Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Crazy

Chapter Five

Upside Down, bouncing on the bulkheads…

"End program." Chakotay stood there. "What's wrong, Captain?"

I turned, and punched him. He blocked it.

"It's not good venting anger at the Intendant, let alone a hologram. Or at me."

I looked up. "I'm sorry."

"That's okay, Katie."

A light lit up in my head. "I have a plan, but you're going to be in this one."

"Yeay! I mean, yes, Captain."

I punched him playfully. "Come on…"

=/\= =/\= =/\=

I placed the last bucket over her chair. "Thanks, Commander."

He smiled. "No problem. Where's the mirror Chakotay?"

"Here." He stood there, looking at me. "Hello, Captain."

I smiled. "Don't tell the Intendant that I've done this."

"Yes, Captain."

I turned to the mirror Chakotay and laughed. "Kathryn, please. You're not an officer on my ship." I quietly hid behind the Intendant's chair, and waited for the Intendant. It wasn't long-she came onto the bridge and sat down in the chair.

"Report!"

I pulled the string, and the cream and coffee ran over her.

"Damn you, Janeway!" She yelled. I giggled and grabbed her helmet and took it off.

"Hya, Intendant!" I ran off with the helmet.

"Come back here, weakling!" She then tripped, courtesy of Chakotay.

I threw the helmet back, and I heard a thud.

"Janeway…." She put a fist up. "I'm going to get you sometime!"

I stuck a tongue out at her and skipped away to Voyager.

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The Intendant wasn't very happy when she came aboard Voyager. "Janeway, I'm going to kill you!" She yelled.

"Kiss my ass, Intendant!" I ran off, hightailing it.

"Wait till I get my hands on you!"

I heard her footsteps behind me, and I ducked into the mess hall, laughing.

Someone put their hands around me, and I turned, looking into Chakotay's eyes. "Hello, handsome." I touched his tattoo and smiled.

He kissed me, and smiled. The doors opened.

"Janeway…"

I turned. "Go away." I turned back to Chakotay and kissed him.

"Why you-"

I turned. "Go away. Erect a forcefield on Intendant Janeway." I grinned.

"Thanks a lot." She sat down. "A weakling beat me."

I glared, and went back to Chakotay. "Lets go on a date!"

"Hey, don't ignore me! What are you doing?" The Intendant yelled.

I walked with Chakotay to the Holodeck. The Intendant was pouting. I took a withering glance at her, then skipped to the turbolift.

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"Shut up!" The Intendant tried to pull the thing off our fingers. "What did you put on here? Super glue?"

"I have no fucking idea!" I looked at her. "Come on…"

Paris was laughing his head off. I slapped him.

"Fuck you!" He yelled at us, running off.

"Stupid fucking toy." She aimed a phaser at it, but it didn't come off. "Fucking Starfleet phaser."

"Goddamit." I dragged her to Astrometrics. "Seven!"

She looked up. "It seems that you need assistance."

"Duh! Now get this thing off our fingers!" I yelled.

She came over and tried to pull us off. "I suggest that you go to Lt. Torres for assistance."

"Thanks a lot," The Intendant said. "Stupid Borg."

Seven threw her tricorder at her, and it bounced off her head.

"OW!"

I dragged her to Engineering. "Stop pouting, you deserve it."

"Humph!" She crossed her arms over her chest and let me drag her.

I looked at her. "I can't carry you."

"I'm making you."

I kicked her. "Stand up."

She stood up and pointed a finger at me. "You can't order me!"

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"NO YOU CAN'T!"

"YES I CAN!"

"SHUT UP!" B'Elanna pulled us apart. "Are you guys crazy?"

The Intendant glared. "Klingon scum."

I slapped her. "You don't talk to my officers this way."

"I don't care."

B'Elanna towered over her. "I care!"

"O-okay."

B'Elanna looked at the thing on our fingers. "It's a Chinese finger puzzle!"

"Finger puzzle?"

"Look, you just have to bring your fingers together to get it off!"

I pulled my finger off. "Thank god!"

The Intendant looked at it. "Nice torture device, can I replicate one?"

"Go ahead," B'Elanna said. "Just don't get Paris in one. He's going to complain his head off, I'll bet you."