DATING DISASTER // PART 08 // STALKER MERYL
A/N: Okay, I'm gonna die soon, since I called Fred over to this fic, but he won't be here, not yet. Let's hope that Knives isn't in a mood to kill! ^o^;; I understand pretty hell why Legato don't admit that he has a brother and Knives don't wanna see him… but I love Fred. XD Enough bullshit. I don't own Trigun so bet it.
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:: At Black Cat Café ::
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n
Meryl: T_T *hides behind a newspaper AKA spying*
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n
Meryl: T_T;;
… later …
:: At The Flower Shop ::
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n Look Vash. Red flowers.
Vash: ^_^. *buys red flowers for Rem* Here.
Rem: Oh Vash. n_n
Meryl: *eats flowers in anger* T_T;;;;
… later …
:: At The Cinema ::
Vash: ^__^. *arms around Rem*
Rem: n_n
Meryl: *eats popcorns in anger* T___T;;;;;
… much later …
:: At Ice Cream Bar ::
Rem: n_n
Vash: ^_^.
Meryl: T__T;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
??: Why are you spying Vash and that lady?
Meryl: O.o Jessica?
Jessica: Yes me. ^_^ (A/N: The 'evil' blond girl from episode 20 & 21 who wanna marry Vash)
Meryl: What in the earth are you doing here?
Jessica: I think the same as you. Spying Vash and that lazy, who has take my husband.
Meryl: ¬_¬
Jessica: *sits down and orders an ice cream*
Meryl: ¬_¬
Jessica: I think we should team up and get rid of that black haired lady and then see who Vash will take his girlfriend.
Meryl: No. I'm not interest to be that stupid morons girlfriend?
Jessica: Then why are you spying them? You must be jealous!
Meryl: Me?! Jealous?! O.O NEVER!! T_T *storms out*
Rem: Vash, weren't that your friend, Meryl Stryfe?
Vash: Where? *looks around* Hmm… maybe… O.o. …but what was she doing here?
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Pm7: "Millions Knives was going back to home after the conversation with me, where Legato was. After that he and Legato went to homes and here we are at Knives home door…"
Knives: SHUT UP AND STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND DIE!
Pm7: *yells from somewhere far away* Never! BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHA!
Knives: Just leave me alone! I hate to be your toy! Been with Dee is bad enough! I hate to be on your fan fictions!
Dee: *opens door* KNIVESU-BABE! ^__^ *bear hug*
Knives: T_T;;;;;;;; PopMonkey7, you really hate me, because I lie to you, don't you? (A/N: Stories To Tell - Episode 8 ; Knives promised me to be a Gung-Ho Gun if I kill Crimsonnail and give Knives' Long Colt back. . Well, guess what. I gave the gun back, but he escapes and I have been tricked!)
Dee: Who are you talking, darling?
Knives: Never mind, let's go in…
Pm7: *somewhere far away* BWHUHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAA!
Legato: *hides in a bush* That idiot author should die and free my Master from this hellish suffering. T_\\
Pm7: T_T Ahem. I can erase you from this story whenever I want to, so behave or yaoi for you!
Legato: O.\\ Hai!
Pm7: Trallalalalalaaa… it's so good to be the author… lalalaaalaaalaaaa! *sings really badly*
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Meryl: *mumbles something crazy*
Wolfwood: … _
Meryl: … T_T …
Wolfwood: Since you came home, you have been all mad and stuff. Did something happen?
Meryl … T_T …
Wolfwood: C'mon. You can tell me.
Meryl: …
Wolfwood: Meryl.
Meryl: … WHO COULD SHE SAY THAT I'M JEALOUS TO THAT NO-GOOD BRAINLESS JELLY HEAD, THAT IDIOT BROOM HEAD, BUTTER BRAIN DROOL EYE DONUT FREAK WHO ONLY BRINGS TROUBLE?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolfwood: … O.o .. um… maybe I shouldn't have ask… -_-
Meryl: I'M NOT JEALOUS TO REM! SHE ISN'T EVEN A GOOD LOOKING AND PRETTY -
Vash: T_T.
Meyl: O.o Vash!
Vash: T_T.
Wolfwood: Oh shit! I'm out of cigarettes. I need to go buy some! Buy! ^.^;; *gone*
Meryl: O.o;; Um… hey… Vash.
Vash: T_T. Did you say that my Rem isn't pretty?
Meryl: No! No! No! I mean… the band! Yes, the band Rem! Damn, that they play boring music, don't you think too? ^_^;;;
Vash: T_T. I won't talk to you never again, Meryl. *leaves*
Meryl: Vash… I'm…
Vash: *slams the door*
Meryl: …sorry… u_u …
…
Wolfwood: Is it all clam now…? Can I come back now?
Meryl: Sure, whatever… -_-
Wolfwood: Oh good.
Meryl: …
Wolfwood: He's really angry, isn't he?
Meryl: Yes…
Wolfwood: Well… you can only blame yourself, Meryl.
Meyrl: I know…
Wolfwood: ^_^ Make a confession and it all be all right again! *takes out his little crush* Coin in the hole and God will forgive all your sin! ^__^
Meryl: *slap*
Wolfwood: x_X
Meryl: *storms out*
Wolfwood: …did I say something wrong… ?? … x_X
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Legato: So… hungry… ;_\\ *still in the bush* But I can't think food now! I need to save my master!
Pm7: *pops suddenly next to Legato* Listen Legato. I have made it very clearly that Knives and Dee are not meant to be together. This only temporary, so calm down. You have much bigger problems to thinks… like your MasterCard bill… u_u *gives the bill to Legato*
Legato: *looks at the bill* O.\\ 60, 000 000 000 $$ ?!
Pm7: Oh, oops, that was Vash's wanted poster. ^_^;; Gomen nasai. This is YOUR bill.
Legato: 100 million dollars???????????????????????? O.\\
Pm7: Knives bough a new computer, TV, stereos, the hamster and for the hamster some stuff, new sofa, books, clothes, food, some bomb stuff, bullets for his Long Colt, lightbulds…
Legato: But, but… I'm sure that all of those together are not 100 millions dollars.
Pm7: That's right. Then we come to Dee, who stole the car when you and Knives were with me in last chapter. ^_^ You know her; drinks, drinks, drinks, guns, drinks, bullets, clothes, camping, drinks, cigarettes, more guns, guns, new part for her body, more drinks… Dee's body parts are VERY expensive. ^_^
Legato: ;_\\
Pm7: *hug* Oh poor Legato. But don't you worry. I have a job for you, so you can get money to pay this bill and you can take the rest money from the Gung-Ho Guns. n_n
Legato: Sometimes I fear your way of thinking. T_\\ What kind of job you little brat have?
Pm7: *evil grin* Mostly as my bodyguard and then you could become a star of a new show too. ^_~
Legato: Star of a show? What kind of show?
Pm7: A show, where you only have to read what the papers say. That's all. n_n
Legato: T_\\ There's something fishy about this… fish… *drools* ARGH! I'M SO HUNGRY! I NEED FOOD! NEED MONEY…. Okay! Okay! I do it! I need money! Just give me the job!
Pm7: Yay! I finally got my first real minion!! *jumps around* I WILL SHOW YOU KNIVES THAT I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!
Legato: -_\\;; What have I done.
Knives: SHUT UP! I'M WATCHING JERRY SPRINGER!
Pm7: Sorry, Knviesu-babe! … Come Legato. I buy you a hot dog!
Legato: HAI! ^_\\
Pm7: By the way. I'm now on your new mistress, so you should call my that.
Legato: T_\\ Never!
Pm7: Do it or I write yaoi! T_T I can do that easily! I will put you together with Vash!
Legato: O.\\ You couldn't do that! That's just too cruel!
Pm7: *evil grin* Oh really? Is what you think? Well, think again, pretty boy. :-D Now, come on Legato-san, we have work to do and hot dogs to buy.
Legato: T_\\ Yes, mistress.
(A/N: Beware of the yaoi fangirl! XD)
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Meryl: T_T
Jessica: T_T
Meryl: I don't understand this…
Jessica: Me too.
Meryl: What Vash sees in Rem? I mean come on, she looks… so boring. T_T
Jessica: Yes. We are much prettier than that… so called saint.
Meryl: I agree!
Jessica + Meryl: *spies Vash & Rem in the corner table of the Black Cat Cafe*
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n
Vash: ^_^.
Rem: n_n
Zazie: *enters the cafe* … T_T Why is that broom head here? … *sits down* One milk shake, please!
Hoppered: One milk shake, coming.
Rem: Oh look at that cute boy, Vash. n_n *points Zazie*
Vash: …yes... ^_^;;; ..um.. very cute indeed {Oh my God! I lied to Rem!}
Zazie: Where is she? She's late again.
Zazie's Girlfriend *enters* Hey Zazie! ^_^
Zazie: *blushes* n_n
Everyone: Zazie and -
Pm7: *pops up from nowhere* TO BE CONTINEUD !!
Legato: That was mean. I wanted to know who is Zazie's girlfriend. T_\\ *eats hot dogs*
Pm7: End of part 8! BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAA! *went crazy*
Legato: I hate my job all ready… -_-
Pm7: What was that, Legato darling? n_n+
Legato: Nothing, mistress. -_\\