DATING DISASTER // PART 12 // NORMAL? TRY WEIRD
A/N: I don't' own Trigun. So, don't shot me! . Just leave me alone… just for a second, please? Pretty please… ah forget it… just die all ready! XO BTW, this chapter is very random and weird. I promise that! So sue me! XD
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Legato: u_\\
…
Legato: u_\\ I'm so alone…
…
Legato: …and bored…
…
Legato: T_\\ Is there anyone?
…
Legato: I guess not… -_\\
…
Legato: u_\\ …oh this sorrow…
…
Dominique: Hey Legato. What are you doing here, all alone?
Hornfreak: Shouldn't you be servicing PopMonkey7 right now?
Legato: She fired me.
Dom: Why?
Legato: She spend all the company's money to the show last night and she can't afford of me anymore… -_\\
Hornfreak: That's too bad, Legato. But hey, cheer up. I'm sure you will find away to get more money. Come, Dom. I know a great bar near.
Dom: Sure, Midvalley. ^_^
Legato: ô.\\ *thinking* What's with those too? They look like a… …nonsense! Midvalley and Dominique wouldn't never bee together… …or would they? O.\\ …
Knives: Legato!
Legato: O.\\ EEP! It's Master Knives' poltergeist!
Knives: .T_T
Legato: O.\\
Knives: .T_T I'm NOT dead… not yet. But soon I will be… if you don't help me, Legato!
Legato: Help? You? You… want… me to… help you? *.\\
Knives: Yes. Get rid of Dee and I will take you back as my minion.
Legato: What? Really? Yes! Master! I will do it right away! Anything for you ^__\\
Knives: .O.o I have never before seen you that happy, Legato. And it scares.
Legato: I'm sorry Master. -_\\ I won't let that happened ever again. Give me nothingness, give me dead -
Knives: OH SHUT UP! .. … I feel much better all ready… .^_^ …now, Legato… go hunt that bitch down!
Legato: Yes, Master.
Knives: By the way, Dee told me that you were on that stupid dating show last night…
Legato: o__\\ Um, err, well…
Knives: Dee said that your brother was there too… Don't say that he was!
Legato: I'm very sorry Master, but he is here, unfortunately. -_\\
Knives: Then I better hide and fast… I can't stand… that, that… feminism man. .. *leaves*
Legato: -_\\ *talking to himself* Me either Master…
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Meryl: T_T
Wolfwood: _
Milly: o_o
Meryl: T_T
Wolfwood: Meryl? Are you okay? Since last night in the show you -
Meryl: SHUT UP! .
Wolfwood: O.o;;
Milly: Um… sempai?
Meryl: WHAT NOW MILLY?!
Milly: O.o;; Um… err… we … need… a … goldfish! Yes, a goldfish! ^_^
Wolfwood: -_-;;
Milly: Yes a goldfish. Come sempai. Let's go buy a goldfish. ^_^ *drags Meryl along*
Meryl: Milly! Wait! O.O
Wolfwood: And there they go… O.ô;;
…
Wolfwood: Where is Tongari? I'm getting bored…
Vash: WOLFWOOD! *cries like a bady in Wolfwood shoulder*
Wolfwood: There he is… -_-;; Um, Tongari, when did you came there and why are you crying?
Vash: Rem… she… she… left me! BOO HOO! X,O
Wolfwood: What?! O.o
Vash: Alex, his boyfriend from Earth… is alive! ;_; Sniff!
Wolfwood: Really? That's great to hear!
Vash: But, but… I'm alone again! X,O
Wolfwood: Do you know what? You need a drink… that's all… come my friend. ^_^
Vash: Sniff. Sniff. Why are you so happy about it that Rem left me?! Sniff!!
Wolfwood: Well… I tell it later… come, let's go before Meryl and Milly comes back. ^_^
Vash: Sniff… sorrow… sniff… ;_;.
Wolfwood + Vash: *goes to the nearest bar*
(A/N: I just like to comments in every other moment… tee hee. I'm bit bored. ^o^;;)
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:: Outside Of Knives' House ::
Legato: *hides in a bush* T_\\ Where is that bitch?
Dee: … *comes out of the house* … *looks around* … *goes for a walk* …
Legato: *follows Dee* T_\\
Kuroneko: *follows Legato* =T_T=
Hamtaro: *follows them all* =^.^=
(A/N: Hey! Who left the hamster gate open?! O.o)
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Legato: *still following Dee* T_\\
Kuroneko: *still following Legato* =T.T=
Hamtaro: *still following everyone else* =^.^=
Dee: *thinking* Why is that blue haired idiot following me? T_T+ I guess, I need to kill him.
Legato: *takes out a book called 'How to kill evil robot women quickly' written by H. Imself* Hmm… "First you need to find another robot…" Another robot? Where can I found a one without a money?!
Grey the Ninelives: ^_______^
Legato: O.\\ Grey! Perfect!
Grey: ^_____________^
Legato: Then what… "Get the 2 robots together and the rest is history after that." Huh? Get together? T_\\
Kuroneko: Nya.
Legato: YOU!
Kuroneko: Nyo!
Hamtaro: Eeep! =^.^=
Legato: YOU! O.\\ Master will be really mad if he finds out that you are lost! *puts Hamtaro in his pocket*
Kuroneko: *nods and leaves* Nya! Nyo! =-.-=
Grey: ^____________^
Legato: Hey, he isn't your lunch cat! Go away! T_\\
Dee: Legato, what in the Earth are you yelling in the middle of the street? T_T
Legato: Can't you see I'm hiding behind a streetlamp? T_\\
Grey: ^_______^
Legato: T_\\
Book: *whispers to Legato* Get the robots together… together… together… (A/N: I admit! I have watch too much cartoons and read too much toilet comics! . YAARRR!!)
Legato: Dee, this is Grey the Ninelives. Would go out with him? T_\\;;
Grey: ^_______^
Dee: *.*
Grey: ^_____________^
Dee: *.*
Grey: ^_________________^
Dee: *.*
Grey: ^_______________________^
Dee: Will you marry me? *.*
Grey: ^_____________________________^
Legato: WHAT? O.\\
Grey: ^________________________________^
Dee: Really? *.*
Grey: ^__^
Dee: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go to Las Vegas! *.*
Grey: ^___________________________________^
Dee: Oh Grey! ^_^
Legato: O.\\ *speechless*
Dee + Grey: *leaves together hand by hand* ^___^
Legato: o.\\;;
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Legato: o.\\;;
Legato: o.\\;;
Legato: o.\\;;
Legato: o.\\;;
Legato: O.\\;;; What the fuck just happened?!!
Hamtaro: *in the pocket* =^.^= *eats Legato's hot dogs* (A/N: I'm sure Legato carries a extra hot dog in his pocket.)
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Zazie: I love you. And you know that, don't you?
Zazie's Girlfriend: …
Zazie: What?!
Zazie's Girlfriend: …
Zazie: You don't love me anymore?!
Zazie's Girlfriend: …
Zazie: What?! You found a better one?!
Zazie's Girlfriend: …
Zazie: What?! A Thomas?!
Zazie's Girlfriend: …
Zazie: You are going to marry a Thomas?! O.O
Zazie's Girlfriend: …
Zazie: *cries like a baby* I hate you! I hate you, you… stupid… Thomas!
Lina: … T_T I don't understand you. You are weird. *leaves with her Thomas*
Thomas: Moo! -..-
Zazie: BOO HOO! ;_;
(A/N: Go Lina! XD)
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PopMonkey7: Well, folks, guess what…
Fred: What?
PM7: It was the end.
Fred: End of what?
Pm7: End of this fic, of course.
Fred: End? NO! I want to see Knives! He's so cute! //_^
Pm7: You can see him in my computer, Freddie. But yes, it's the end of this fic now. And it's time to for my shitty epilogue.
Fred: Where are you Knives?! *looks the black screen like a dumb monkey… err… donkey* I don't see him, PopMonkey7-chan.
Pm7: -_-;; I strongly believe you both Bluesummers are blonds… and you both are gay.
Fred: IS Legato gay?
Pm7: Well, let's talk about that later. ^_^ Um, anyway… the epilogue thingy stuff now!
"Zazie never recovered from his lost. He still cries after Lina, but after he met some odd fangirls, he forgot Lina and lived happy ever after…"
Fangirls: *gloms Zazie* Kawaii!
Zazie: ^_^ Tee hee.
Lina: Who is that kid anyway? T_T
"…Milly and Meryl bough a goldfish and Kuroneko ate it…"
Milly: Bad kitty! Bad! No food for you tonight!
Kuroneko #123: Nyo…. =u.u=
Milly: Aww! SO cute! *pets*
"…Meryl never spoke to Vash again…"
Meryl: … T_T …
Vash: Um, Meryl…
Meryl: …. T_T ….
Vash: I think I need a insurance…
Meryl: … T_T …
Vash: Tens of them.
Meryl: … T_T …
"…what wasn't surprising me. Dee and Grey went to Las Vegas and got married and now they are living in Hawaii…"
Dee: Oh Grey. ^_^
Grey: ^___________^
"…and Knives was very happy about it too…"
Knives: Look! Legato! I'm drunk! BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! *tap dancing on the table* WOO-HOO! I'm so drunk! Let's sing The Beer song! XD
Legato: -_\\;;
Gaine: T_T;;
Chapel: -_-;;
Hoppered: -.-;;
Rei: T_T
EG: .;;
Kuroneko: =T_T=
Dom: T_T;;
Hornfreak: T_T;; *stops playing Sylvia*
"By the way, Dominique and Hornfreak, never were together! So beat it, you stupid Hornfreak fangirl who flames me and said that it's so wrong."
Dom: T_T It was only a one night thing.
Hornfreak: ;_; I though you love me!
"Wolfwood is going to marry Milly someday… but before that he ahs a smoke or two…"
Wolfwood: -_-_?
"And Vash… well, his heart is still broken because Rem left him because of Alex. But don't worry, all the fangirls are all ready on their jobs…"
Fangirls: Oh poor Vashu-san. Have a donut.
Vash: Sniff! Sniff! Thank you! ;_;. *munch, munch*
Fangirls: Aww! Kawaii!!
"Damn, that I hate fangirls… By they way, The Ninelives bar went down since Grey left and because of the too many Kuronekos, the Black Cat Café went down too… BUT! The Longshot Bar is till open and Gunsmoke's most famous bar…"
Gaine: T_T I hate my life.
Everyone: HE SPEAKS!
Gaine: …
EG: Why you have never spoke?
Gaine: I didn't know what to say. I always forgot my lines. T_T
Everyone: *anime fall*
"Err… and then what happened to Hamtaro. Well, Knives once left the hamster gate open and Hamtaro got away and got hit my a truck."
Hamtaro fans: NO! ;_;
Pm7: YES! *devil sign*
:: Long Pause ::
Fred: PopMonkey7-chan?
Pm7: Yes?
Fred: What about you? What is going to happened to you?
Pm7: Well, since my company went down, I must run and fast. My dad didn't ever know that I took his money, so I'm sure that old bastard is all ready hunting me somewhere… so I'm will going soon. But what about, Fred? You know, you aren't going to be in any other fic, ever again.
Fred: I know, but that's okay. //_^ My darling is coming to get me soon and that's all what I need.
Pm7: Darling? What? You have a… lover?
Fred: *blushes* Um, yes. Teee hee! //_^ Oh there she comes.
Pm7: She?! O.O;;
Crimsonnail: C'mon Fred. Let's go. I need to go for a shopping. T_T
Fred: Yes, dear. //_^
Crimsonnail + Fred: *walks away together*
…
Pm7: O.o;;
Everyone: o.O;;;;;;
:: Another Long Pause ::
Pm7: . That's unfair! I wanna a real happy end! Not a weird one… again! I guess I need to write another chapter!
Trigun cast: NO! NO MORE CHAPTERS!
Pm7: *evil grin* Yes! Another chapter! This story needs 1 more chapter! So folks, this isn't the end! This is just the begin! What's out for the last chapter! XD JA NE! *tap dances away*
Everyone: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides*
Knives: I'M SO DRUNK! XD
END OF PART 12 - TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 13! XD BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! I fooled ya all!