DATING DISASTER // PART 07 // LEGATO'S PAST
PopMonkey7: Today I have make a special chapter and we are going to have s little chat with Millions Knives and Legato Bluesummers and that's it for now. Enough small talks, let's start the converstation right away. Welcome Knives and Legato, to my kindom, PopMonkey7's hideout, where all the HTML-queen's magic happens.
Knives: That sounded somehow very disturbing. ._
Pm7: I mean HTML-coding you baka!
Legato: *looks around* Master, there is lots of pictures of you. And Vash. O.\\
Knives: _ I can see that. … *to Legato* You are in some of them too.
Legato: Yes, master.
Knives: What a hell is that? O.ô Yu… gi.. oh? Never heard of it?
Legato: Excel? Saga?
Knives: Gravitation? Shaman King? Naruto? What is all this junk? O.o
Knives: Trigun? What's that? Looks familiar…
Legato: Master! I would a mini you! O.\\
PopMonkey7: DON'T TOUCH THAT! IT'S MY PRECIOUS!!
Knives: O.o What a hell? Is that me? I DON'T LOOK THAT UGLY!
PopMonkey7: *turns red* DON'T TOUCH MY PRECIOUS TRIGUN ACTION FIGURES!
Legato: Trigun? O.\\
PopMonkey7: Nevermind, let's just start the chat moment. *ignores the action figure* Please have a set. *point blue sofa next to her*
Legato: *sits* -_\\
Knives: WHY IN THE EARHT YOU HAVE THAT, THAT - THING!? *waves Knives action figure madly around* I'M NOT THIS FAT! THE HAIR IS ALL WRONG! EVERYTHINGS! I'N NON-PERFECT!
PopMonkey7: MILLIONS KNIVES! SIT DOWN AND DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! XO *takes the figure and put in a box and locks the box* Better… -_-
Knives: O.o
Legato: Why you! How dare you talk to Him like that, you low and worthless scum!
Knives: Legato… shut up. It's my job to yell her.
Legato: Yes, master. I'm sorry, master. -_\\ I don't need your forgiveness. *sits down*
PopMonkey7: It must be fun to have minions, Knives, isn't it? ^_^
Knives: Sometimes, yes, but not always. Especially the minion is been creepy and follows YOU WHEREVER you go… .
PopMonkey7: I see what you mean… *looks at Legato* …I have minons, but non of them isn't as good looking as Legato and a total freak at the same time… .
Legato: Are you talking about me? O_\\
PopMonkey7: Nope. We were talking about Elendira The Crimsonnail. T_T;;
Legato: Oh. He os she… is a real bitch.
Knives: -_-;;
PopMonkey7: I believe you are a really a blond, Legato. T_T
Legato: How come?
Knives: Should we start now? T_T;; I'm only here because I'm afraid that you would write something yaoi about me again.
Pm7: Yaoi? *evil hentai grin* No, not in this fic… maybe… anyway…
Knives: Yes, yes, whatever. I wanna get out of this creepy room what is full of japanese stuff and stuffed animals. -_-
PopMonkey: Okay, okay! Calm down! *takes a breath* So how did you 2 guys met?
Knives: It was a long time ago and I was wandering around Gunsmoke until I ended up in this small town and I felt like I wanted to destory or blow up something -
PopMonkey7: That's not new. u_u
Legato: How dare you interrupt my Master, you -
PopMonkey7 + Knives: Shut up!!
Legato: Hai. -_\\
Knives: The longer you speak, the longer I have to suffer! So shut up.
Legato: Hai. -_\\
Knives: Um, where was I… oh yes… so, I was walking around this town and I passed by this one school and I saw this little kid…
Pm7: Who was Legato?
Knives: Yes. A small thin kid with a lollipop and had a blue hair and all the kid was picking him…
Pm7: Oh you poor thing. *pets Legato*
Legato: T_\\ pissed off!!
Knives: Anyway. Little Legato walk to me and he looked up to me and I remember how he tried to use mind powers on me. But of course, didn't work. *small smirk*
Legato: I have always been a weak one against my Master. He's perfect. No one can win him. -_\\
Knives: Yeah, yeah… whatever… And then I though that I could have some use for him, since his parents came to take him and his brother -
Pm7: You have a brother, Legato? O.o I though you had a little sister!
Legato: I DON'T' HAVE A BROTHER OR SISTER!
Pm7: O.o;;
Knives: _ Shall I continue?
Pm7: Oh yes, sure. Go ahead.
Legato: -_\\
Knives: Ahem. So Legato's parents came and took Legato and his brother away and I saw how Legato hated them badly. They treated him like a I would treat a human and then suddenly, Legato came to me…
Pm7: Thanks Knives. Now I wanna hear something for Legato too.
Knives: Whatever. -_-
Legato: Um… like my Master said, I came back to my Him and since then I have been serving my Master.
Pm7: Is that all? You parents treated you badly and kids picked you in school and so you wanted suddenly serve deadly-sexy Knives? O.o … I wish I had mind powers! .
Legato: -_\\ Low life.
Pm7: Okay… so your parents were real meanies, because that you hate humans so badly even now. And what about brother then? Did he hated you?
Legato: I don't have a brohter.
Knives: Well, you have, Legato. And very odd one too.
Pm7: What do you mean, Knives?
Knives: Later after Legato and I left, I met Legato's brother, Fred and he… he fits bit in same category with Crimsonnail.
Pm7: What? Is he trassexual too? O.o
Legato + Knives: NO!
Pm7: Then what?
Knives: You better not know… I just hope he will never show up. -_-
Pm7: Um, okay… *thinking something evil*
Legato: You will die if you call him over to this fic!!
Pm7: Okay, okay! I won't… gees, you guys are no fun… _
Knives: Well, was that all?
Pm7: No! I wanna more details! Legato, did everyone picked ou because of your 'freak-nature'?
Legato: If you mean my hair, eyes, power and obsession if food, skulls, spikes and blood… then yes.
Pm7: Um… O.o…. err… and did your parens just let you go just like that?
Legato: Yes. They hated me too. They wanted to get rid of me all the long…
Pm7: That's, that's… so sad!! ;_; POOR LEGATO! *hugs*
Legato: Back off… T_\\ Ready to kill.
Knives: No. Let her hug. It looks fun. *evil smirk*
Legato: -_\\
Pm7: Maybe you want a hug too Knivesu-babe? *wink*
Knives: T_T;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; No thanks, I get enough from Dee. By the way… WHY DID I HAVE TO BE WITH DEE?? I HATE HER!!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST DIE OR LEAVE ME ALONE??? YOU ARE THE AUTOHOR, SO GET RIP OFF HER RIGHT NOW!!!!
Pm7: I tell you a secret Knives… *stops hugging poor Legato and looks deadly serious* Dee … she's really… a… a… *hyper* ALIEN SPY from Jupiter and she came to kill you and tries to take over the world and kill all the humans that she hate and make you her fiancee and marry you and something like that!!!!!! *clams down* But don't' worry… *wink, wink* Legato will save you Knives and you will be lovers and then you two will be all kissing and -
Knives + Legato: WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????!!! .O.O O.\\
Pm7: Um, sorry… wrong fic…
Knives: …. Does some… write stuff like that… about me… and Legato?!!! .
Legato: O.\\
Pm7: Yes. Me! XD And some other fangirls of you two! BWHUHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!
Knives: I should have know… -_-;;;;
Legato: You, you… wortless… nothing!
Pm7: T_T Do I see you blushing, Legato? Maybe you would like that to happened? If you do, I will defenity do it. *evil smirk*
Knives: If you dare to think about it I will surely kill you most painfulles way!!
Legato: -_\\ I deserve to die, Master, but I wasn't thinking anything like that. I just want hot dogs.
Pm7: Good lie, Legato, but not good enough. I shall punish you under the name of Fifth Moon! *Sailor Moonlight Shadow pose*
Knives: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm leaving!
Pm7: I'm sorry, Knives. That was maybe over the line, but don't worry. Just let us end this chapter with a peaceful chat, shall we? ^_^;;
Knives: NO! *death glare* I'm leaving now! You had enough info about Legato
so let's go.
Legato: Yes, master. -_\\
Knives + Legato: *leaves*
Pm7: Darn… I wanted to so much hear about this Fred boy... oh well… *hacker mode* Time for work for HTML-queen now. Opearation 'Who is Fred Bluesummers'! *hacks in to some files in the net*
… later that week …
Pm7: *sits on her office* (A/N: Yes, I have a office, what I will explane later in the fic why I have it. ^_~)
Door: *nock. nock*
Pm7: I'm busy. *makes paperplanes*
???: Um, I though we had a meeting today…
Pm7: Are you Fred?
???: Yes, Fred Bluesummers
Pm7: Then come on in. *stop making paperplanes and looks deadly serious business women* ^_^
Fred: Hello. //_^
Pm7: O.O
Fred: Is something wrong?
Pm7: This is a dream come true. *.*
Fred: Huh?
Pm7: I don't own Trigun, but I own Fred!
Fred: Huh? You own me? //.o
Pm7: _ Shut up! I'm making this chapters ending speaach now.
Fred: Oh, ok.
Pm7: So stay tuned! And let's see what I will do to Legato and who shall suffer next. BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAA!
Fred: To be continued. //_^
End Of Part 7