DATING DISASTER // PART 10 // THE BLUESUMMERS BROTHERS
A/N: Fred and Legato! Love them! Now! BWHUHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAAA! BTW, I don't own Trigun, even if I sometimes say so. Tee hee! ^_^
// o // o // o //
Knives: Why can't you just go kill people like you normally did?
Dee: But I wanna be with you Knivesu-babe…
Knives: -_-;;
Wolfwood: Hey, Knives, don't worry… you are not the only on with problems like that… -_-_?
Milly: Oh Mr. Priest! ^___^
Knives: I see… .T_T Do we have any popcorn?
Milly: Oh my… no…
Knives: *evil grin* Well, what's the point of watching TV if we don't have popcorn. I will go buy it. Come Chapel.
Wolfwood: Huh? Um, okay. See ya soon girl.
Dee: Knives-dear, don't be long, because the show will start soon.
Knives: I WON'T. I wouldn't NEVER wanna miss that show. .-_-
Wolfwood: See ya girls.
Dee + Milly: Bye.
Knives + Wolfwood: *off to short freedom*
Milly: Mr. Knives has come very nice person. I mean look at him. He's is coming so well along with my Wolfwood. ^__^
Dee: ^__^ Hee heh. Maybe I have softened him a bit.
// o // o // o //
Knives: Damn you Chapel! You won again! .T_T
Wolfwood: Hey, it was your idea that we go bowling…
Knives: Yeah I know. Ah, finally I got away from that evil bitch.
Wolfwood: Why don't you blast her with your Angel Arm? T_T_?
Knives: She has once surviveve from my Angel Arm, so I'm sure she can even now. -_-;;
Wolfwood: O.o;;;
// o // o // o //
Pm7: Legato! Come out! NOW! *bangs the door* .
Legato: I don't wanna! I wanna my skull and spikes back!
Pm7: You are tonight a host, not a evil freaky minion! Come out or I tell everyone about what you said last night in your dream!
Legato: Dream? … You wouldn't dare!
Pm7: I dare! Just listen to this! Oh Master… do it again, Master! Oh Master I -
Legato: *comes out* T_\\ SHUT UP!
Pm7: *.* You looks so handsome in that black smoky, Legato-san. It suits you perfectly.
Legato: I wanna my skull and spikes! ;_\\
Pm7: We need to do small sacrifices sometimes. Legato-san.
Legato: O.\\
Pm7: What?
Legato: Um nothing… o.\\ Err, where's Fred?
Fred: Here I am, little, bro! //_^ *in a black smoky too*
Pm7: You look like twins now! KAWAII! XD
Legato: T_\\ I hate you, mistress, especially now.
Pm7: Hate me later, Legato. Let's go! We have a show to run! XP
Fred: //_^
Legato: ;_\\ I don't wanna go.
(A/N: Do you wanna know why really I pick Legato so often? Well, that's because it's so easy! Too easy! XD BWHUHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAAA!)
// o // o // o //
Milly: Oh my. The boys are late. The show is just about to start.
Dee: T_T Knives… that bastard… where is he?
:: In the Bowling Hall ::
Knives: Burn in hell Chapel! ..
Wolfwood: I won again! Woo-hoo!
Knives: … _ Chapel, I will need to kill you soon, if you win one more time.
Wolfwood: O.o;; Eep.
:: Back to the house ::
Milly: ^___^ I'm sure they are just having fun together. Let them be miss Dee.
Dee: Hye, the show!
*insert your favourite theme here*
Fred: //_^ Welcome folks to 'Perfect Match' - dating show! I'm your lovely host, Fred Love and this is my co-host Legato Bluesummers.
Legato: Hey! That's was my line! .\\
Milly + Dee: Legato?! O.O
Pm7: *behind the state* LEGATO! .
Legato: o.\\ Um, sorry mistress… um, where we we?!
Fred: The show, Legato, the show.
Legato: Oh yes. -_\\ Yes, welcome folks to our show. Tonight we are going to have a special guest and 3 other worthless spiders and one of them will be walking out with our special guest.
Fred: Enough small talks, let's bring out guest from Trigun. Trigun's main character, donut loving protagonist -
Legato: ETERNAL SUFFERING! .\\
Fred: Vash the Stampede!! //_^
Hornfreak: *plays music in the background*
Audience: *clap, clap, clap, cheeers*
Vash: *walks in the state with big goofy grin* ^_____^.
Fangirl: We love you Vash!! *.*
Vash: Love & Peace! ^___^. \\// I love you all!
Random Fangirl #1: *faints*
Legato: Shut up or I kill you, idiot broomhead. T_\\
Vash: Hai! O.o.;;
Random Fangirl #2: Leave Vash alone, you meanie! .
Fangirls: *takes out Long Colts*
Legato: O.\\;;
Pm7: -_-;;; *thinking* I will never again give tickets fro free in Anime forums…
Fred: //_^ Err, hih, welcome Mr. Vash to our show.
Vash: Thank you very much. It was quite surprise that you even called me here. I'm so exited about it.
Fred: Great to hear.
Legato: Not! -_\\
Pm7: AHEM!
Legato: -_\\;;
Fred: Well, let's have a seat.
Vash: *sits in red chair*
Fred: *sits next to Vash* It's so fancy to sit next to you, Mr. Vash. //_^
Vash: Thank you, Fred. ^_^.
Fred: Red suits you.
Vash: Are you surely Legato's brother? You are much nicer than Legato himself.
Fred: He's just bit misunderstood, that's all.
Legato: *in the other side of the state* This isn't place for small talks, Fred!
Fred: Sorry, lil' bro. //_^ Would you kindly tell us something about yourself, Vash.
(A/N: Don't worry folks, I will keep the next line away from spoilers. n_n)
Vash: Gladly. I'm handsome gunmen from Planet Gunsmoke. I'm 27 years old. I have green eyes and wonderful blodn hair, like you all can see. I love red, donut and love. I'm honestly hunter of love & peace and I will bring peace tot his unstable planet.
Fangirls: *cheers in tears* VASHU-SAMA! *.*
Vash: ^__^. People really like me here.
Fred: Sure they like. You are so cute. //_^
Legato: GIVE WARM WELCOME TO MISS A! .\\
Hornfreak: *plays music in the background - again*
Audience: *clap, clap*
Fangirls: BOO!
Miss A: Get a life. T_T;;
Legato: Miss B.
Hornfreak: *still playing*
Audience: *clap, clap, clap*
Miss B: ^_^
Fangirls: BOO!
Miss B: O.o
Miss A: It seems that they don't like no one here.
Miss B: Well, what can you do? People have different way of thinking.
Miss: -_-;; Whatever.
Legato: At for last, Miss C. -_\\
Hornfreak: *playing … with chicks now* ^_^
Audience: …
Miss C: T_T Hey.
Legato: No one likes you. Sit down, Miss C.
Fred: Well, is everyone on their seats?
Vash: Why can't I see them?
Fred: That's because it would ruin the fun. The thing is that you ask different questions for them and some will the audience and then you will have to make a choice, who of these 3 pretty girls will left this building in your arms //_^ Didn't you read the paper what I gave you before the show?
Vash: No.
Fred: You are just a sweetie. //_^
Legato: BEFORE WE CONTINUE THE SHOW! LET'S HAVE A WORLD FROM OUT SPONSOR! .\\ AND FRED. STOP THAT!
Fred: Stop what?
Legato: THAT! _\\;;
Pm7: Oh shut up, Legato! .
// o // o // o //
Candy Da WereWolf's Kid: Hello everyone!`*^_^*´ I'm Candy-chan. How are you? I'm fine thanks.
Pm7: Get to the point. T_T
Candy: Yeah, yeah… mother… -_-;;
Pm7: What did you say? .
Candy: Nothing. -_-;;
Pm7: Good. T_T Please, continue.
Candy: I'm here to tell you about -
:: screen goes blank ::
Pm7: SIMP! .
Simp the Cameraman: Sorry.
Pm7: Idiot!
Simp: Moron!
Pm7: Baka!
Simp: Jackass!
Candy: Just put the camera on! *.*
Simp: Hai. -_-;;
End of Part 10
Candy: Hey! I haven't finished yet!
Pm7: I got bored. I wanna write part 11 all ready! JA NE!
Simp + Cady: POPMONKEY7!