DATING DISASTER // PART 11 // TOTAL DISASTER SHOW
A/N: DUN DUN DUN! I DON'T OWN TRIGUN! *guitar solo* ROCK ON!
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Hornfreak: *plays some BG music*
Fred: Welcome back to Perfect Match. I'm your wonderful host Fred Love. //_^
Legato: And I'm Legato Bluesummers. -_\\
Fred: Today, we have special guest from famous anime show, called Trigun. Vash the Stampede, the hero of the show is here with me. Hi Vash. How are you doing?
Vash: Fine thanks. ^_^.
Fred: You sure have a sexy mole. //_~
Vash: o///o. Um, thanks.
Fred: Tee hee. //_^ So cute as always, right girls?
Fangirls: HELL YEAH!
Pm7: *banging her head to wall* I don't like those fangirls…. .
Legato: And over here we have 3 worthless spider-women who don't have life and they wants to go on a date with Vash the Donutfreak.
Miss A + B + C: Hey!
Legato: C'mon. I mean, who wants to go out with that broomhead. He doesn't look nothing as like my ex-master. He was really something.
Fred: Knives is really a handsome, but Vash… he's the cutest. Right girls? //_^
Fangirls: HAI! ^_^ WE LOVE YOU VASH!
Vash: Heh hee! *blushing* ^__^.
Fangirls: KAWAII!
Pm7: I had enough! *carries Cross Punisher 3 on the state* I can't stand fangirls if it isn't me! So shut the hell up, evil fangirls! .
Fangirls: EEP! A FREAK ANTI-FANGIRL FANGIRL!
Legaot: ^_\\ Thank you mistress.
Pm7: You're welcome, Legato-san. n_n
Fred: Um, should we take the questions now.
Vash: What questions?
Fred: First we hear 3 random question from audience to miss A, B and C and then you can ask them 5 your own questions.
Vash: Oh. Cool. ^_^.
Fred: Okay, first question… does anyone have a good question for Missies?
Random: I do!
Fred: What's your name?
Random: Cindy.
Fred: Well, hi Cindy. What is your question?
Cindy: Do you like kisses and hugs?
Legato: You heard her. Answer it Miss A.
Miss A: Of course I do, after a successful job.
Legato: What a lame answer. -_\\ Miss B?
Miss B: Well, always. How doesn't like kisses and hugs?
Legato: I don't. -_\\ Miss C.
Miss C: Oh course I do. I would kiss Vash every other second and give him hugs all the time! ^_^
Fangirls: BOO!
Pm7: URUSAI! . Or I shot you!
Fred: What do you think, Vash?
Vash: Do I know these girls?
Fred: You over there! *points a random fangirl* What's your name?
Random Fangirl: Xanatoz.
Fred: Xanatoz? //.o
Xanatoz: Yes. And my question is, what is a perfect place for first dates?
Legato: Miss B. You can answer now.
Miss B: Flower shop. I love flowers and flowers are so romantic.
Vash: *writes notes* Girls… likes… flowers…
Legato: Whatever. Miss C.
Miss C: I would take Vash to my home and make a great dinner from him. ^_^
Legato: You really don't have no life. T_\\ Miss A, give a real answer.
Miss A: Sure, Legato. A café. That's a perfect place
Legato: Thank you, miss A. -_\\ Okay, I'm getting annoyed. Another question and fast.
Random Person: What's the best part in Vash?
Fred: What's is your name?
Random: N. Amless.
Legato: Lameasspunkbitch. -_\\
Pm7: Oh Legato-san. *.* *hug*
Legato: O.\\ What did I just did?
Pm7: You talk like your mistress, how wonderful. ^__^
Fred: You didn't tell me that she was your girlfriend, Legato.
Legato: She's into Knives. I'm just a minion. .\\
Fred: Oh. Anyway… Miss C, could you answer?
Miss C: His green eyes!
Legato: Boring.
Pm7: I agree.
Legato: Miss A?
Miss A: Eyes.
Pm7: Even lamer.
Legato: Miss B?
Miss B: Well, I fon't know, but his hair and eyes are so beautiful.
Pm7: Lamepunklazyassbitch! . This is so boring. Legato, let's go buy a pizza. I'm paying.
Legato: Anytime you want mistress. -_\\
Pm7: Fred, do you work. We are off. JA NE!
Fred: Um, err… hmm… okay. //.o Vash… have you got any questions?
Vash: Yes. May I ask them now?
Fred: Sure.
Vash: Good. Question number 1 is, what is your favourite donut?
Fred: Miss A?
Miss A: I don't like donuts.
Fangirls: BOO!
Miss A: Oh shut up.
Fred: Miss B?
Miss B: Sweet chocolate flavour is my favourite.
Vash: Good taste. ^__^.
Fred: And Miss C?
Miss C: I don't eat donuts. They make me only fat.
Fangirls: BOO! YOU SUX! YOU SUX!
Miss C: Hey! This isn't Smackdown and I'm not Kurt Angle.
Fred: Calm down people. You better ask your questions fast Vash… those fangirls sure look angry and PopMonkey7-chan isn't here to protect us.
Vash: Well, to be honest, I don't wanna make any questions anymore. I know who I wanna.
Fred: You do? Are you sure?
Vash: Yes.
Fred: Well, then… who is she?
Vash: Miss B, of course. ^_^.
Miss A: ARGH!
Miss C: I lost! ;_; Oh Vash. I won't ever be able to marry you! *runs away*
Fred: Looks like she couldn't handle the truth. Vash, do you wanna meet Miss B?
Vash: Yes. ^____^.
Fred: Miss B… would you come over here.
Miss B: Yes? ^_^
Vash: *.*. Rem?
Rem: Hi Vashu.
Miss A: I had enough of this foolish show. I hate you all! *storms out*
Vash: Was that Meryl? O.o.
Rem: Yes, it's looks like. She needs to learn more about love and peace.
Fred: Vash, what are your feelings now? //_^
Vash: I think tis' better if I and Rem would get going now…
Fred: Huh?
Vash: *points the audience*
Fangirls: VASH IS OURS! . *Diablo mode*
Vash: Rem. Let's go!
Rem: No. They won't kill me. I just know they won't.
Vash: Rem. You don't know what fangirls can be like when they get really angry. They are selfish, stone cold killers. Rem, come! *carries Rem away* Thanks Fred and see ya later.
Fangirls AFTER HIM! .
Fred: //.o Eep! Someone save me! //_o
???: *shoots nails to save Fred*
Fred: //.* My hero! *hugs this random hero*
???: Err… they just pissed me off…
Fred: I will never leave you! //_^ *big bear hero hug*
???: Let me guess, you are a Bluesummers?
Fred: How did you guessed, my mistress? //.*
???: -_-;; I'm good in guessing…
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Pm7: Legato-san? -_-
Legato: Yes, mistress? -_\\
Pm7: Guess what is going to happen next, Legato-san… -_-
Legato: This chapter is going to end soon? -_\\
Pm7: Yes, but before that… -_-
Legato: … I don't know, mistress. -_\\
Pm7: Well, I tell you… You are fired. -_-
Legato: What?! O.\\
Pm7: End of part 11! BWHUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAHAA! XD Hey, it's that Zazie and his girlfriend? o.o
Legato: Where?
Pm7: TO be continued! BWHUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! XD
Legato: I seriously hate you! .\\