DATING DISASTER // PART 09 // WITH LOVE, MISTRESS
A/N: I love Hamtaro. Not the anime, the hamster in THIS fic. T_T I own him/her… err, it! But I don't own Trigun… okay I lied, I own Legato! XD Bwuhahahahahaaaa!!
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Knives: .T_T
Hamtaro: =T_T=
Knives: Why? .T_T
Hamtaro: =T_T=
Knives: Why?! Answer me! .T_T
Hamtaro: …
Knives: ANSWER ME, GOD DAMMED HAMSTER! ..
Hamtaro: Eep. =^_^=
Dee: What's wrong darling? ^_^
Knives: YOU CAN ALL DIE AND BURN IN HELL! .. *storms out*
Dee: What is his problem? O.ô
Hamtaro: Eep. Eep. =^_^=
Dee: Don't say you just eat the last page from his 'The Best World Domination Guide' - books last page? T_T
Hamtaro: Eep! =^___^=
Dee: -_-;; So you really did it? …no wonder he was mad to you.
// o // o // o //
Pm7: ^__^ *singing Kaze Wa Mirai Ni Fuku happily*
Legato: -_\\ *follows his mistress*
Pm7: *stops* Well Legato. What do you think about that building? *points big, big, big building*
Legato: Isn't that Perfect Match's main place? -_\\
Pm7: Yes, and we are going to visit in the boss room now. n_n
Legato: Why?
Pm7: n_n Just because it's fun. C'mon Legato-san.
:: Soon In The 72 floor ::
Secretary: Hi Pop Monkey!
Pm7: Hello my shadow reflection, Monkey Stampede, where is my egoist insane anti-protagonist shadow clone, Evil Pop Monkey Clone?
MS The Secretary: *lights cigarette* Fooling around, doing something evil.
Pm7: Well, if you see her, tell that I need to have a small talk to her.
MS: Yes, yes, boss…
Legato: O.\\
Pm7: *enters the boss room* What do you say, Legato-san… isn't this nicely designed room? n_n
Legato: O.\\
Pm7: What are you staring at baka? T_T
Legato: You are the boss of Perfect Match? O.\\
Pm7: Well, yes. ^_^ Isn't it great?
Legato: How old are you?
Pm7: 16. ^_^
Legato: Then you must be genius. Running a huge company like this.
Pm7: No, my shadow egos are much smarter than me. I'm 100% baka. ^_^ I just own this idea Monkey Stampede and Evil Pop Monkey Clone do all the real job here. ^_^ I'm just fooling around like a jackass. People think that Monkey Stampede is the real boss, because she looks much older and serious than me. XP
Legato: … … o.\\
Pm7: Candy? ^_^ *hands a bowl of candies*
Legato: Um, yes please.
Pm7: Please, sit down, Legato-san. ^_^ Now, we will fill up your job papers, since you are going to be the new host. ^_^
Legato: Do I have to? -_\\
Pm7: You never argued against Knives' will. T_T Why can't you act bit more of like I was Knives or at least I was a real mistress?
Legato: I'm not obsessed to little brats like you. Master Knives is different from everyone.
Pm7: Good point… oh well… at least I own you now! XD
Legato: -_\\;;
*knock, knock*
Pm7: What now?! T_T
MS: Um, sorry boss… but Fred Love is here.
Pm7: *.* Perfect timing! Bring him in!
MS: Yes, boss.
Legato: Who is he, mistress?
Pm7: *goofy grin* A very lovely person, your co-host. ^__^
Legato: Fred Love?! That's the stupidest name I have ever hear. -_\\
Door: *opens and person enters*
Pm7: Konnichiwa Fred-san! n_n
Fred: *tall guy in light pink shirt, tight black jeans, white tie with red hearts and blue hair enters the room* Oh hello PopMonkey7-chan. It's so fancy to see ya again. //_^ *hugs*
Pm7: *hugs back* Oh Fred, it always so great to see ya. ^__^
Legato: O.\\;; …no, no way… not you… NO!
Fred: *.* … LEGATO?! Is that you?! OH LITTLE BROTHER! *big brotherly bear hug*
Legato: ;_\\ …no…
Pm7: I didn't know you two were brothers. *evil grin*
Legato: YOU PROMISED NOT TO CALL HIM IN THIS FIC! NOW I HAVE TO KILL YOU! *uses his powers on PM7*
Pm7: ^_^ Remember I'm too stupid for your super cool powers Legato and I'm not humans so they don't' work on me. Tee hee.
Fred: //_o May I ask what are you 2 talking about?
Legato: Shut up, Freddie.
Pm7: Freddie? Is that your real name? *.* It's so cute!
Fred: *blushes* Thank you, Pop Monkey-chan. //_^
Legato: Why? Why is your name Fred Love now days, Freddie? T_\\
Fred: It much more fancier than Freddie Bluesummers… ya know… Fred Love suits me better than Freddie Bluesummers.
Legato: T_\\ Back off, FREAK!
Fred: Oh my. You seems to be bit tight today. It seems you haven't got enough hugs today. //_^ *even bigger brotherly bear hug*
Legato: .\\ POPMONKEY7!!
Pm7: Don't you dare yell to me, Legato! Even if it looks like I did this, but I didn't. Honestly! I'm your mistress and you shall obey me. Knives is history. *evil grin*
Legato: ;_\\
Fred: Oh Legato, is so good to see you brother! //_^
Legato: Are you listening? Back off. T_\\
Fred: Of brother! //_^
Legato: Obvious not... -_\\;;
Pm7: You 2 are going to be great host. ^______^
Legato: ;_\\
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Knives: Everywhere I go, there's only morons… -_- …and those stupid Perfect Match posters. Seems that it really popular and people are more depressive than ever. …AND WHY DA HELL I'M TALKING TO MYSELF?! ..
Vash: KNIVES! O.O.
Knives: Vash. What are you doing here? .T_T
Vash: *jumps behind his brother* You must hide me! The girls are after me!
Knives: Girls? Shouldn't you be after them?
Vash: Well, yes, but these 3… they are all crazy… Rem, Meryl and Jessica… they have gone crazy and they are fighting over me now. ;_;.
Knives: So? Shouldn't you happy about it? 3 girls that really likes you… what's your problem?
Vash: They are crazy! I mean it! Even Rem. They are really fighting and I'm afraid that they will kill me soon.
Knives: .O.Ô Rem fighting? That I must see! Where are they?!
Vash: Coming right this way!
Knives: Where?!
Meryl: VASH YOU BAKA! COME HERE! .
Jessica: VASH!
Knives: .o.ô … I think you better run and fast now, brother.
Vash: Good plan, Knives!! *stampedes away*
Knives: .O.O *sees 3 angry looking women running after Vash* …I hope
that idiot will be alive. He owns me a pizza. ..
// o // o // o //
Vash: Must. Hide. Now. Fast. Trashcan! *jumps into trashcan* ^_^ I'm save now.
Kuroneko: Nya! =T_T=
Vash: Oh, sorry… was this your hiding place? Um, may I you share it with me, please? ^.^.;;
Kuroneko: NYA! NYA! NYO! =.=
Vash: Pretty please. I will buy you tuna. ..
Kuroneko: =^_^= Nyo.
Vash: -_-.;;
…
Meryl: Where is that idiot broom head?!
Jessica: I will find him first and I will marry him so back off bitch!
Rem: But Vash loves me the most.
Vash: {True, true!} ^_^.
Pm7:Girls, girls, girls… stop the fighting…
M + J + R: ??
Legato: -_\\
Fred: //_^
Meryl: What is That? *points Fred*
Pm7: Isn't he cute? He is Fred Love. ^_^ Fred, say hi to, bitchy Meryl.
Fred: Hi Meryl. //_^
Legato: -_\\;; He's NTO my brother.
Fred: What are you talking about lil' bor? //_^
M + J +R: ???
Pm7: Ahem!
Fred+ Legato: Sorry, PopMonkey7.
Pm7: Thanks you, boys. I'm here to give you 3 a message.
Jessica: Message?
Pm7: Yes. A message. A message from Perfect Match. Fred?
Fred: Um, yes. Next weekend we are having a special show and Perfect Match wants to invite 3 there as our special guest. //_^
Legato: -_\\
Jessica: Wow! Really?! Cool!
Pm7: And one hint, Vash the Stampede is there too. ^_~
Vash: I am? O.o.
Meryl: What was that?!
Vash: O.o;; I'm just a talking trashcan! Hee heh! Just ignore me! *trashcan jumps away*
Eveyone: O.o ??
Rem: What was that?
Fred: It looks like a talking and jumping trashcan.
Everyone: -_-;,
Legato: We can see that, Fred! T_\\
Fred: //_^
Legato: Idiot… -_\\;;
PM7: Legato, behave yourself. T_T
Legato: Yes, mistress. -_\\
Pm7: Ahem, anyway… are you 3 coming?
Jessica: Sure.
Meryl: If it's free.
Rem: We will be there.
Fred: That's just fabulous. //_^
Pm7: ^_^ You will get your VIP-passes in couple days… so we will see ya there then. Boys! Let's go buy some sweets and Mountain Dew! XP
Fred: Hai, Pop Monkey-chan. //_^
Legato: Mistress. May I have an ice cream?
Pm7: Sure: Anything you wanna, Legato-san.
…
Meryl: I don't wanna know if that's really Legato. O.o;;
End Of Part 9