Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Crazy

Chapter Six

Sailor Moon to the Rescue…or not

"Chakotay…"

He looked up from his side of the bed and gaped. "Kathryn?"

"How do I look?" I was actually looking like Sailor Moon. Paris had introduced me to the cartoon.

He stuttered. "Girlish."

I frowned. "It took me a long time to do this."

"You look nice." He got out of bed. "Now, if I was your boyfriend, how would I look like?"

"Um…"

He just shook his head. "Never mind." He shuffled to the restroom and closed the door.

I just skipped along to the Bridge. "Hello, Voyager!" I yelled. "Sailor Moon is here!"

Paris stood up, turned and fell down.

"Captain Janeway, you are breaking protocol on the Bridge." Tuvok stared at me.

I turned. "Well, Mister Proper, I suppose you haven't broken protocol before."

"As a matter of fact, I haven't."

I turned and sat down. "Party pooper."

Chakotay came to the bridge, and stared. "You're still in that crazy thing?"

"Hey, it's cute! I even told Seven and B'Elanna to dress up in these outfits!"

The turbolift doors opened. "This is a complete waste of time." Seven looked down distastefully. "It distracts me."

"It's the No-Duty game!" I skipped to the turbolift. "Who ever wants to be in charge can be in charge."

Seven turned. "Alright!" She skipped along to the turbolift and got in.

"Kathryn!" Chakotay yelled.

"Bye-bye, Tuxedo Mask!" I waved good-bye.

"Tuxedo Mask?" He jumped in. "What's gotten into you?"

I looked up at him with teary eyes. "I'm going insane!" I laughed.

"No wonder." He looked at me. "What do I have to wear?"

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The Intendant gaped at us skipping around her large quarters. "Get out of my quarters!"

I stopped and bumped (intentionally) into a pedestal. "Oops."

She stood up and dived for it, but it smashed anyway. "My priceless vase!" She stood up and seethed over me. "Damn you…"

I towered over another of her objects. "Ooh, what does this button do?"

"No, Janeway, don't push-"

I pushed it, and it exploded.

"-That button."

I laughed and skipped along, holding up a marker. "Catch, Sailor Venus!"

Seven caught it. "What do I do?"

"Mark everything in this place. Here, Tuxedo Mask, there's one for each of us!"

He got it. "Cool."

The Intendant grabbed my collar. "Janeway, I'm warning you…"

I lifted the last marker and scribbled over her face. She dropped me and started smearing it. "Fuck you, Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Crazy!" She bumped into the empty pedestal and cursed.

"Yeay!" I skipped along and marked everything I found.

"Janeway!" The Intendant yelled.

The doors opened, and B'Elanna stepped in. "Wow, this is cool. Hey, Captain, what do I do?"

I turned. "Distract the Intendant."

"Cool!" She turned. I turned back on drawing Voyager on her wall.

The doors opened, and a security team barged in.

"Seize them!" The Intendant yelled.

I turned. "Run!"

We bumped into the Intendant, and she grabbed me. "You're going to pay, Janeway! Hey, that rhymes!"

I kicked her. "Get off me!"

"You're going to be tortured till you beg for mercy…Chakotay!"

Chakotay appeared. "Yes, Intendant?"

"Take her to the torture chambers."

"Yes, Intendant."

He led me to the chambers. I kicked and screamed. He wasn't fazed.

"I told you not to infuriate the Intendant."

"Doesn't she have any heart?"

He put me down and spun me. "Inside, yes, just like you have a tough soul in there. You're mirror images."

I laughed. "Well, can I escape this time?"

"No." He grabbed me and carried me to the chamber, under his arm.

"Release me! Get me out of here!" I yelled, kicking and pounding the mirror Chakotay.

"I have my orders."

I scowled and bit his hand.

"Shit!" He dropped me, and I ran for it.

"Come and try to catch me!"

He ran and caught me with one hand. "That's a stupid tactic." He dragged me back to the chambers. "You're quite strong."

"Thanks."

He turned and smiled. "You're…welcome?"

"You've learned quickly."

"You shouldn't act this way."

"I've gone insane long ago."

"Really? Well, I think that the Intendant's torture is going to make you saner than you are." He chained me. "Good luck."

"Good luck?"

The Intendant stepped in, holding an electric whip. "Well, the Captain's going to get a taste of the rough life, isn't she, Chakotay?" She was playing with it, twisting it around her gloved fingers, stretching it.

He didn't answer, and she flicked the whip his way. "Answer me!"

"Yes, Intendant."

"Good…" She laughed. "Let's start the torturing!" She flicked the whip at me, and it hit me across my legs. It didn't hurt.

"Ha, stupid, it didn't faze me!"

Chakotay winked at me. I shrugged the best I could, and he pointed to his clothes. I got it; he made my clothes shock resistant by touching me. I looked at the Intendant. "So?"

She turned off the whip. "I guess I have to go with the torture machine, hmmm?" She took a small machine and looked at it. "I've heard it's worse than the whip, right?"

"Yes, Intendant."

So, she was playing the mirror Chakotay like a dog. I'll just play along.

"Oh, no, Intendant, don't use that on me!" I screamed.

"Too late." She put it on me. "Say good bye to your sanity!" She pushed a button. It didn't hurt. "What? It was perfectly fine!"

The doors opened, and Chakotay stood there with a compression rifle in his hands. "Unhand my princess!"

"Chakotay!" I giggled.

"Take it away, Intendant."

She turned on the whip and played with it. "Oh, no, the gallant Chakotay has come to save his weak and helpless princess." She flicked it in his direction, and it slashed his uniform. "Idiot."

"Take this!" I kicked her head, and she dropped to the floor. "Thanks, Chakotay."

"You're welcome," They both said.

I smiled. "Now, get me out of here!"

The mirror Chakotay unchained me. "That was a very good move."

"Thank you." I jumped into Chakotay's arms. "My hero."

He just blushed.