kill a few ensigns, that'll help."
"We don't do that in the Federation." I smiled. "Although it might help." I sipped the tea.
"Is that Earl Grey?"
"No."
"Good, because if you did I would've killed you right there. I don't like people who drink that sissy crap. Reminds me of Picard, that bastard."
"No wonder." I put the cup back on the saucer and looked up at her. "Aren't you supposed to be finding your way back to the mirror universe?"
"Yes, but I don't know where it is."
"What?"
"I don't know where it is. My ship's trying to find it."
"Oh. Why don't you get somebody who can do the job for you, like-"
"Q here, for all of your needs…" Q yawned. "What do you want, Kathy…"
Intendant Janeway grabbed Q and pinned him to the wall. "I want to go back to my universe! Now!"
"You are in your universe, Kathy," Q said sleepily. "Although I don't know why there's a copy of you right behind you."
I slapped him. "Wake up, Q!"
Q blinked. "Kathy? Then who's…?" He screamed.
I slapped him harder. "Get a grip, Q! She's from the mirror universe!"
"Oh." He snapped, and appeared behind her. "I see…" He snapped, then did it again. "Oh no, I can't use that power!" He pounded his head on the wall. "They sealed that power…"
"Who's he?" Intendant Janeway muttered.
"Q, he's this omnipotent being."
"What's wrong with him?"
"He's just reliving his feelings on my wall-hey, don't pound your head on my desk!"
Chakotay held me. "It's all right, Kathryn."
"What?"
"Never mind." He let go.
A bucket of coffee then poured on my whole desk, covering all of the padds and Q.
"PARIS!!!!" I yelled.
Chakotay hugged me close. "It's okay Kathryn…"
"I'm going to get that Paris-ahh!"
Another bucket came down on me, except it was cream instead of coffee.
"PARIS!"
"Kathryn!" Chakotay yelled. The Intendant just stared.
"Captain, what the heck is with you?!"
I wiped the cream off my face. "I'm going to get revenge with that TOM EUGENE PARIS!"
A bucket hit me, and I crumpled to the floor.