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~*Chapter 9*~ ~* The Party*~
Kukis' house was filled with loud music and dancing teens. Her parents had to go on a "business trip" and don't know about the party. They'll be gone for a week, so Kuki had plenty of time to hide any evidence of a party. Kuki stood by the door a greeted the guests. Hoagie soon came with his new girlfriend, Tara.
"Hey, Nigel told me about the party. Hope you don't mind that I brought my girlfriend Tara along," Hoagie said. "No, not at all. Go out into the crowd and have some fun!" Kuki said to her ex- teammate. Hoagie and Tara soon got swept into the crowd.
"Hoagie, I need to talk to you in private," Tara said. "Me too. Were do you think we could go?" Hoagie asked. "Try Kukis' room," Tara said. "Ok, let's go," Hoagie said, having only one thing on his mind. (I think we all know what that thing is. Eww) The couple quickly went up the stairs and found Kukis' room.
"OK, so what did you want to talk about?" Hoagie asked as Tara closed the door. "Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but..." Tara began. "Yeah," Hoagie said, waiting for what Tara would say next. "You know Nicole, the blonde girl that Grinders went out with, right?" Tara asked. "Yeah," Hoagie said. "Well, she's my sister. And then there are my brothers, Jeff, Winston, and Charles. I know about you being Numbuh 2 in the Kids Next Door because I was a delightful child from down the lane. The thing is, I've always liked you. I just went along with my brothers, sister and father because I knew that they'd disown me if they knew I liked someone in the Kids Next Door. I'm not with my siblings now because father was put in jail for child labor, which caused us to all have our own lives. I lost weight, got contacts, and plotted getting you to be my boyfriend with Nicole," Tara explained. "Wow! You did all that for me?" Hoagie asked. "Well, yeah," Tara said. "Well, I never told anyone this, but I kinda liked you when you were a delightful child and Wednesday night when Nigel and I were talking and I described what you looked like, he suggested that you may have been a delightful child, I got my hopes up, thinking that you may of actually been her. Now I'm really happy that you are," Hoagie said. "Really?" Tara asked in a happy voice. "Yeah," Hoagie said, "can I kiss you?" "Sure," Tara said. (*cough* s-l-u-t *cough*) Hoagie walked up to her and kissed her. The kissing soon turned into making-out, blah, blah, let's move on. ~***~
Abby was walking around the party, desperately asking every dude she saw if they liked Lizzie.
"Yo! Do you like Lizzie?" Abby asked some dude. "Eww, no way! She's so fat," he responded. Abby sighed and moved on. "Yo! Do you like Lizzie?" Abby asked a familiar looking dude. "Lizzie? Lizzie! LIZZIE!" the dude said. He began to chase Abby. "Ahhhh," Abby screamed as she ran away into Nigel's arms. (He just happened to be there at that moment.) "The scary kid's gonna hurt me," Abby said, clutching to Nigels' shirt. "Listen up, bub! No one and I mean no one, messes with Nigel James Unos' girlfriend!" Nigel said, "Why were you chasing her anyway?" "She asked me if I liked Lizzie," the dude said. "Why?" Nigel asked Abby. "I'm trying to get Lizzie a boyfriend so she'll leave us alone," Abby explained. "Good plan. So, do you like Lizzie?" Nigel asked. "Like? Like! Like does not express how much I love Lizzie. My love for her burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns! I love her red/orange hair! I love her nerdy glasses! I love her overweight body in her undersized cheerleading outfit! I LOVE LIZZIE!" the dude said. "Ok, then. Who are you, anyway?" Nigel asked. "You don't recognize me? I'm Jeff! From the delightful children from down the lane!" Jeff said. "Oh yeah! The football helmet kid! Were are your brothers and sisters?" Nigel asked. "We all separated after father was put in jail. We're still semi evil, except Tara. Anyway, I'd do anything to be Lizzies' boyfriend!" Jeff said. "Well, let me find her and I'll introduce the two of you," Abby said. "As my love would say, 'Oh goodie!'" Jeff said. "Ok, see ya," Abby said. She quickly kissed Nigel before she left. "What was that for?" Nigel asked. "For saving me from Jeff. Well, gotta go, love ya!" Abby said. Nigel just stood there with a big-ass (I love that term!) smile on his face. "So, what are Lizzies' interests?" Jeff asked Nigel. ~***~ "Hey, Kuki!" Abby said. "Oh! Hi Abby," Kuki said. She sounded kinda upset. "What's wrong?" Abby asked. Kuki sighed and said, "I've been waiting by this door all night for Wallabee to come, but he's still not here and I think he hates my guts and is never gonna talk to me again!" "Hold up! What happened between you two?" Abby asked. "Well, on the first day of school I talked with him at lunch and told him to meet me after school, so he did and we began walking home together and everything was great. Then he began to smoke and I got all mad at him and then later that night, he left me a message on my machine that said he was sorry and he found the note I left him in the Meteora booklet thing and he said that he was in love with me, too and if I still loved him, to give him a sign. So I did still love him so I had this stupid party to act as a sign, but it's already 9:30 and the party started at 8:00 so I guess he's not coming!" Kuki said and burst into tears afterwards. "Well, he could always be trying to be fashionably late," Abby said, trying to comfort her friend. "Who would think that an hour and a half is fashionably late?" Kuki said between tears. "Uh, well, why don't you go to the bathroom and pull yourself together," Abby said. "Ok, I will," Kuki said. "Oh, before you go, did Lizzie come yet?" Abby asked. "Yeah, I think so," Kuki said. "Thanks," Abby said as Kuki walked up the staircase. By the time Kuki was in the bathroom, someone tapped Abby's shoulder. "Who's there?" Abby asked as she jumped up. "It's me," the person said. "Can you be a bit more specific?" Abby asked. "I'm Wallabee freakin' Beetles! Duh! Can't you tell by the accent?" Wallabee said. "Oh! Sorry! I- hey! Did you just get here?" Abby asked. "Yeah, I'm late because I was online at a ticket booth getting tickets to a Linkin Park concert. It was really important," Wallabee explained. "Why is it so important?" Abby asked. "Well, I wanted to get Linkin Park tickets to surprise Kuki to make up for Wednesday when I." Wallabee explained, but was cut off by Abby saying, "Hold up! I know the story, Kuki told me before." "So where is she?" Wallabee asked. "She went upstairs and she's really upset that you're a half hour late," Abby said. "So, she still likes me as much as I like her?" Wallabee asked. "Last time I checked, yeah," Abby said. "Good, I know what'll make her feel better," Wallabee said, "bye!" "See ya!" Abby said. 'Now to find Lizzie,' she thought to herself. As Abby turned around, she literarily bumped into Lizzie.
"Hi, Lizzie! You're just who Abby's been looking for," Abby said. "What do you want?" Lizzie asked. "Well, I know this guy who really likes you. He's also sweet, cute, and he's on the football team. You guys would be a match made in heaven," Abby said. "Hmmmmm, what's his name?" Lizzie asked. "Jeff," Abby said. "You're joking, right? Jeff likes me?" Lizzie said. 'Damn it! Now she'll never leave me and Nigel alone,' Abby thought. "I can't believe he likes me! I've liked him ever since 7th grade!" Lizzie said happily. "Yes!" Abby said, "I'll go bring him to you." "Oh! Goodie!" Lizzie said. All of a sudden, the DJ made an announcement. "Hey, all you hyped-up teens! How's it goin' out there?" the DJ asked. Everyone screamed. "All right, well, an Australian dude over here just paid me 20 smackers to request this song to the hostess of the par-tay. He said to just meet him by the punch bowl a.s.a.p and his name is.you-know-who-I- am-so-there-is-no-point-in-saying-my-name. Here's the song, hope ya like it," the DJ said.
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
(go) (yea, yea)
Kuki heard the announcement and song from her bathroom. She quickly finished brushing her hair and went downstairs were she saw Wallabee by the punch bowl. She went up to talk to him.
since I was a young man
I never was a fun man
I never had a plan
and no security then
ever since I met you
I never could forget you
I only wanna get you right here next to me
"Look, I'm." Kuki began. Wallabee cut her off and said, "I know everything's been a big mess due to lack of communication. I think we both know what we want to say, so at the count of three, we'll both say it, ok?" "Ok," Kuki said.
cause everybody (woah)
needs someone that they can trust and
you're somebody (woah)
that I found just in time
"1, 2, 3," they said together.
if you want me to wait, I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right through
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
"I love you," they said at the same time. They just stood there for a while, staring at each other. Then, Kuki grabbed Wallabee like in one of those cheesy romance movies and kissed him.
now my life is changing
its always rearranging
its always getting stranger than I thought it ever could
ever since I found you
I wanna be around you
I wanna to get down to the point that I hate you
"I.I.I.," Wallabee began after Kuki let go of him. "Spit it out, Wally," Kuki said. "Hey! My name is Wallabee and.oh! Uh, what I wanted to say is." Wallabee said.
cause everybody (woah)
needs someone that they can trust and
you're somebody (woah)
that I found just in time
"I got us tickets to a Linkin Park concert!" Wallabee said. "What!? Oh my God! You're the best!" Kuki said, jumping up and down. She hugged Wallabee really tightly and they began kissing again.
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
(go)(yea, yea)(yea, yea)
"Well, I better go put these in my room, I don't want anyone to steal them," Kuki said with the Linkin Park tickets in her hand, "I'll be right back." Kuki ran up the stairs and opened her door.
don't tell me
the bad news
don't tell me
anything at all
just tell me
that you need me
and stay right here with me
"Ewie ewie ewie ewie ewie ewie ewie!" Kuki said after opening her door. "What?" Hoagie asked. He and Tara were on Kukis' bed making out and Tara didn't have her shirt on.
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
"What hap.ew!" Wallabee said as he walked next to Kuki. "GET OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT!" Kuki yelled. "Dude, calm down," Hoagie said. "I'll take care of this, Wallabee Beetles style!" Wallabee said, "Tara, please, do us all a favor and put your shirt on. Hoagie, here's 20 bucks and a pack of condoms, for all our sakes, go get a room."
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
Tara put her shirt on and Hoagie grabbed the 20 bucks and condoms out of Wallabees' hand. He and Tara looked at each other and began giggling like the two kids in Operation: I- Scream and ran out of Kukis' room. "Good riddance," Wallabee said. Nigel and Abby came up while Tara and Hoagie left. "What happened?" Nigel asked. "Well, Wallabee gave me these tickets to a Linkin Park concert, so I was really happy and I went to put them in my room, but when I opened my door, I saw Tara and Hoagie making-out on my bed," Kuki said. "Eww," Nigel and Abby said at the same time. "So, do you guys wanna go get some pizza?" Kuki asked. "What about the party?" Abby asked. "Well, the party ends at 10:00, and, wouldn't ya know, it's 10:00 now, so everybody GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!" Kuki said. Everyone talked and walked out of Kukis' house. "Well, I guess we can go for pizza now," Nigel said. "Ok, let's go," Kuki said. So she locked the door and went to go get pizza.
YES! CHAPTER 9S' BEEN TYPED AND EXECUTED!! OH YEAH! Well, that's all, please review, sorry that it took so long to put this chapter up, and flames expected and will be used to burn my crappy new locker, once again. Next chapter's gonna be pretty short, so expect it by Thursday at the earliest. Thank you and good night!~*numbuh4lpluva*~
~*Chapter 9*~ ~* The Party*~
Kukis' house was filled with loud music and dancing teens. Her parents had to go on a "business trip" and don't know about the party. They'll be gone for a week, so Kuki had plenty of time to hide any evidence of a party. Kuki stood by the door a greeted the guests. Hoagie soon came with his new girlfriend, Tara.
"Hey, Nigel told me about the party. Hope you don't mind that I brought my girlfriend Tara along," Hoagie said. "No, not at all. Go out into the crowd and have some fun!" Kuki said to her ex- teammate. Hoagie and Tara soon got swept into the crowd.
"Hoagie, I need to talk to you in private," Tara said. "Me too. Were do you think we could go?" Hoagie asked. "Try Kukis' room," Tara said. "Ok, let's go," Hoagie said, having only one thing on his mind. (I think we all know what that thing is. Eww) The couple quickly went up the stairs and found Kukis' room.
"OK, so what did you want to talk about?" Hoagie asked as Tara closed the door. "Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but..." Tara began. "Yeah," Hoagie said, waiting for what Tara would say next. "You know Nicole, the blonde girl that Grinders went out with, right?" Tara asked. "Yeah," Hoagie said. "Well, she's my sister. And then there are my brothers, Jeff, Winston, and Charles. I know about you being Numbuh 2 in the Kids Next Door because I was a delightful child from down the lane. The thing is, I've always liked you. I just went along with my brothers, sister and father because I knew that they'd disown me if they knew I liked someone in the Kids Next Door. I'm not with my siblings now because father was put in jail for child labor, which caused us to all have our own lives. I lost weight, got contacts, and plotted getting you to be my boyfriend with Nicole," Tara explained. "Wow! You did all that for me?" Hoagie asked. "Well, yeah," Tara said. "Well, I never told anyone this, but I kinda liked you when you were a delightful child and Wednesday night when Nigel and I were talking and I described what you looked like, he suggested that you may have been a delightful child, I got my hopes up, thinking that you may of actually been her. Now I'm really happy that you are," Hoagie said. "Really?" Tara asked in a happy voice. "Yeah," Hoagie said, "can I kiss you?" "Sure," Tara said. (*cough* s-l-u-t *cough*) Hoagie walked up to her and kissed her. The kissing soon turned into making-out, blah, blah, let's move on. ~***~
Abby was walking around the party, desperately asking every dude she saw if they liked Lizzie.
"Yo! Do you like Lizzie?" Abby asked some dude. "Eww, no way! She's so fat," he responded. Abby sighed and moved on. "Yo! Do you like Lizzie?" Abby asked a familiar looking dude. "Lizzie? Lizzie! LIZZIE!" the dude said. He began to chase Abby. "Ahhhh," Abby screamed as she ran away into Nigel's arms. (He just happened to be there at that moment.) "The scary kid's gonna hurt me," Abby said, clutching to Nigels' shirt. "Listen up, bub! No one and I mean no one, messes with Nigel James Unos' girlfriend!" Nigel said, "Why were you chasing her anyway?" "She asked me if I liked Lizzie," the dude said. "Why?" Nigel asked Abby. "I'm trying to get Lizzie a boyfriend so she'll leave us alone," Abby explained. "Good plan. So, do you like Lizzie?" Nigel asked. "Like? Like! Like does not express how much I love Lizzie. My love for her burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns! I love her red/orange hair! I love her nerdy glasses! I love her overweight body in her undersized cheerleading outfit! I LOVE LIZZIE!" the dude said. "Ok, then. Who are you, anyway?" Nigel asked. "You don't recognize me? I'm Jeff! From the delightful children from down the lane!" Jeff said. "Oh yeah! The football helmet kid! Were are your brothers and sisters?" Nigel asked. "We all separated after father was put in jail. We're still semi evil, except Tara. Anyway, I'd do anything to be Lizzies' boyfriend!" Jeff said. "Well, let me find her and I'll introduce the two of you," Abby said. "As my love would say, 'Oh goodie!'" Jeff said. "Ok, see ya," Abby said. She quickly kissed Nigel before she left. "What was that for?" Nigel asked. "For saving me from Jeff. Well, gotta go, love ya!" Abby said. Nigel just stood there with a big-ass (I love that term!) smile on his face. "So, what are Lizzies' interests?" Jeff asked Nigel. ~***~ "Hey, Kuki!" Abby said. "Oh! Hi Abby," Kuki said. She sounded kinda upset. "What's wrong?" Abby asked. Kuki sighed and said, "I've been waiting by this door all night for Wallabee to come, but he's still not here and I think he hates my guts and is never gonna talk to me again!" "Hold up! What happened between you two?" Abby asked. "Well, on the first day of school I talked with him at lunch and told him to meet me after school, so he did and we began walking home together and everything was great. Then he began to smoke and I got all mad at him and then later that night, he left me a message on my machine that said he was sorry and he found the note I left him in the Meteora booklet thing and he said that he was in love with me, too and if I still loved him, to give him a sign. So I did still love him so I had this stupid party to act as a sign, but it's already 9:30 and the party started at 8:00 so I guess he's not coming!" Kuki said and burst into tears afterwards. "Well, he could always be trying to be fashionably late," Abby said, trying to comfort her friend. "Who would think that an hour and a half is fashionably late?" Kuki said between tears. "Uh, well, why don't you go to the bathroom and pull yourself together," Abby said. "Ok, I will," Kuki said. "Oh, before you go, did Lizzie come yet?" Abby asked. "Yeah, I think so," Kuki said. "Thanks," Abby said as Kuki walked up the staircase. By the time Kuki was in the bathroom, someone tapped Abby's shoulder. "Who's there?" Abby asked as she jumped up. "It's me," the person said. "Can you be a bit more specific?" Abby asked. "I'm Wallabee freakin' Beetles! Duh! Can't you tell by the accent?" Wallabee said. "Oh! Sorry! I- hey! Did you just get here?" Abby asked. "Yeah, I'm late because I was online at a ticket booth getting tickets to a Linkin Park concert. It was really important," Wallabee explained. "Why is it so important?" Abby asked. "Well, I wanted to get Linkin Park tickets to surprise Kuki to make up for Wednesday when I." Wallabee explained, but was cut off by Abby saying, "Hold up! I know the story, Kuki told me before." "So where is she?" Wallabee asked. "She went upstairs and she's really upset that you're a half hour late," Abby said. "So, she still likes me as much as I like her?" Wallabee asked. "Last time I checked, yeah," Abby said. "Good, I know what'll make her feel better," Wallabee said, "bye!" "See ya!" Abby said. 'Now to find Lizzie,' she thought to herself. As Abby turned around, she literarily bumped into Lizzie.
"Hi, Lizzie! You're just who Abby's been looking for," Abby said. "What do you want?" Lizzie asked. "Well, I know this guy who really likes you. He's also sweet, cute, and he's on the football team. You guys would be a match made in heaven," Abby said. "Hmmmmm, what's his name?" Lizzie asked. "Jeff," Abby said. "You're joking, right? Jeff likes me?" Lizzie said. 'Damn it! Now she'll never leave me and Nigel alone,' Abby thought. "I can't believe he likes me! I've liked him ever since 7th grade!" Lizzie said happily. "Yes!" Abby said, "I'll go bring him to you." "Oh! Goodie!" Lizzie said. All of a sudden, the DJ made an announcement. "Hey, all you hyped-up teens! How's it goin' out there?" the DJ asked. Everyone screamed. "All right, well, an Australian dude over here just paid me 20 smackers to request this song to the hostess of the par-tay. He said to just meet him by the punch bowl a.s.a.p and his name is.you-know-who-I- am-so-there-is-no-point-in-saying-my-name. Here's the song, hope ya like it," the DJ said.
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
(go) (yea, yea)
Kuki heard the announcement and song from her bathroom. She quickly finished brushing her hair and went downstairs were she saw Wallabee by the punch bowl. She went up to talk to him.
since I was a young man
I never was a fun man
I never had a plan
and no security then
ever since I met you
I never could forget you
I only wanna get you right here next to me
"Look, I'm." Kuki began. Wallabee cut her off and said, "I know everything's been a big mess due to lack of communication. I think we both know what we want to say, so at the count of three, we'll both say it, ok?" "Ok," Kuki said.
cause everybody (woah)
needs someone that they can trust and
you're somebody (woah)
that I found just in time
"1, 2, 3," they said together.
if you want me to wait, I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right through
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
"I love you," they said at the same time. They just stood there for a while, staring at each other. Then, Kuki grabbed Wallabee like in one of those cheesy romance movies and kissed him.
now my life is changing
its always rearranging
its always getting stranger than I thought it ever could
ever since I found you
I wanna be around you
I wanna to get down to the point that I hate you
"I.I.I.," Wallabee began after Kuki let go of him. "Spit it out, Wally," Kuki said. "Hey! My name is Wallabee and.oh! Uh, what I wanted to say is." Wallabee said.
cause everybody (woah)
needs someone that they can trust and
you're somebody (woah)
that I found just in time
"I got us tickets to a Linkin Park concert!" Wallabee said. "What!? Oh my God! You're the best!" Kuki said, jumping up and down. She hugged Wallabee really tightly and they began kissing again.
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
(go)(yea, yea)(yea, yea)
"Well, I better go put these in my room, I don't want anyone to steal them," Kuki said with the Linkin Park tickets in her hand, "I'll be right back." Kuki ran up the stairs and opened her door.
don't tell me
the bad news
don't tell me
anything at all
just tell me
that you need me
and stay right here with me
"Ewie ewie ewie ewie ewie ewie ewie!" Kuki said after opening her door. "What?" Hoagie asked. He and Tara were on Kukis' bed making out and Tara didn't have her shirt on.
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
"What hap.ew!" Wallabee said as he walked next to Kuki. "GET OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT!" Kuki yelled. "Dude, calm down," Hoagie said. "I'll take care of this, Wallabee Beetles style!" Wallabee said, "Tara, please, do us all a favor and put your shirt on. Hoagie, here's 20 bucks and a pack of condoms, for all our sakes, go get a room."
if you want me to wait
I would wait for you
if you tell me to stay
I would stay right thru
if you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
Tara put her shirt on and Hoagie grabbed the 20 bucks and condoms out of Wallabees' hand. He and Tara looked at each other and began giggling like the two kids in Operation: I- Scream and ran out of Kukis' room. "Good riddance," Wallabee said. Nigel and Abby came up while Tara and Hoagie left. "What happened?" Nigel asked. "Well, Wallabee gave me these tickets to a Linkin Park concert, so I was really happy and I went to put them in my room, but when I opened my door, I saw Tara and Hoagie making-out on my bed," Kuki said. "Eww," Nigel and Abby said at the same time. "So, do you guys wanna go get some pizza?" Kuki asked. "What about the party?" Abby asked. "Well, the party ends at 10:00, and, wouldn't ya know, it's 10:00 now, so everybody GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!" Kuki said. Everyone talked and walked out of Kukis' house. "Well, I guess we can go for pizza now," Nigel said. "Ok, let's go," Kuki said. So she locked the door and went to go get pizza.
YES! CHAPTER 9S' BEEN TYPED AND EXECUTED!! OH YEAH! Well, that's all, please review, sorry that it took so long to put this chapter up, and flames expected and will be used to burn my crappy new locker, once again. Next chapter's gonna be pretty short, so expect it by Thursday at the earliest. Thank you and good night!~*numbuh4lpluva*~