A/N: I own Trigun! BWHUHAHAHHAHAAHAHAA *breath* HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! XD NOT AT ALL! BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH - - - +_+ - - - *dies and reborn* ^__^ BTW, beware to be surprised. XD
Legato: ;_\\
Kuroneko: -_- Nya
Knives: T_T What are you doing here?
Dee: ^_^
Legato: Master! O.\\
Knives: I'm NOT your master! T_T
Legato: I'm very sorry ma sir Mr. Knives.
Knives: -_-;;
Dee: Hey, you are that guy from the bar. You were with that bitchy looking girl. That ex-minion guy.
Legato: -_\\
Knives: T_T Don't you have anything better do than sit in here and talk to that stupid cat?
Legato: N-n-no. ;_\\
Knives: -____-;; Dee let's go. This is too depressive scene.
Dee: Sure. Let's go. Maybe we should that deprive blue guy? ^_^
Knives: Maybe later. -_-
Dee: Um, okay. ^_^
Legato: O_\\ That evil women ahs change my master he don't even want to kill anymore. I have do save my master!
Kuroneko: Nya!
Legato: Why are you following me? Get lost! I won't buy you food! *throws the cat away*
Kuroneko: *flies* NNNNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legato: ^_\\ I feel better all ready. Where did they went? I must kill that robot-women! *hides in a bush*
Knives: *!"%?£#!"`^*½!£@ß*-.§?{& !!! XO
Dee: Wow, Knives. How you do that? O.O
Knives: _ It wasn't me. That stupid red haired nerd in the front of the computer singing loudly JPOP. -_- She censored my line and I her favorite character! IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT ME BAKA+!
Author: ^_^ Gomen Knivesu. I'm just out of ideas now and that was fun at least I think
Knives: T_T I hate you.
Dee: Hi Pop Monkey!! XD
Author: Hi Dee. ^_^ Knives, listen up you will stick around with Dee and that's it! If you don't do what I say, I will make you suffer eternal!
Knives: O.ô I'm not scare of you, baka! HEY, STOP THAT!
Authors* pokes Knives* Take that!
Dee: That and sux!
Author: I agree! *pokes Knives bit more* I think you had your punishment or do you want me to get my bishounen-whip?
Knives: O.O NO! NOT THAT!
Author: than behave and act like a lover or something like that Dee, take care of Knivesu-babe-sama. ^_^
Dee: I will. ^_^ Bye!
Author: Bye! *gone with the wind*
Knives: O.O So, she was the one who gave me that name
Dee: Yes. Dear, shall we go now or will I have to get her back with her whip? ^_^
Knives: O.O Yes, ma'am.
Dee: *giggles* Oh Knivesu-darling... ^.^
Knives: -_-;;; {I'm doomed!}
Legato: O.\\
Dee + Knives: *leaves hand by hand*
Legato: O.\\ I have to save my master!
Kuroneko: NYA! =.= *attacks*
Legato: AH! HELP ME! KURONEKO TURNED DIABLO!
Rem: What was that?
Vash: O.o I dunno, and I think we shouldn't know it at all. Come, I will buy you more flowers.
Rem: ^_^ Oh Vash.
Vash: *blush* ^______________________^
Legato: +_\\
Kuroneko: Nyahhahaaahhaahaahhaa! (A/N: Kuroneko = Evil !! O.O SHINE NEKO, SHINE! .)
Hornfreak: Damn, she didn't come. -_-
Dominique: Hey! Hornfreak!
Midvalley: Why is everyone now in the park but my date isn't? T_T
Dom: Date? Why don't you play with your whores? Hey, what happened to your girlfriend? ^_~
Mid: Girlfriend?? What a hell are you talking about? O.ô
Dom: Sylvia of course! XD HAHAHAA!
Mid: T_T You are SO dead if I would had my Sylvia with me.
Dom: Hahaa hey, sorry, Middy. Come with me to Longshot and let's have a drink.
Mid: You are in a good mood? Did something happened? O.ô
Dom: Well, I just bored like everyone else right now so are you coming or not?
Mid: Hmm okay.
Dom: ^_^
Legato: *hides still in the bush* T_\\ They are getting softheads I have to put them in order, right after when I have save my Master *looks around* Where is that evil witch?
Kuroneko: Nya. *points the sitting couple*
Legato: Good Kuroneko. Now Kuroneko go spy them and bring me information,
Kuroneko: Hai. *leaves*
Legato: O.\\ Did that cat said 'Hai'?!
Knives: T_T That women
Dee: T_T She and Vash that's just too much I mean, look at them
Knives: That women is slaving my brother that's disgusting!
Dee: Um can I stop solving that women now, Knives?
Knives: No! Continue!
Dee: Hai. -_- She's ugly.
Knives: Darn right she is! A freaking hippie! T_T
Kuroneko: Nya! =^_^=
Dee: YOU ARE ALIVE? Again? O.o
Knives: Huh?
Dee: I have killed that cat all ready 2 times!
Knives: Maybe there are a whole family of Kuronekos.
Dee: Maybe... *pets*
Kuroneko: Nya... =^_^=
Dee: Oh, it's so cute. ^_^
Knives: -_-;; {Now, she went crazy - finally.}
Dee: *evil grin* Nice kitty *pets*
Kuroneko: Nya. =^_^=
Dee: DIE! *throws the cat in a bush where Legato is* STUPID CAT!
Knives: -_-;;; {She's back to normal again.} Let's go eat something
Dee: There a new restaurant in town.
Knives: Well, the let's go there and spend my new MasterCard.
Legato: ;_\\ That's MY MasterCard
Kuroneko: +_+
Legato: Let's go my minion!
Kuroneko: x_x
Vash: x_x.
Rem: ^_^
Vash: x_x. Rem-dear?
Rem: ^_^
Vash: Rem!
Rem: Yes, Vash darling? ^_^
Vash: Can we have a brake? My back is killing me because of this shopping aren't 25 bags of shopping enough, Rem?
Rem: T_T No. You can rest later. There is a huge sale in the mall.
Vash: O.o S-s-a-a-l-l-e?? *faints* +_+.
Rem: Vash! Get up! Don't lie there like a some idiot! It's embarrassing. *slaps*
Vash: O.O.
Rem: Come on, Vash! Let's go! :-o I need to shop!
Vash: o.O. {Is that sweet Rem?!} ;_;
Rem: VASH!
Vash: Coming!
:: Behind a tree ::
Dee: Good thing that we walked by this shop.
Knives: BWHUHAHAHAHAAA! Did you saw his face? I knew it! I knew it! That women is no-good-human-scum like the rest animals.
Dee: So true. That Rem, seems to be a quite bitch.
Knives: T_T But she won't never win this one women I know.
Dee: Really? Who is this bitchy women?! O.ô
Knives: T_T;; Err she's friend of author annoying bitchy short-tempered
Dee: Meryl? Pop Monkey said she's a real bitch.
Knives: No, not quite her. -_-;; But that was a close guess.
Dee: Well what se looks like?
Knives: Tall, skinny, brown short hair, blue eyes, messy clothes
Dee: HEY! You are talking about me! :-O You fucking jackass!
Knives: HEHEHEE! *evil grin*
:: Behind another tree ::
Legato: {That's my Master.} ^_\\
Kuroneko: Nya! =T_T=
Legato: Shh! They maid hear us. T_\\
:: The Last Samurai - Restaurant ::
Knives: T_T Why?
Dee: O.ô
Knives: T_T Why you are here?
Rei-Dei: I own this place and E.G. and Monev works here too. Since legato doesn't give us any job, we don't get money.
Knives: I see well whatever that's not my business. You worthless ex-minion of mine, bring us 2 steaks.
Dee: ^_^
Rei-Dei: Right away, sir.
Dee: I must say, you have really odd minions I mean ex-minions.
Knives: They are as odd as you are. T_T
Dee: T_T You maybe have forgot that I carry a gun under my black mini-shirt.
Knives: O.o;;
Legato: *sits in a corner, behind a newspaper* How that women dares to say that to MY master? _\\
Kuroneko: Nya!
Legato: What - I told you to stay outside. No pets are not allowed to come in this restaurants. Didn't you see the sing?
Kuroneko: *purr* =^_^=
Legato: Stupid car -_\\
Knives: T_T
Dee: What's wrong, darling?
Knives: I felt something. I think someone is watching us. _
Legato: *hides under the table* EEP! O.\\
Knives: Oh is that darn cat again. *sees only Kuroneko sitting in a table.
Dee: GOD! I HATE THAT CAT! *takes out her F. Marlom Special*
Knives: Don't you dare to miss it!
Dee: Hah! Since when I have miss my target?!
Knives: Hmm, you have a good point. Just kill it.
Author: NO!
Everyone: O.o
Knives: YOU AGAIN!
Author: You are on a date now! You shouldn't be killing!
Knives: I'm Millions Knives and this is Little Dee a.k.a. Akuma.
Author: I KNOW THAT! T_T But still I'm trying to keep this in PG-13 and romance/humor fic god dammed!
Knives: Guess what? You failed! *takes Dee's gun and shoots Kuroneko*
Kuroneko: x_x
Knives: I had enough. Dee, we are out of here!
Dee: Fine with me!
Author: -_- Darn, there went Kuroneko # 71. Someone, bring Kuroneko # 72 here!
Random person: Here!
Kuroneko # 72: Nya! =^_^=
Author: Don't just stand there, put in on the table! Gees, what wrong with people anyway. I'm trying for the first time write a romance fic in English! *mumbles and leaves*
Random: *puts the new Kuroneko on table and leaves*
Legato: O.\\ So that's how that cat is everywhere there is whole punch of Kuronekos! A Kuroneko army!
End Of Part 6
TO BE CONTINUED